Greetings! Welcome to another week of Insanity highlighted by the Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Calendar of Swinger Parties. CorruptedLily is helping me keep things organized and actually she is piecing some of this together.
I've been hit by the Facebook police again. They have disabled my Ian Wild account cause someone filed a complaint. This means the Alternation X Facebook group is locked up.
I'm not for sure if they'll unlock it. I'll find out Monday. In the meantime we're going to put together all new social sites and update the stuff that we have on the swinger websites that we are currently on as well as sign up for new ones too. Either myself or lily will keep you posted in the Alternation X Group when updates are made to whatever site we made them to.
****CORRUPTOR'S CALENDAR OF SWINGER PARTIES****
****FUCKFESTIVAL****
Saturday Night October 9th 8:00
What way to start off the fresh fall season of parties than with the annual Fuckfestival 2010. Saturday night October 9th, Nashville TN. We'll have themed rooms for gangbangs, couples playroom and more. We'll even have a good sized room designed to socialize and we'll have dance music in a social like setting. All that and a whole lot more. Saturday night October 9th Nashville TN starting at 8:00. Couples, Single Ladies and Single Males are all invited to attend this special party.
****ALTERNATION X HALLOWEEN PARTY****
Saturday October 23rd 8:00-TBD
I know you can't wait for Halloween. Kids dressing up like Batman, Buzz Lightyear, Cinderella, Lindsay Lohan (okay I guess we could skip seeing our kids dress up as the rehab princess.) They go out and pillage the neighborhoods collecting candy, fruit and Jagermeister (oh that's right we skipped the whole Lindsay Lovelace Lohan costume bit) but we know you adults want to have your Halloween fun too, so instead of doing your trick or treating partying at a dead club we'd like to invite you to join us for AlternationX's Halloween Party Saturday night October 23rd 8:00. Now at press time we are still working on a location but whereever it is you'll have a Corruptor's Five Star Guarantee that it will be the biggest party of the year. You'll have your opportunity to get your candy bag filled as Margaret will be on hand with her toys, lotions and lubes to sample out and give people the opportunity to order toys and other adult novelties if they so desire. We'll also give away some xxx porn movies and prizes for the best costume male and best costume female.
So leave the graveyard of dull parties and come party with the true freaks and nymphs this Halloween Saturday night October 23rd 8:00. Party so hot, guaranteed we'll wake the dead. For the info email me corruptor2010 at yahoo.com
****VOLUNTEER SWINGERS HEDONISTIC HALLOWEEN****
Saturday October 30th 8:00 p.m.-Chattanooga
We're going to open up the cemetery gates and drive out the dead parties in Chattanooga TN as Volunteer Swingers presents their very first Halloween party in the Scenic City Of The South. We're looking at establishing a great party circle and we'll hold nothing back in our debut. We're inviting all you freaks and nymphs no matter if you are in East Brainerd, Hooterville, Soddy Daisy, Cleveland, or in Nooga itself to come party with us. We'll have several theme rooms available for you to check out. Theme rooms include, gangbang room, couples and single ladies room, socializing room complete with small food area and porn star dancing music to keep your body bumping all night long. and oh just to let you know we don't have anywhere we have to be on the Sunday afterwards so we'll keep the action going as long as the crowd allows (no cutoff time!)
Come out and show your support as Volunteer Swingers strives to get a great party crowd going and provide monthly parties. All you need to do is join the group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/VolunteerSwingers. So help us nail the lid on the coffin of non-existent swinger lifestyle parties and come party with the freaks and the nymphs Saturday night 8:00. Couples, single males and single ladies are welcome to attend. Join the group and watch for the information. It ain't Halloween if it ain't Hedonistic!
****TOY AND BIRTHDAY PARTY****
Saturday November 6th Murfreesboro TN 8:00
What kind of toy party can you attend where the party goers get wild without the toys afterwards? Well it's like our friend ladybugkiss68 said Saturday night November 6th after the toy party what happens after the toy party (maybe even during the toy party) happens. It's ladybugkiss68's birthday and she's inviting all couples and single ladies to come help her celebrate. BYOB, bring your own condoms. Murfreesboro TN. Email her at ladybugkiss68 at yahoo.com to let her know you'd like to come The toy party will be conducted by Margaret. The action after the toy party will be conducted by you.
****TURKEY DAY PARTY*****
Saturday November 20th Cookeville TN 8:00 p.m.
Saturday November 20th Cookeville Motel Party 8:00 p.m.
With Thanksgiving being the following weekend, we at AlternationX wish to celebrate Turkey Day. Now we know there's one AlternationX'r that will be celebrating her divorce from the combination turkey jackass that she was hitched too and if there's anyone else that would like to celebrate their divorce or whatever you are more than welcome to. The party will be conducted like the last Cookeville party in September. Theme rooms for gangbanging, couples/single females and a socializing room. Get at me at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com if you'd like to go and we'll get you the info.
Other parties in the works include the Alternation XXXmas party December 18th and we'll bang in the New Year's Friday night New Years Eve Party December 31st.
******THE JOKES******
Bad: you can't find your vibrator.
Worse: your daughter "borrowed" it.
Bad: you find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: you're in it.
Bad: your children are sexually active.
Worse: with each other.
Bad: your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: he looks better than you.
Good: your son developed an interest in religion.
Bad: he's involved in satanism.
Worse: as a scrifice.
Bad: your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: she's a lawyer.
Bad: your wife's leaving you.
Worse: for another woman.
Bad: your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: she implicates you.
Good: hot outdoor sex.
Bad: you're arrested.
Worse: by you're husband.
Good: the secreatary said "yes".
Bad: your wife says "no".
Worse: the secreatary gets pregnant.
Good: teacher likes your son.
Bad: sexually.
Worse: he's gay.
Good: you come home for a quickie.
Bad: your wife walks in.
Good: you get a three-day weekend.
Bad: you get the flu on friday.
Good: you go to see a strip show.
Bad: your daughter's the stripper.
Good: your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: so he'll fit in your clothes.
Worse: he looks better than you do in them.
Good: your car convenienty "runs out of gas".
Bad: for real.
Worse: It's 25 miles to the nearest gas station.
Good: your child's "waiting for mr. right".
Bad: your son that is.
Worse: he finds mr. right.
Good: your daughter's on the pill.
Bad: she's ten.
Good: your neighbour exercises in the nude.
Bad: she weighs 350 pounds.
Good: your son is doing extra credit work.
Bad: making a sex ed video.
Worse: he's the star of it.
Good: your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.
Worse: you get arrested for passing one of the bills.
Good: your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: your daughter's the star.
Good: your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: you live downtown.
Good: your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: she's coming home.
Good: your wife's kinky.
Bad: with the neighbours.
Worse: all of them.
These two guys had both just got divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were bestfriends and they decided to move up to alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "give us enough supplies to last two men for one year".
The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
The guy's asked " what's the board for?"
The trader said, " well where you're going there are no women and you might need this".
They said, " no way! We've sworn off women for life! women are nothing but trouble".
The trader said, "well take the boards with you, and if you don't use them i'll refund your money next year".
"okay", they said and left.
The following year this guy came into the trader's store and said "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year".
The trader said "weren't you in here last year with a partner"?
"Yeah" said the guy.
"I shot him." said the guy.
"Why"?
"I caught him in bed with my board!"
Jokes From The Phone
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: Line dancing at the nursing home.
Q: Where do one legged people work?
A: IHOP!!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Cabbage Patch doll with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: A short ugly chick with a yeast infection.
Q:Why does Paris Hiliton have a big bellybutton?
A: From dating Forrest Gump.
Q: What is the definition of a fierce competitor?
A: A guy that comes in 1st and 3rd in a jack - off contest.
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting.
The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.
The city boy about headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it.
Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer. "It had saggy tits, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy.
"Oh shit!" said the farmer. "You've shot the wife!"
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister.
The minister asked the janitor, "could you go in the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 hail mary's and i'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do.
So in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son what does the minister give for oral sex?"
In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
****THE EXTRAS****
CD's Out In Stores Tuesday
1. 36 Crazyfists-Collisions and Castaways
2. David Archuleta-The Other Side Of Town
3. Bruno Mars-Doo Wops and Hooligans
4. Disturbed-Asylum
5. Finger Eleven-Life Turns Electric
6.Fistful Of Mercy-As I Call You Down
7. Goodbye Thrill-Outrageous
8. Guster-Easy Wonderful
9. Joey & Rory-Album Number Two
10. Ozzy Osborne-Scream
11. Oak Ridge Boys-An Inconvenient Christmas
12. Raul Malo-Sinners and Saints
13. Soundgarden-Telephantasm
14. Toby Keith-Bullets On The Gun
15. KT Tunstall-Tigersuit
DVD's You Can Get Your Hands On Tuesday
1. Nightmare on Elm Street-Jackie Earle Haley and Rooney Mara
2. Karate Kid-Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan
3. Splice-Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley
4. Human Centipede-Ashley C Williams
5. Agoru-Rachel Weisz
6. All American Orgy-Laura Silverman and Adam Busch
7. Holy Rollers-Jesse Eisenberg and Justin Bartha
8. Oxford Murders-Elijah Wood and John Hurt
Movies In Theaters Friday
1. I Spit On Your Grave-Chad Lindberg Daniel Franzese
2. My Soul To Take-Max Thieriot and John Magaro
3. Life As We Know It-Ian Deitchman and Kristin Robinson
4. Secretariat-Diane Lane and John Malkovich and Dylan Walsh
******THE GROUPS*****
Where all the daily posting happens
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationX
Nation Party Information, X Rated Pics, Stories and More
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Alternation_Xperience
Clarksville/Ft. Campbell/Kentucky area swingers
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationX-Clarksville
More jokes, funny pics, funny vid clips, X-rated pics, music videos and more. Updated at least once or twice a week
http://alternationx.blogspot.com
*******THE MISCELLANEOUS*******
Corruptor's Top Five Songs To Be Listening For On The Radio
1. Disturbed-The Animal
2. Ciara-Speechless
3. Maroon 5-Give A Little More
4. Gin Blossoms-Miss Disarray
5. Train-Marry Me
C..orruptor's U..nusual N..ews T..oday
Lancaster County District Judge Isaac Stoltzfus, has been charged with disorderly conduct (hey join the crowd) for hiding condoms inside acorns and handing them out to women in the State Capitol complex. Some of the women were offended when they opened up the acorns to reveal the contents inside.
Alternation X Video Clip of the Week-How not to deliver on a scooter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g41zIuI5imQ
Status Messages You May Have Missed This Week
What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother in law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Just masturbated over my ex-girlfriend. I had an extra key and she's a light sleeper.
Spitting beer on someone is not a pick up line....yet
I thought I was being challenged to a staring contest but I realized the kid has a lazy eye and now we can't come to this restaurant again
If you tried choking Oprah, would she turn the color purple?
Expecting a really good crowd for Fuckfestival this Saturday in Nashville. Come party with us email us for the details and we will see you Saturday
Party Hard
Corruptor and CorruptedLily
