Services notification.
US Nay Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-shirts) which applies to US Navy and USMC Serving Personnel
Subject: U.S. Navy Directive 16134
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-shirts
Ref:ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt
The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East
"Eat Pork Or Die" (Both English and Arabic versions)
"Shrine Busters (Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic Shrines. Some with unit logos.)
"Napalm. Sticks Like Crazy (Both English and Arabic versions)
"Goat- it isn't just for breakfast anymore (Both English and Arabic Versions)
"72 Virgins Dating Service"
"The Road to Paradise Begins with Me" (Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross hairs.)
"Guns Don't Kill People. I Kill People" (Both Arabic and English Versions)
"Pork. The other white meat." (Arabic version)
"Infidel" (Englis, arabic and other coalition force languages)
The above T-shirts are to be removed from post exchanges/Navy exchanges upon receipt of this directive
The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message
"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held At The Firing Range At 0800 Daily"
"Do We Really Need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"
All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
Greetings! Welcome To Another Edition Of Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria. Month of June is booking up quick as far as parties go.
For the last I'd say year apparently I've been having trouble recieving emails from people wanting to come to parties or whatever else they needed to email me about. I think I know where the problem lies but instead of going through the trouble of explaining it would be a lot easier to come up with a whole new Yahoo ID. So I made one up today, very simple Corruptor2010. Corruptor with the year 2010 behind it no dashes periods nothing...lol. Even better is when I send an email out you will see (or should see) the words Tennessee Swingers in your inbox. I think that should catch most people's eye to where they check out the email. Add my profile to your contacts as my information including cell phone number is on there. Add that id to your messenger and get rid of all other yahoo ids that I have had in the past. Corruptor2010
We've really got some good things going, and I know people have missed out because of communication issues and i'm trying to get rid of those issues as quickly as possible
As US Tourists In Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts.
After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from.
"America" Morris replied.
Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded "She's not from the States"
"Yes I am" said the wife
He looked at her and asked "Is he your husband?"
"Yes" she replied
turning to the husband he said "I'll give you 100 camels for her"
Morris looked stunned and there was a long silence. Finally he replied "She's not for sale"
After the salesman left the somewhat indignant wife asked "Morris what took you so long to answer?"
Morris replied "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home"
C.....orruptors U.....nusual N....ews T....oday
Fort Worth Texas....Saginaw high school cheerleaders were suspended after teammates were give sodas spiked with urine. At least two cheerleaders got in-school suspensions and others recieved lesser penalties. The incident happened during a basketball game last winter.
CD's Out Tuesday
Arctic Monkeys-My Propeller
Coheed and Cambria-Year Of The Black Rainbow
Gloriana-Gloriana
Gucci Mane-Burrprint
Jason Castro-Jason Castro
Laura Bell Bundy-Achin and Shakin
Mastodon-Blood Mountain
MGMT-Congratulations
SWINGERS HOUSEPARTY SATURDAY MAY 15th SHELBYVILLE TN 8:00
Invading Shelbyville Saturday night May 15th for a wild wall to wall houseparty. That's right one the AlternationX couples has been after me to help them host a houseparty at their home in Shelbyville. I will have all the details for you next Sunday but make your plans to come hang out with us, drink with us, party with us Saturday night May 15th 8:00 p.m.
Yahoo Groups For Alternation X
First we have one for the local Tennessee swinger lifestyle crowd. http://groups.yahoo.com/alternationX
Then we have one for the rest of the world...all things XRated, Porn pics, stories, event notices from around the US and much more...http://groups.yahoo.com/Alternation_Xperience
Jokes from the phone
1. What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
Riding a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs and move your ass
2. What three things are common between the sun and women's underwear?
Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night
3. Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own
4 What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives warm satisfaction?
A teabag
5. Who is a gynecologist?
He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.
Local Tennessee Swinger chat each and every Sunday 8:00 CST all you need to do is instant message hunny_beartn74 to join in.
DVD's out on Shelves Tuesday
Pirate Radio-Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Crazy On The Outside-Tim Allen, Ray Liotta
Creature Of Darkness-Dan White
Defendor-Woody Harrelson
Ice Twisters-Mark Moses
Slammin Salmon-Michael Clarke Duncan
Tenderness-Russell Crowe Jon Foster
Tenure-Luke Wilson
********Swingers Event Saturday May 29th*******
Come party with us and meet the star of the XXX-hit Who's Nailin Palin. XXX-star Lisa Ann (Who's Nailin Palin, Obama's Nailin Palin, Letterman is Nailin Palin) will be doing two shows Saturday May 29th at the Midnight Express Gentlemen's Club. Cover charge as far as I know is just $15. So let's honor the V.P. of porn and come hang out with us at the Midnight Express Gentleman's Club Smithville TN Saturday May 29th Couples, Single Ladies and Single Males are all invited to attend. For those interested we'll have a motel afterparty in Sparta. (we'll figure out those details once we get everybody together on how that's going to work). Next Sunday I'll have better details on this very special night.
Want daily jokes, music videos, funny videos and pics, x-rated pics and funny cartoons. I update the blogspot regularly with all that and more. Go check it out and grab a few laughs
http://alternationx.blogspot.com
Alternation X Vid Clip Of The Week-Whitest Kids U Know Poop Meeting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URE7--qtHck&feature=related
A man walks in a bank pulls out a gun and robs the bank....Then he turns around and asks the next customer in line "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The customer replies "Yes"
The robber raises his gun and points to his head and bang!!! Shoots him in the head and kills him
He then moves to the next customer in line and says to the man "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man calmly reponses "No but my wife did"
Movies Out In Theaters Friday
The City Of Your Final Destination-Anthony Hopkins, Laura Linney
Death At A Funeral-Chris Rock Tracy Morgan Martin Lawrence
Exit Through The Gift Shop-Rhys Hans
Handsome Harry-Steve Buscemi Jamey Sheridan
The Joneses-David Duchovny Demi Moore
Kick-Ass-Aaron Johnson Nicolas Cage
Perfect Game-Clifton Collins Jr. Cheech Marin
A Shine Of Rainbows-Connie Nielsen John Bell
Corruptors List Of Top 5 New Songs To Be Listening For
Saving Abel-Stupid Girl
Diddy-Dirty Money-Hello Good Morning
Atreyu-Lonely
Trina-Million Dollar Girl
Gucci Mane-Beat It Up
The past few months I've been working in conjunction with some people as we have a goal of bringing inexpensive swinger socials to the area. Now whether that be by motel socials or us going out and renting a building (coded correctly for all you hawks out there) and holding something every week, we haven't hammered all that out yet. We are at the stage to start getting the word out and seeing how many people are interested in attending these functions.
This will be different than houseparties in that we'll have a little overhead to have to deal with and while none of us involved in these projects are looking to become rich overnight (unlike a lot of the others that are out there) we do want to make it worth our time for the efforts we are putting together.
So we are at the next step to making this all happen.
We are lining up possible venues for the motel socials They will be in Chattanooga, Murfreesboro, Cookeville and possibly some other areas. The door donations for these socials will be based on our overhead costs. We do not anticipate any door donation to be over $40 for anyone. In fact if everything works right, I have an scale set up to give initiatives and major discounts based on those initiatives.
So what's next? I have an huge email database and I have made up a survey which are based on your individual ideas and thoughts. We want your input and will collectively take all the ideas and thoughts, put them together and offer each and every one of you the most inexpensive and best atmosphere possible. So please watch your email for a survey. It should take no more than 5 minutes to fill it out and email it back. We anticipate getting everything together and launching the party circuit in July/August
*********GANGBANG**********Saturday June 12th We're looking for ladies to participate!
Bangaroo is Saturday June 12th in Murfreesboro at 8:00. Tried to come up with a way to make this a little bit better of an organized event than we have had in the past and I put it out there a couple weeks ago and some people were unhappy so we're going to change it to plan B. Based on where this is going to be held at. I'm not going to limit the amount of couples, single ladies and single males that can attend. However, I am going to require everyone to be on a guest list. No one is allowed in Bangaroo unless they RSVP ahead of time. It is important that we have better organization so that the event runs smoothly and I don't get into any trouble.
First off I'm looking for ladies that want to participate in Bangaroo. If you have participated in a gangbang or one of your fantasies is to be in a gangbang get a hold of me at my new email address Corruptor2010 at yahoo.com and we'll get you hooked up
The first lady to step forward and say that she will participate is not on Yahoo but she has been to a party here recently. Elizabeth is 5'8" 115 lbs, short blonde hair and bluish green eyes. This is her first gangbang but I compare her to Tammy from a few years back. She knows what she's doing, she loves to have fun. I hope to have pics on here sometime soon.
The second lady says that being in a gangbang is a fantasy of hers. However I think she'll be a natural at this and crave to be in more of em. Her name is Dee and I'll have all the stats for you by next Sunday. We're hoping that she can participate as last week she was involved in a car accident which broke her arm and broke a few ribs but she's hoping to be fully recovered by then.
I'm still recruiting more ladies so hopefully I'll get some emails and hear back from some others so we can introduce a third Bangaroo participant next Sunday as well.
Saturday June 19th Alternation X Meet and Greet and more at the June Bug Boogie. I'm calling upon the June Bug Boogie Guru Janine to give more information about the Boogie, what you'll need, money etc. This is by far probably the most wildest Biker party in the whole entire state We'll have more information soon
Summer's Cummin Pool Party Saturday June 26th 8:00 Murfreesboro TN. Party is for couples, and single ladies only and one more single guy spot is open. 21 and up only BYOB and bring your condoms, swimsuit is optional (we love naked people), and towel etc. Come jump in the pool and cool off. Email ladybugkiss68 at yahoo.com for the information and details.
Yahoo groups to feed the XXX-rated-Gangbangs
http://groups.yahoo.com/bangmywife69
http://groups.yahoo.com/bangmywife
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day...while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the head nurse director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell the good news she said "Edna I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mind. The bad news is Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him...I am so sorry....but he's dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. Now how soon can I go home?"
Party Hard. We'll see you at the parties and add me to your contacts
Corruptor2010
