A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My son it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well I'll be damned" the drunk muttered returning to his paper.
The priest thinking about what he had said , nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry I didn't meant to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk replied "I don't have it Father I was just reading here that the Pope does."
Monday, April 26, 2010
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Paris Hilton is driving through the country. She has just dyed her hair brown because she is sick of being made fun of. She is really hungry. She stops at a farmers house and says "Hi! If I can guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"
Farmer says "ok". Paris quickly counts them and says "91!" The farmer looks around puzzled and says "OK. Take one"
When Paris is walking back to her car the farmer asks "If I can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back?"
Farmer says "ok". Paris quickly counts them and says "91!" The farmer looks around puzzled and says "OK. Take one"
When Paris is walking back to her car the farmer asks "If I can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back?"
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Corruptors Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Swinger Party Scene
Words You Do Not Want To Hear During Sex
"You almost feel as good as my wife"
"You know, your mother is so much better."
"Mommy Daddy what are you doing?"
"Oh My God!!! 3.5 seconds a new record!!!!!"
"Do you mind? I'm trying to watch TV"
"Darling don't you think that the ceiling needs painting?"
"Oops I did it again"
"Do you think your sister would like to join us?"
"Did you just have salami for lunch?"
"Will you please hurry up there is a really good movie coming on in one minute?"
Greetings and welcome to another issue of Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Swinger Scene. It's time to party hard here soon. Parties coming up on May 15th, 29th, June 12th, 19th and 26th. Got information on every party coming up in this email/post.
For the last I'd say year apparently I've been having trouble recieving emails from people wanting to come to parties or whatever else they needed to email me about. I think I know where the problem lies but instead of going through the trouble of explaining it would be a lot easier to come up with a whole new Yahoo ID. So I made one up today, very simple Corruptor2010. Corruptor with the year 2010 behind it no dashes periods nothing...lol. Even better is when I send an email out you will see (or should see) the words Tennessee Swingers in your inbox. I think that should catch most people's eye to where they check out the email. Add my profile to your contacts as my information including cell phone number is on there. Add that id to your messenger and get rid of all other yahoo ids that I have had in the past. Corruptor2010
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice cut a hold in the ice not next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and immediately pulled in large fish.
The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.
The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally the old man couldn't take it any longer "Son I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy repsonded "roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm"
"What was that?" the old man asked
Again the boy repsonded "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm"
"Look" said the old man "I can't understand a word that you are saying"
The boy spit the bait into his hand and said "You have to keep the worms warm"
C...orruptor's U...nusual N...ews T...oday
A burglary suspect was found stuck in the ventilation system of a BP convenience store in Maryland. The man removed the cover and cralwed through the vent before getting stuck. His explanation was that he was playing hide and seek on the roof with some other people and decided to hide in the system. The other players apparently couldn't figure out where he was and stopped looking for him.
CD's Out Tuesday
AC/DC Iron Man 2 Soundtrack
Airbourne-No Guts No Glory
David Ball-Sparkle City
Cypress Hill-Rise Up
Devin The Dude-Suite 420
Merle Haggard-I Am What I Am
Jason Boland and the Stragglers-High In The Rockies
Kurupt-Street Lights
Shelby Lynne-Tears Lies and Alibis
Sevendust-Cold Day Memory
SWINGERS HOUSEPARTY SATURDAY MAY 15th SHELBYVILLE TN 8:00 P.M.
Swingers houseparty Saturday night May 15th in Shelbyville. Come out and party with us. Door prizes at this party to include free membership to SLS certificate. Also giving away a couple of porn DVD's.
Plus I'm working on some other giveaways as well. Couples, single ladies and single guys email me at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com to get on the list for the party.
Yahoo Groups For Alternation X
First we have one for the local Tennessee swinger lifestyle crowd. http://groups.yahoo.com/alternationX
Then we have one for the rest of the world...all things XRated, Porn pics, stories, event notices from around the US and much more...http://groups.yahoo.com/Alternation_Xperience
Jokes From The Phone
What's the worst thing about growing unemployment?
It's harder to fuck your girlfriend with her husband home
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-Eye Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still No-eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no sexual organs?
Still no fucking eye deer
Why are there two Senators for each state?
Somebody has to be the designated driver
Local Tennessee Swinger chat each and every Sunday 8:00 CST all you need to do is instant message hunny_beartn74 to join in.
DVD's Out On The Shelves Tuesday
44 Inch Chest-Ray Winstone, John Hurt
Avatar-Thursday
Crazy Heart-Colin Farrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal
Lovely Bones-Rachel Weisz Mark Wahlberg
Young Victoria-Emily Blunt, Rupert Friend
Crimes Of Passion-Megan Fox, Kelly Cuoco
Deadly Impact-Sean Patrick Flannery
Cheech and Chong's Hey Watch This-Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong
My Fake Fiance-Melissa Joan Hart
Peacock-Ellen Page, Cillian Murphy
********Swingers Event Saturday May 29th*******
Come party with us and meet the star of the XXX-hit Who's Nailin Palin. XXX-star Lisa Ann (Who's Nailin Palin, Obama's Nailin Palin, Letterman is Nailin Palin) will be doing two shows Saturday May 29th at the Midnight Express Gentlemen's Club in Smithville TN. Couples, single ladies and single males are all invited to attend. Cover charge is $15. Lisa Ann will be doing autograph signing and there will be some photo opportunities to get your picture made with her. Email me now at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com if you want to go and we'll get a afterparty worked out as well. There are plenty of cabin rentals available in that area just need to know approximately how many would be interested in going in on a cabin rental so we can get things finalized. This has the potential to be one of those parties you won't forget for a very long time. Lisa Ann...Midnight Express Gentlemen's Club Smithville TN Saturday night May 29th. Don't miss out on the fun
Want regularly updated jokes, music videos, funny videos and pics, x-rated pics and funny cartoons. I update the blogspot with all that and more. Go check it out and grab a few laughs
http://alternationx.blogspot.com
AlternationX Video Clip Of The Week.....Funny Commercial...I don't think made it on TV though
http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/wifes-pad-08042010.html
The past few months I've been working in conjunction with some people as we have a goal of bringing inexpensive swinger socials to the area. Now whether that be by motel socials or us going out and renting a building (coded correctly for all you hawks out there) and holding something every week, we haven't hammered all that out yet. We are at the stage to start getting the word out and seeing how many people are interested in attending these functions.
This will be different than houseparties in that we'll have a little overhead to have to deal with and while none of us involved in these projects are looking to become rich overnight (unlike a lot of the others that are out there) we do want to make it worth our time for the efforts we are putting together.
So we are at the next step to making this all happen.
We are lining up possible venues for the motel socials They will be in Chattanooga, Murfreesboro, Cookeville and possibly some other areas. The door donations for these socials will be based on our overhead costs. We do not anticipate any door donation to be over $40 for anyone. In fact if everything works right, I have an scale set up to give initiatives and major discounts based on those initiatives.
So what's next? I have an huge email database and I have made up a survey which are based on your individual ideas and thoughts. We want your input and will collectively take all the ideas and thoughts, put them together and offer each and every one of you the most inexpensive and best atmosphere possible. So please watch your email for a survey. It should take no more than 5 minutes to fill it out and email it back. We anticipate getting everything together and launching the party circuit in July/August
"I can't believe that you and Claire are splitting up." said John to his friend Pete "I've always thought of you as the perfect couple, that you'd be together forever. Surely you can sort things out it can't be that bad can it?"
"Well" explained Pete, "We were driving through a red light district last night when Claire said "Oh look, it's one of those hookers, or prossies or whores or whatever you call them."
And I said "It's Kelly. Her name is Kelly."
John fell silent for a moment, and then said "So who do you think will get to keep the house."
Movies In Theaters Friday
Back Up Plan-Jennifer Lopez, Alex O' Loughlin
Boogie Woogie-Alan Cumming, Amanda Seyfried, Heather Graham
Hey Hey It's Esther Blueburger-Keisha Castle-Hughes, Toni Collette
Losers-Jeffery Dean Morgan
Paper Man-Jeff Daniels, Ryan Reynolds
Corruptor's Top 5 New Songs To Be Listening For
1. Alan Jackson-Hard Hat And A Hammer
2. Rob Thomas-Mockingbird
3. Paper Tongues-Ride To California
4. White Tie Affair-You Look Better When I'm Drunk
5. Kardinal Offishall-Body Bounce
*********GANGBANG**********Saturday June 12th We're looking for ladies to participate!
Bangaroo is Saturday June 12th in Smyrna at 8:00. Tried to come up with a way to make this a little bit better of an organized event than we have had in the past and I put it out there a couple weeks ago and some people were unhappy so we're going to change it to plan B. Based on where this is going to be held at. I'm not going to limit the amount of couples, single ladies and single males that can attend. However, I am going to require everyone to be on a guest list. No one is allowed in Bangaroo unless they RSVP ahead of time. It is important that we have better organization so that the event runs smoothly and I don't get into any trouble.
First off I'm looking for ladies that want to participate in Bangaroo. If you have participated in a gangbang or one of your fantasies is to be in a gangbang get a hold of me at my new email address Corruptor2010 at yahoo.com and we'll get you hooked up
The first lady to step forward and say that she will participate is not on Yahoo but she has been to a party here recently. Elizabeth is 5'8" 115 lbs, short blonde hair and bluish green eyes. This is her first gangbang but I compare her to Tammy from a few years back. She knows what she's doing, she loves to have fun. I hope to have pics on here sometime soon.
The second lady says that being in a gangbang is a fantasy of hers. However I think she'll be a natural at this and crave to be in more of em. Her name is Dee. She's a bbw type. She's 40 years of age brown hair and brown eyes. She would like to be in a situation to where several men are touching her, and fucking her. She loves cum guys so come meet her at Bangaroo.
The third lady that has come forward is from the Middle/Southern Tennessee area Her fantasy is to be gangbanged by as many as 10-20 men in one night. I can tell you that she is 5'5" 140lbs br/br eyes and she loves dp. Still in the process of talking to her but from all indications she craves being involved in a gangbang. This would be her first.
Dee has sent me pictures and I will get them posted sometime either Monday or Wednesday in the group. I will get some pictures of Elizabeth and the new lady I'm talking to. As of right now, we have 3 more spots to fill so ladies come on step up this is going to be a great night of intense wall to wall sex. We are holding this in Smyrna where I have the clearance of the motel. Everybody knows what we are doing. So come party with us at Bangaroo 2010 Saturday night June 12th Smyrna TN
Saturday June 19th Alternation X Meet and Greet and more at the June Bug Boogie. I'm calling upon the June Bug Boogie Guru Janine to give more information about the Boogie, what you'll need, money etc. This is by far probably the most wildest Biker party in the whole entire state. More information coming next Sunday
Summer's Cummin Pool Party Saturday June 26th 8:00 Murfreesboro TN. Party is for couples, and single ladies only and one more single guy spot is open. 21 and up only BYOB and bring your condoms, swimsuit is optional (we love naked people), and towel etc. Come jump in the pool and cool off. Email ladybugkiss68 at yahoo.com for the information and details.
Yahoo groups to feed the xxx craving-
Warning: Join the groups for the photo albums. These are older groups and the bots have taken over the posts so set your preference to these two groups at Web Only
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gothiclesbians
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/orgy_galore
One day while at his best friend Tim's house. Wayne decides that he desperately needs to fuck.
"Tim I know I can ask you this because we are such good friends and all, I need to fuck. Can I fuck your wife please?" asked Wayne
Tim thinks about it for awhile and finally says because we are such good friends, Wayne, yes you can but be warned do NOT go down on her. Understand?"
Wayne nods and heads upstairs to where Tim's wife is tucked up in bed. He quickly went to work, but then he was overcome with an incredible sudden urge to go down on her.
But he remembered what Tim had said and restrained himself.
After finishing he went downstairs and watched a little more TV. An hour or so later, Wayne said "Tim can I fuck her again please?"
Tim replied "Okay but remember don't go down on her."
Wayne happily ran up the stairs and into the bedroom pounced on Tim's wife and was about to start fucking when he decided he HAD to go down on her, he couldn't help himself.
Meanwhile Tim sat happily watching TV heard Wayne being sick.
Upstairs followed by him running down the stairs looking decidedly ill
"What's wrong Wayne?"
"I'm sorry Tim I know you told me not to, but I couldn't help myself..."
"You went down on her didn't you Wayne!!!" said Tim looking horrified
"I got a mouth full of rice" said Wayne disgusted
"That wasn't rice Wayne, she's been dead three weeks!"
Got those emails to the various parties to me so I can put you guys on the list for whatever parties
Party Hard
Corruptor
"You almost feel as good as my wife"
"You know, your mother is so much better."
"Mommy Daddy what are you doing?"
"Oh My God!!! 3.5 seconds a new record!!!!!"
"Do you mind? I'm trying to watch TV"
"Darling don't you think that the ceiling needs painting?"
"Oops I did it again"
"Do you think your sister would like to join us?"
"Did you just have salami for lunch?"
"Will you please hurry up there is a really good movie coming on in one minute?"
Greetings and welcome to another issue of Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Swinger Scene. It's time to party hard here soon. Parties coming up on May 15th, 29th, June 12th, 19th and 26th. Got information on every party coming up in this email/post.
For the last I'd say year apparently I've been having trouble recieving emails from people wanting to come to parties or whatever else they needed to email me about. I think I know where the problem lies but instead of going through the trouble of explaining it would be a lot easier to come up with a whole new Yahoo ID. So I made one up today, very simple Corruptor2010. Corruptor with the year 2010 behind it no dashes periods nothing...lol. Even better is when I send an email out you will see (or should see) the words Tennessee Swingers in your inbox. I think that should catch most people's eye to where they check out the email. Add my profile to your contacts as my information including cell phone number is on there. Add that id to your messenger and get rid of all other yahoo ids that I have had in the past. Corruptor2010
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice cut a hold in the ice not next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and immediately pulled in large fish.
The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.
The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally the old man couldn't take it any longer "Son I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy repsonded "roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm"
"What was that?" the old man asked
Again the boy repsonded "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm"
"Look" said the old man "I can't understand a word that you are saying"
The boy spit the bait into his hand and said "You have to keep the worms warm"
C...orruptor's U...nusual N...ews T...oday
A burglary suspect was found stuck in the ventilation system of a BP convenience store in Maryland. The man removed the cover and cralwed through the vent before getting stuck. His explanation was that he was playing hide and seek on the roof with some other people and decided to hide in the system. The other players apparently couldn't figure out where he was and stopped looking for him.
CD's Out Tuesday
AC/DC Iron Man 2 Soundtrack
Airbourne-No Guts No Glory
David Ball-Sparkle City
Cypress Hill-Rise Up
Devin The Dude-Suite 420
Merle Haggard-I Am What I Am
Jason Boland and the Stragglers-High In The Rockies
Kurupt-Street Lights
Shelby Lynne-Tears Lies and Alibis
Sevendust-Cold Day Memory
SWINGERS HOUSEPARTY SATURDAY MAY 15th SHELBYVILLE TN 8:00 P.M.
Swingers houseparty Saturday night May 15th in Shelbyville. Come out and party with us. Door prizes at this party to include free membership to SLS certificate. Also giving away a couple of porn DVD's.
Plus I'm working on some other giveaways as well. Couples, single ladies and single guys email me at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com to get on the list for the party.
Yahoo Groups For Alternation X
First we have one for the local Tennessee swinger lifestyle crowd. http://groups.yahoo.com/alternationX
Then we have one for the rest of the world...all things XRated, Porn pics, stories, event notices from around the US and much more...http://groups.yahoo.com/Alternation_Xperience
Jokes From The Phone
What's the worst thing about growing unemployment?
It's harder to fuck your girlfriend with her husband home
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-Eye Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still No-eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no sexual organs?
Still no fucking eye deer
Why are there two Senators for each state?
Somebody has to be the designated driver
Local Tennessee Swinger chat each and every Sunday 8:00 CST all you need to do is instant message hunny_beartn74 to join in.
DVD's Out On The Shelves Tuesday
44 Inch Chest-Ray Winstone, John Hurt
Avatar-Thursday
Crazy Heart-Colin Farrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal
Lovely Bones-Rachel Weisz Mark Wahlberg
Young Victoria-Emily Blunt, Rupert Friend
Crimes Of Passion-Megan Fox, Kelly Cuoco
Deadly Impact-Sean Patrick Flannery
Cheech and Chong's Hey Watch This-Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong
My Fake Fiance-Melissa Joan Hart
Peacock-Ellen Page, Cillian Murphy
********Swingers Event Saturday May 29th*******
Come party with us and meet the star of the XXX-hit Who's Nailin Palin. XXX-star Lisa Ann (Who's Nailin Palin, Obama's Nailin Palin, Letterman is Nailin Palin) will be doing two shows Saturday May 29th at the Midnight Express Gentlemen's Club in Smithville TN. Couples, single ladies and single males are all invited to attend. Cover charge is $15. Lisa Ann will be doing autograph signing and there will be some photo opportunities to get your picture made with her. Email me now at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com if you want to go and we'll get a afterparty worked out as well. There are plenty of cabin rentals available in that area just need to know approximately how many would be interested in going in on a cabin rental so we can get things finalized. This has the potential to be one of those parties you won't forget for a very long time. Lisa Ann...Midnight Express Gentlemen's Club Smithville TN Saturday night May 29th. Don't miss out on the fun
Want regularly updated jokes, music videos, funny videos and pics, x-rated pics and funny cartoons. I update the blogspot with all that and more. Go check it out and grab a few laughs
http://alternationx.blogspot.com
AlternationX Video Clip Of The Week.....Funny Commercial...I don't think made it on TV though
http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-video/wifes-pad-08042010.html
The past few months I've been working in conjunction with some people as we have a goal of bringing inexpensive swinger socials to the area. Now whether that be by motel socials or us going out and renting a building (coded correctly for all you hawks out there) and holding something every week, we haven't hammered all that out yet. We are at the stage to start getting the word out and seeing how many people are interested in attending these functions.
This will be different than houseparties in that we'll have a little overhead to have to deal with and while none of us involved in these projects are looking to become rich overnight (unlike a lot of the others that are out there) we do want to make it worth our time for the efforts we are putting together.
So we are at the next step to making this all happen.
We are lining up possible venues for the motel socials They will be in Chattanooga, Murfreesboro, Cookeville and possibly some other areas. The door donations for these socials will be based on our overhead costs. We do not anticipate any door donation to be over $40 for anyone. In fact if everything works right, I have an scale set up to give initiatives and major discounts based on those initiatives.
So what's next? I have an huge email database and I have made up a survey which are based on your individual ideas and thoughts. We want your input and will collectively take all the ideas and thoughts, put them together and offer each and every one of you the most inexpensive and best atmosphere possible. So please watch your email for a survey. It should take no more than 5 minutes to fill it out and email it back. We anticipate getting everything together and launching the party circuit in July/August
"I can't believe that you and Claire are splitting up." said John to his friend Pete "I've always thought of you as the perfect couple, that you'd be together forever. Surely you can sort things out it can't be that bad can it?"
"Well" explained Pete, "We were driving through a red light district last night when Claire said "Oh look, it's one of those hookers, or prossies or whores or whatever you call them."
And I said "It's Kelly. Her name is Kelly."
John fell silent for a moment, and then said "So who do you think will get to keep the house."
Movies In Theaters Friday
Back Up Plan-Jennifer Lopez, Alex O' Loughlin
Boogie Woogie-Alan Cumming, Amanda Seyfried, Heather Graham
Hey Hey It's Esther Blueburger-Keisha Castle-Hughes, Toni Collette
Losers-Jeffery Dean Morgan
Paper Man-Jeff Daniels, Ryan Reynolds
Corruptor's Top 5 New Songs To Be Listening For
1. Alan Jackson-Hard Hat And A Hammer
2. Rob Thomas-Mockingbird
3. Paper Tongues-Ride To California
4. White Tie Affair-You Look Better When I'm Drunk
5. Kardinal Offishall-Body Bounce
*********GANGBANG**********Saturday June 12th We're looking for ladies to participate!
Bangaroo is Saturday June 12th in Smyrna at 8:00. Tried to come up with a way to make this a little bit better of an organized event than we have had in the past and I put it out there a couple weeks ago and some people were unhappy so we're going to change it to plan B. Based on where this is going to be held at. I'm not going to limit the amount of couples, single ladies and single males that can attend. However, I am going to require everyone to be on a guest list. No one is allowed in Bangaroo unless they RSVP ahead of time. It is important that we have better organization so that the event runs smoothly and I don't get into any trouble.
First off I'm looking for ladies that want to participate in Bangaroo. If you have participated in a gangbang or one of your fantasies is to be in a gangbang get a hold of me at my new email address Corruptor2010 at yahoo.com and we'll get you hooked up
The first lady to step forward and say that she will participate is not on Yahoo but she has been to a party here recently. Elizabeth is 5'8" 115 lbs, short blonde hair and bluish green eyes. This is her first gangbang but I compare her to Tammy from a few years back. She knows what she's doing, she loves to have fun. I hope to have pics on here sometime soon.
The second lady says that being in a gangbang is a fantasy of hers. However I think she'll be a natural at this and crave to be in more of em. Her name is Dee. She's a bbw type. She's 40 years of age brown hair and brown eyes. She would like to be in a situation to where several men are touching her, and fucking her. She loves cum guys so come meet her at Bangaroo.
The third lady that has come forward is from the Middle/Southern Tennessee area Her fantasy is to be gangbanged by as many as 10-20 men in one night. I can tell you that she is 5'5" 140lbs br/br eyes and she loves dp. Still in the process of talking to her but from all indications she craves being involved in a gangbang. This would be her first.
Dee has sent me pictures and I will get them posted sometime either Monday or Wednesday in the group. I will get some pictures of Elizabeth and the new lady I'm talking to. As of right now, we have 3 more spots to fill so ladies come on step up this is going to be a great night of intense wall to wall sex. We are holding this in Smyrna where I have the clearance of the motel. Everybody knows what we are doing. So come party with us at Bangaroo 2010 Saturday night June 12th Smyrna TN
Saturday June 19th Alternation X Meet and Greet and more at the June Bug Boogie. I'm calling upon the June Bug Boogie Guru Janine to give more information about the Boogie, what you'll need, money etc. This is by far probably the most wildest Biker party in the whole entire state. More information coming next Sunday
Summer's Cummin Pool Party Saturday June 26th 8:00 Murfreesboro TN. Party is for couples, and single ladies only and one more single guy spot is open. 21 and up only BYOB and bring your condoms, swimsuit is optional (we love naked people), and towel etc. Come jump in the pool and cool off. Email ladybugkiss68 at yahoo.com for the information and details.
Yahoo groups to feed the xxx craving-
Warning: Join the groups for the photo albums. These are older groups and the bots have taken over the posts so set your preference to these two groups at Web Only
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gothiclesbians
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/orgy_galore
One day while at his best friend Tim's house. Wayne decides that he desperately needs to fuck.
"Tim I know I can ask you this because we are such good friends and all, I need to fuck. Can I fuck your wife please?" asked Wayne
Tim thinks about it for awhile and finally says because we are such good friends, Wayne, yes you can but be warned do NOT go down on her. Understand?"
Wayne nods and heads upstairs to where Tim's wife is tucked up in bed. He quickly went to work, but then he was overcome with an incredible sudden urge to go down on her.
But he remembered what Tim had said and restrained himself.
After finishing he went downstairs and watched a little more TV. An hour or so later, Wayne said "Tim can I fuck her again please?"
Tim replied "Okay but remember don't go down on her."
Wayne happily ran up the stairs and into the bedroom pounced on Tim's wife and was about to start fucking when he decided he HAD to go down on her, he couldn't help himself.
Meanwhile Tim sat happily watching TV heard Wayne being sick.
Upstairs followed by him running down the stairs looking decidedly ill
"What's wrong Wayne?"
"I'm sorry Tim I know you told me not to, but I couldn't help myself..."
"You went down on her didn't you Wayne!!!" said Tim looking horrified
"I got a mouth full of rice" said Wayne disgusted
"That wasn't rice Wayne, she's been dead three weeks!"
Got those emails to the various parties to me so I can put you guys on the list for whatever parties
Party Hard
Corruptor
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife" said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other One said "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr Wilkens said "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said "I'm sorry to tell you sir but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay"
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wikens. Swallowing hard he asked "what's the good news?"
The trooper continued "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty five pound king crabs and 6 good size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned Mr. Wilkens demanded "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said "She did so well. We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife" said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other One said "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr Wilkens said "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said "I'm sorry to tell you sir but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay"
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wikens. Swallowing hard he asked "what's the good news?"
The trooper continued "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty five pound king crabs and 6 good size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned Mr. Wilkens demanded "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper said "She did so well. We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
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Sunday, April 11, 2010
Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria Swinger Party Scene
Services notification.
US Nay Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-shirts) which applies to US Navy and USMC Serving Personnel
Subject: U.S. Navy Directive 16134
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-shirts
Ref:ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt
The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East
"Eat Pork Or Die" (Both English and Arabic versions)
"Shrine Busters (Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic Shrines. Some with unit logos.)
"Napalm. Sticks Like Crazy (Both English and Arabic versions)
"Goat- it isn't just for breakfast anymore (Both English and Arabic Versions)
"72 Virgins Dating Service"
"The Road to Paradise Begins with Me" (Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross hairs.)
"Guns Don't Kill People. I Kill People" (Both Arabic and English Versions)
"Pork. The other white meat." (Arabic version)
"Infidel" (Englis, arabic and other coalition force languages)
The above T-shirts are to be removed from post exchanges/Navy exchanges upon receipt of this directive
The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message
"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held At The Firing Range At 0800 Daily"
"Do We Really Need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"
All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
Greetings! Welcome To Another Edition Of Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria. Month of June is booking up quick as far as parties go.
For the last I'd say year apparently I've been having trouble recieving emails from people wanting to come to parties or whatever else they needed to email me about. I think I know where the problem lies but instead of going through the trouble of explaining it would be a lot easier to come up with a whole new Yahoo ID. So I made one up today, very simple Corruptor2010. Corruptor with the year 2010 behind it no dashes periods nothing...lol. Even better is when I send an email out you will see (or should see) the words Tennessee Swingers in your inbox. I think that should catch most people's eye to where they check out the email. Add my profile to your contacts as my information including cell phone number is on there. Add that id to your messenger and get rid of all other yahoo ids that I have had in the past. Corruptor2010
We've really got some good things going, and I know people have missed out because of communication issues and i'm trying to get rid of those issues as quickly as possible
As US Tourists In Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.
After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from.
"America" Morris replied.
Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded "She's not from the States"
"Yes I am" said the wife
He looked at her and asked "Is he your husband?"
"Yes" she replied
turning to the husband he said "I'll give you 100 camels for her"
Morris looked stunned and there was a long silence. Finally he replied "She's not for sale"
After the salesman left the somewhat indignant wife asked "Morris what took you so long to answer?"
Morris replied "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home"
C.....orruptors U.....nusual N....ews T....oday
Fort Worth Texas....Saginaw high school cheerleaders were suspended after teammates were give sodas spiked with urine. At least two cheerleaders got in-school suspensions and others recieved lesser penalties. The incident happened during a basketball game last winter.
CD's Out Tuesday
Arctic Monkeys-My Propeller
Coheed and Cambria-Year Of The Black Rainbow
Gloriana-Gloriana
Gucci Mane-Burrprint
Jason Castro-Jason Castro
Laura Bell Bundy-Achin and Shakin
Mastodon-Blood Mountain
MGMT-Congratulations
SWINGERS HOUSEPARTY SATURDAY MAY 15th SHELBYVILLE TN 8:00
Invading Shelbyville Saturday night May 15th for a wild wall to wall houseparty. That's right one the AlternationX couples has been after me to help them host a houseparty at their home in Shelbyville. I will have all the details for you next Sunday but make your plans to come hang out with us, drink with us, party with us Saturday night May 15th 8:00 p.m.
Yahoo Groups For Alternation X
First we have one for the local Tennessee swinger lifestyle crowd. http://groups.yahoo.com/alternationX
Then we have one for the rest of the world...all things XRated, Porn pics, stories, event notices from around the US and much more...http://groups.yahoo.com/Alternation_Xperience
Jokes from the phone
1. What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
Riding a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs and move your ass
2. What three things are common between the sun and women's underwear?
Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night
3. Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own
4 What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives warm satisfaction?
A teabag
5. Who is a gynecologist?
He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.
Local Tennessee Swinger chat each and every Sunday 8:00 CST all you need to do is instant message hunny_beartn74 to join in.
DVD's out on Shelves Tuesday
Pirate Radio-Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Crazy On The Outside-Tim Allen, Ray Liotta
Creature Of Darkness-Dan White
Defendor-Woody Harrelson
Ice Twisters-Mark Moses
Slammin Salmon-Michael Clarke Duncan
Tenderness-Russell Crowe Jon Foster
Tenure-Luke Wilson
********Swingers Event Saturday May 29th*******
Come party with us and meet the star of the XXX-hit Who's Nailin Palin. XXX-star Lisa Ann (Who's Nailin Palin, Obama's Nailin Palin, Letterman is Nailin Palin) will be doing two shows Saturday May 29th at the Midnight Express Gentlemen's Club. Cover charge as far as I know is just $15. So let's honor the V.P. of porn and come hang out with us at the Midnight Express Gentleman's Club Smithville TN Saturday May 29th Couples, Single Ladies and Single Males are all invited to attend. For those interested we'll have a motel afterparty in Sparta. (we'll figure out those details once we get everybody together on how that's going to work). Next Sunday I'll have better details on this very special night.
Want daily jokes, music videos, funny videos and pics, x-rated pics and funny cartoons. I update the blogspot regularly with all that and more. Go check it out and grab a few laughs
http://alternationx.blogspot.com
Alternation X Vid Clip Of The Week-Whitest Kids U Know Poop Meeting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URE7--qtHck&feature=related
A man walks in a bank pulls out a gun and robs the bank....Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The customer replies "Yes"
The robber raises his gun and points to his head and bang!!! Shoots him in the head and kills him
He then moves to the next customer in line and says to the man "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man calmly reponses "No but my wife did"
Movies Out In Theaters Friday
The City Of Your Final Destination-Anthony Hopkins, Laura Linney
Death At A Funeral-Chris Rock Tracy Morgan Martin Lawrence
Exit Through The Gift Shop-Rhys Hans
Handsome Harry-Steve Buscemi Jamey Sheridan
The Joneses-David Duchovny Demi Moore
Kick-Ass-Aaron Johnson Nicolas Cage
Perfect Game-Clifton Collins Jr. Cheech Marin
A Shine Of Rainbows-Connie Nielsen John Bell
Corruptors List Of Top 5 New Songs To Be Listening For
Saving Abel-Stupid Girl
Diddy-Dirty Money-Hello Good Morning
Atreyu-Lonely
Trina-Million Dollar Girl
Gucci Mane-Beat It Up
The past few months I've been working in conjunction with some people as we have a goal of bringing inexpensive swinger socials to the area. Now whether that be by motel socials or us going out and renting a building (coded correctly for all you hawks out there) and holding something every week, we haven't hammered all that out yet. We are at the stage to start getting the word out and seeing how many people are interested in attending these functions.
This will be different than houseparties in that we'll have a little overhead to have to deal with and while none of us involved in these projects are looking to become rich overnight (unlike a lot of the others that are out there) we do want to make it worth our time for the efforts we are putting together.
So we are at the next step to making this all happen.
We are lining up possible venues for the motel socials They will be in Chattanooga, Murfreesboro, Cookeville and possibly some other areas. The door donations for these socials will be based on our overhead costs. We do not anticipate any door donation to be over $40 for anyone. In fact if everything works right, I have an scale set up to give initiatives and major discounts based on those initiatives.
So what's next? I have an huge email database and I have made up a survey which are based on your individual ideas and thoughts. We want your input and will collectively take all the ideas and thoughts, put them together and offer each and every one of you the most inexpensive and best atmosphere possible. So please watch your email for a survey. It should take no more than 5 minutes to fill it out and email it back. We anticipate getting everything together and launching the party circuit in July/August
*********GANGBANG**********Saturday June 12th We're looking for ladies to participate!
Bangaroo is Saturday June 12th in Murfreesboro at 8:00. Tried to come up with a way to make this a little bit better of an organized event than we have had in the past and I put it out there a couple weeks ago and some people were unhappy so we're going to change it to plan B. Based on where this is going to be held at. I'm not going to limit the amount of couples, single ladies and single males that can attend. However, I am going to require everyone to be on a guest list. No one is allowed in Bangaroo unless they RSVP ahead of time. It is important that we have better organization so that the event runs smoothly and I don't get into any trouble.
First off I'm looking for ladies that want to participate in Bangaroo. If you have participated in a gangbang or one of your fantasies is to be in a gangbang get a hold of me at my new email address Corruptor2010 at yahoo.com and we'll get you hooked up
The first lady to step forward and say that she will participate is not on Yahoo but she has been to a party here recently. Elizabeth is 5'8" 115 lbs, short blonde hair and bluish green eyes. This is her first gangbang but I compare her to Tammy from a few years back. She knows what she's doing, she loves to have fun. I hope to have pics on here sometime soon.
The second lady says that being in a gangbang is a fantasy of hers. However I think she'll be a natural at this and crave to be in more of em. Her name is Dee and I'll have all the stats for you by next Sunday. We're hoping that she can participate as last week she was involved in a car accident which broke her arm and broke a few ribs but she's hoping to be fully recovered by then.
I'm still recruiting more ladies so hopefully I'll get some emails and hear back from some others so we can introduce a third Bangaroo participant next Sunday as well.
Saturday June 19th Alternation X Meet and Greet and more at the June Bug Boogie. I'm calling upon the June Bug Boogie Guru Janine to give more information about the Boogie, what you'll need, money etc. This is by far probably the most wildest Biker party in the whole entire state We'll have more information soon
Summer's Cummin Pool Party Saturday June 26th 8:00 Murfreesboro TN. Party is for couples, and single ladies only and one more single guy spot is open. 21 and up only BYOB and bring your condoms, swimsuit is optional (we love naked people), and towel etc. Come jump in the pool and cool off. Email ladybugkiss68 at yahoo.com for the information and details.
Yahoo groups to feed the XXX-rated-Gangbangs
http://groups.yahoo.com/bangmywife69
http://groups.yahoo.com/bangmywife
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day...while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the head nurse director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell the good news she said "Edna I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mind. The bad news is Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him...I am so sorry....but he's dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. Now how soon can I go home?"
Party Hard. We'll see you at the parties and add me to your contacts
Corruptor2010
US Nay Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-shirts) which applies to US Navy and USMC Serving Personnel
Subject: U.S. Navy Directive 16134
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-shirts
Ref:ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt
The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East
"Eat Pork Or Die" (Both English and Arabic versions)
"Shrine Busters (Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic Shrines. Some with unit logos.)
"Napalm. Sticks Like Crazy (Both English and Arabic versions)
"Goat- it isn't just for breakfast anymore (Both English and Arabic Versions)
"72 Virgins Dating Service"
"The Road to Paradise Begins with Me" (Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross hairs.)
"Guns Don't Kill People. I Kill People" (Both Arabic and English Versions)
"Pork. The other white meat." (Arabic version)
"Infidel" (Englis, arabic and other coalition force languages)
The above T-shirts are to be removed from post exchanges/Navy exchanges upon receipt of this directive
The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message
"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held At The Firing Range At 0800 Daily"
"Do We Really Need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"
All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
Greetings! Welcome To Another Edition Of Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria. Month of June is booking up quick as far as parties go.
For the last I'd say year apparently I've been having trouble recieving emails from people wanting to come to parties or whatever else they needed to email me about. I think I know where the problem lies but instead of going through the trouble of explaining it would be a lot easier to come up with a whole new Yahoo ID. So I made one up today, very simple Corruptor2010. Corruptor with the year 2010 behind it no dashes periods nothing...lol. Even better is when I send an email out you will see (or should see) the words Tennessee Swingers in your inbox. I think that should catch most people's eye to where they check out the email. Add my profile to your contacts as my information including cell phone number is on there. Add that id to your messenger and get rid of all other yahoo ids that I have had in the past. Corruptor2010
We've really got some good things going, and I know people have missed out because of communication issues and i'm trying to get rid of those issues as quickly as possible
As US Tourists In Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.
After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from.
"America" Morris replied.
Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded "She's not from the States"
"Yes I am" said the wife
He looked at her and asked "Is he your husband?"
"Yes" she replied
turning to the husband he said "I'll give you 100 camels for her"
Morris looked stunned and there was a long silence. Finally he replied "She's not for sale"
After the salesman left the somewhat indignant wife asked "Morris what took you so long to answer?"
Morris replied "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home"
C.....orruptors U.....nusual N....ews T....oday
Fort Worth Texas....Saginaw high school cheerleaders were suspended after teammates were give sodas spiked with urine. At least two cheerleaders got in-school suspensions and others recieved lesser penalties. The incident happened during a basketball game last winter.
CD's Out Tuesday
Arctic Monkeys-My Propeller
Coheed and Cambria-Year Of The Black Rainbow
Gloriana-Gloriana
Gucci Mane-Burrprint
Jason Castro-Jason Castro
Laura Bell Bundy-Achin and Shakin
Mastodon-Blood Mountain
MGMT-Congratulations
SWINGERS HOUSEPARTY SATURDAY MAY 15th SHELBYVILLE TN 8:00
Invading Shelbyville Saturday night May 15th for a wild wall to wall houseparty. That's right one the AlternationX couples has been after me to help them host a houseparty at their home in Shelbyville. I will have all the details for you next Sunday but make your plans to come hang out with us, drink with us, party with us Saturday night May 15th 8:00 p.m.
Yahoo Groups For Alternation X
First we have one for the local Tennessee swinger lifestyle crowd. http://groups.yahoo.com/alternationX
Then we have one for the rest of the world...all things XRated, Porn pics, stories, event notices from around the US and much more...http://groups.yahoo.com/Alternation_Xperience
Jokes from the phone
1. What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
Riding a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs and move your ass
2. What three things are common between the sun and women's underwear?
Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night
3. Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own
4 What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives warm satisfaction?
A teabag
5. Who is a gynecologist?
He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.
Local Tennessee Swinger chat each and every Sunday 8:00 CST all you need to do is instant message hunny_beartn74 to join in.
DVD's out on Shelves Tuesday
Pirate Radio-Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Crazy On The Outside-Tim Allen, Ray Liotta
Creature Of Darkness-Dan White
Defendor-Woody Harrelson
Ice Twisters-Mark Moses
Slammin Salmon-Michael Clarke Duncan
Tenderness-Russell Crowe Jon Foster
Tenure-Luke Wilson
********Swingers Event Saturday May 29th*******
Come party with us and meet the star of the XXX-hit Who's Nailin Palin. XXX-star Lisa Ann (Who's Nailin Palin, Obama's Nailin Palin, Letterman is Nailin Palin) will be doing two shows Saturday May 29th at the Midnight Express Gentlemen's Club. Cover charge as far as I know is just $15. So let's honor the V.P. of porn and come hang out with us at the Midnight Express Gentleman's Club Smithville TN Saturday May 29th Couples, Single Ladies and Single Males are all invited to attend. For those interested we'll have a motel afterparty in Sparta. (we'll figure out those details once we get everybody together on how that's going to work). Next Sunday I'll have better details on this very special night.
Want daily jokes, music videos, funny videos and pics, x-rated pics and funny cartoons. I update the blogspot regularly with all that and more. Go check it out and grab a few laughs
http://alternationx.blogspot.com
Alternation X Vid Clip Of The Week-Whitest Kids U Know Poop Meeting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URE7--qtHck&feature=related
A man walks in a bank pulls out a gun and robs the bank....Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The customer replies "Yes"
The robber raises his gun and points to his head and bang!!! Shoots him in the head and kills him
He then moves to the next customer in line and says to the man "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man calmly reponses "No but my wife did"
Movies Out In Theaters Friday
The City Of Your Final Destination-Anthony Hopkins, Laura Linney
Death At A Funeral-Chris Rock Tracy Morgan Martin Lawrence
Exit Through The Gift Shop-Rhys Hans
Handsome Harry-Steve Buscemi Jamey Sheridan
The Joneses-David Duchovny Demi Moore
Kick-Ass-Aaron Johnson Nicolas Cage
Perfect Game-Clifton Collins Jr. Cheech Marin
A Shine Of Rainbows-Connie Nielsen John Bell
Corruptors List Of Top 5 New Songs To Be Listening For
Saving Abel-Stupid Girl
Diddy-Dirty Money-Hello Good Morning
Atreyu-Lonely
Trina-Million Dollar Girl
Gucci Mane-Beat It Up
The past few months I've been working in conjunction with some people as we have a goal of bringing inexpensive swinger socials to the area. Now whether that be by motel socials or us going out and renting a building (coded correctly for all you hawks out there) and holding something every week, we haven't hammered all that out yet. We are at the stage to start getting the word out and seeing how many people are interested in attending these functions.
This will be different than houseparties in that we'll have a little overhead to have to deal with and while none of us involved in these projects are looking to become rich overnight (unlike a lot of the others that are out there) we do want to make it worth our time for the efforts we are putting together.
So we are at the next step to making this all happen.
We are lining up possible venues for the motel socials They will be in Chattanooga, Murfreesboro, Cookeville and possibly some other areas. The door donations for these socials will be based on our overhead costs. We do not anticipate any door donation to be over $40 for anyone. In fact if everything works right, I have an scale set up to give initiatives and major discounts based on those initiatives.
So what's next? I have an huge email database and I have made up a survey which are based on your individual ideas and thoughts. We want your input and will collectively take all the ideas and thoughts, put them together and offer each and every one of you the most inexpensive and best atmosphere possible. So please watch your email for a survey. It should take no more than 5 minutes to fill it out and email it back. We anticipate getting everything together and launching the party circuit in July/August
*********GANGBANG**********Saturday June 12th We're looking for ladies to participate!
Bangaroo is Saturday June 12th in Murfreesboro at 8:00. Tried to come up with a way to make this a little bit better of an organized event than we have had in the past and I put it out there a couple weeks ago and some people were unhappy so we're going to change it to plan B. Based on where this is going to be held at. I'm not going to limit the amount of couples, single ladies and single males that can attend. However, I am going to require everyone to be on a guest list. No one is allowed in Bangaroo unless they RSVP ahead of time. It is important that we have better organization so that the event runs smoothly and I don't get into any trouble.
First off I'm looking for ladies that want to participate in Bangaroo. If you have participated in a gangbang or one of your fantasies is to be in a gangbang get a hold of me at my new email address Corruptor2010 at yahoo.com and we'll get you hooked up
The first lady to step forward and say that she will participate is not on Yahoo but she has been to a party here recently. Elizabeth is 5'8" 115 lbs, short blonde hair and bluish green eyes. This is her first gangbang but I compare her to Tammy from a few years back. She knows what she's doing, she loves to have fun. I hope to have pics on here sometime soon.
The second lady says that being in a gangbang is a fantasy of hers. However I think she'll be a natural at this and crave to be in more of em. Her name is Dee and I'll have all the stats for you by next Sunday. We're hoping that she can participate as last week she was involved in a car accident which broke her arm and broke a few ribs but she's hoping to be fully recovered by then.
I'm still recruiting more ladies so hopefully I'll get some emails and hear back from some others so we can introduce a third Bangaroo participant next Sunday as well.
Saturday June 19th Alternation X Meet and Greet and more at the June Bug Boogie. I'm calling upon the June Bug Boogie Guru Janine to give more information about the Boogie, what you'll need, money etc. This is by far probably the most wildest Biker party in the whole entire state We'll have more information soon
Summer's Cummin Pool Party Saturday June 26th 8:00 Murfreesboro TN. Party is for couples, and single ladies only and one more single guy spot is open. 21 and up only BYOB and bring your condoms, swimsuit is optional (we love naked people), and towel etc. Come jump in the pool and cool off. Email ladybugkiss68 at yahoo.com for the information and details.
Yahoo groups to feed the XXX-rated-Gangbangs
http://groups.yahoo.com/bangmywife69
http://groups.yahoo.com/bangmywife
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day...while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the head nurse director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell the good news she said "Edna I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mind. The bad news is Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him...I am so sorry....but he's dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. Now how soon can I go home?"
Party Hard. We'll see you at the parties and add me to your contacts
Corruptor2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
One afternoon a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man
"We don't have any money for food" The poor man replied.
"Oh come along with me then"
"But sir I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! and you come with us too" he said to the other man
"But sir I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered
"Bring them as well"
They all climbed into the car which was no easy task even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied "No you don't understand the grass at my home is about three feet tall"
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man
"We don't have any money for food" The poor man replied.
"Oh come along with me then"
"But sir I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! and you come with us too" he said to the other man
"But sir I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered
"Bring them as well"
They all climbed into the car which was no easy task even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied "No you don't understand the grass at my home is about three feet tall"
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