Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Alternation X Joke Of The Day

Paris Hilton is driving through the country. She has just dyed her hair brown because she is sick of being made fun of. She is really hungry. She stops at a farmers house and says "Hi! If I can guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"
Farmer says "ok". Paris quickly counts them and says "91!" The farmer looks around puzzled and says "OK. Take one"
When Paris is walking back to her car the farmer asks "If I can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back?"