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Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Corruptor's Calendar Of Swinger Parties
Greetings! Welcome to another week of Insanity highlighted by the Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Calendar of Swinger Parties. CorruptedLily is helping me keep things organized and actually she is piecing some of this together.
I've been hit by the Facebook police again. They have disabled my Ian Wild account cause someone filed a complaint. This means the Alternation X Facebook group is locked up.
I'm not for sure if they'll unlock it. I'll find out Monday. In the meantime we're going to put together all new social sites and update the stuff that we have on the swinger websites that we are currently on as well as sign up for new ones too. Either myself or lily will keep you posted in the Alternation X Group when updates are made to whatever site we made them to.
****CORRUPTOR'S CALENDAR OF SWINGER PARTIES****
****FUCKFESTIVAL****
Saturday Night October 9th 8:00
What way to start off the fresh fall season of parties than with the annual Fuckfestival 2010. Saturday night October 9th, Nashville TN. We'll have themed rooms for gangbangs, couples playroom and more. We'll even have a good sized room designed to socialize and we'll have dance music in a social like setting. All that and a whole lot more. Saturday night October 9th Nashville TN starting at 8:00. Couples, Single Ladies and Single Males are all invited to attend this special party.
****ALTERNATION X HALLOWEEN PARTY****
Saturday October 23rd 8:00-TBD
I know you can't wait for Halloween. Kids dressing up like Batman, Buzz Lightyear, Cinderella, Lindsay Lohan (okay I guess we could skip seeing our kids dress up as the rehab princess.) They go out and pillage the neighborhoods collecting candy, fruit and Jagermeister (oh that's right we skipped the whole Lindsay Lovelace Lohan costume bit) but we know you adults want to have your Halloween fun too, so instead of doing your trick or treating partying at a dead club we'd like to invite you to join us for AlternationX's Halloween Party Saturday night October 23rd 8:00. Now at press time we are still working on a location but whereever it is you'll have a Corruptor's Five Star Guarantee that it will be the biggest party of the year. You'll have your opportunity to get your candy bag filled as Margaret will be on hand with her toys, lotions and lubes to sample out and give people the opportunity to order toys and other adult novelties if they so desire. We'll also give away some xxx porn movies and prizes for the best costume male and best costume female.
So leave the graveyard of dull parties and come party with the true freaks and nymphs this Halloween Saturday night October 23rd 8:00. Party so hot, guaranteed we'll wake the dead. For the info email me corruptor2010 at yahoo.com
****VOLUNTEER SWINGERS HEDONISTIC HALLOWEEN****
Saturday October 30th 8:00 p.m.-Chattanooga
We're going to open up the cemetery gates and drive out the dead parties in Chattanooga TN as Volunteer Swingers presents their very first Halloween party in the Scenic City Of The South. We're looking at establishing a great party circle and we'll hold nothing back in our debut. We're inviting all you freaks and nymphs no matter if you are in East Brainerd, Hooterville, Soddy Daisy, Cleveland, or in Nooga itself to come party with us. We'll have several theme rooms available for you to check out. Theme rooms include, gangbang room, couples and single ladies room, socializing room complete with small food area and porn star dancing music to keep your body bumping all night long. and oh just to let you know we don't have anywhere we have to be on the Sunday afterwards so we'll keep the action going as long as the crowd allows (no cutoff time!)
Come out and show your support as Volunteer Swingers strives to get a great party crowd going and provide monthly parties. All you need to do is join the group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/VolunteerSwingers. So help us nail the lid on the coffin of non-existent swinger lifestyle parties and come party with the freaks and the nymphs Saturday night 8:00. Couples, single males and single ladies are welcome to attend. Join the group and watch for the information. It ain't Halloween if it ain't Hedonistic!
****TOY AND BIRTHDAY PARTY****
Saturday November 6th Murfreesboro TN 8:00
What kind of toy party can you attend where the party goers get wild without the toys afterwards? Well it's like our friend ladybugkiss68 said Saturday night November 6th after the toy party what happens after the toy party (maybe even during the toy party) happens. It's ladybugkiss68's birthday and she's inviting all couples and single ladies to come help her celebrate. BYOB, bring your own condoms. Murfreesboro TN. Email her at ladybugkiss68 at yahoo.com to let her know you'd like to come The toy party will be conducted by Margaret. The action after the toy party will be conducted by you.
****TURKEY DAY PARTY*****
Saturday November 20th Cookeville TN 8:00 p.m.
Saturday November 20th Cookeville Motel Party 8:00 p.m.
With Thanksgiving being the following weekend, we at AlternationX wish to celebrate Turkey Day. Now we know there's one AlternationX'r that will be celebrating her divorce from the combination turkey jackass that she was hitched too and if there's anyone else that would like to celebrate their divorce or whatever you are more than welcome to. The party will be conducted like the last Cookeville party in September. Theme rooms for gangbanging, couples/single females and a socializing room. Get at me at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com if you'd like to go and we'll get you the info.
Other parties in the works include the Alternation XXXmas party December 18th and we'll bang in the New Year's Friday night New Years Eve Party December 31st.
******THE JOKES******
Bad: you can't find your vibrator.
Worse: your daughter "borrowed" it.
Bad: you find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: you're in it.
Bad: your children are sexually active.
Worse: with each other.
Bad: your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: he looks better than you.
Good: your son developed an interest in religion.
Bad: he's involved in satanism.
Worse: as a scrifice.
Bad: your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: she's a lawyer.
Bad: your wife's leaving you.
Worse: for another woman.
Bad: your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: she implicates you.
Good: hot outdoor sex.
Bad: you're arrested.
Worse: by you're husband.
Good: the secreatary said "yes".
Bad: your wife says "no".
Worse: the secreatary gets pregnant.
Good: teacher likes your son.
Bad: sexually.
Worse: he's gay.
Good: you come home for a quickie.
Bad: your wife walks in.
Good: you get a three-day weekend.
Bad: you get the flu on friday.
Good: you go to see a strip show.
Bad: your daughter's the stripper.
Good: your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: so he'll fit in your clothes.
Worse: he looks better than you do in them.
Good: your car convenienty "runs out of gas".
Bad: for real.
Worse: It's 25 miles to the nearest gas station.
Good: your child's "waiting for mr. right".
Bad: your son that is.
Worse: he finds mr. right.
Good: your daughter's on the pill.
Bad: she's ten.
Good: your neighbour exercises in the nude.
Bad: she weighs 350 pounds.
Good: your son is doing extra credit work.
Bad: making a sex ed video.
Worse: he's the star of it.
Good: your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.
Worse: you get arrested for passing one of the bills.
Good: your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: your daughter's the star.
Good: your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: you live downtown.
Good: your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: she's coming home.
Good: your wife's kinky.
Bad: with the neighbours.
Worse: all of them.
These two guys had both just got divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were bestfriends and they decided to move up to alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "give us enough supplies to last two men for one year".
The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
The guy's asked " what's the board for?"
The trader said, " well where you're going there are no women and you might need this".
They said, " no way! We've sworn off women for life! women are nothing but trouble".
The trader said, "well take the boards with you, and if you don't use them i'll refund your money next year".
"okay", they said and left.
The following year this guy came into the trader's store and said "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year".
The trader said "weren't you in here last year with a partner"?
"Yeah" said the guy.
"I shot him." said the guy.
"Why"?
"I caught him in bed with my board!"
Jokes From The Phone
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: Line dancing at the nursing home.
Q: Where do one legged people work?
A: IHOP!!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Cabbage Patch doll with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: A short ugly chick with a yeast infection.
Q:Why does Paris Hiliton have a big bellybutton?
A: From dating Forrest Gump.
Q: What is the definition of a fierce competitor?
A: A guy that comes in 1st and 3rd in a jack - off contest.
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting.
The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.
The city boy about headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it.
Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer. "It had saggy tits, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy.
"Oh shit!" said the farmer. "You've shot the wife!"
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister.
The minister asked the janitor, "could you go in the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 hail mary's and i'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do.
So in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son what does the minister give for oral sex?"
In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
****THE EXTRAS****
CD's Out In Stores Tuesday
1. 36 Crazyfists-Collisions and Castaways
2. David Archuleta-The Other Side Of Town
3. Bruno Mars-Doo Wops and Hooligans
4. Disturbed-Asylum
5. Finger Eleven-Life Turns Electric
6.Fistful Of Mercy-As I Call You Down
7. Goodbye Thrill-Outrageous
8. Guster-Easy Wonderful
9. Joey & Rory-Album Number Two
10. Ozzy Osborne-Scream
11. Oak Ridge Boys-An Inconvenient Christmas
12. Raul Malo-Sinners and Saints
13. Soundgarden-Telephantasm
14. Toby Keith-Bullets On The Gun
15. KT Tunstall-Tigersuit
DVD's You Can Get Your Hands On Tuesday
1. Nightmare on Elm Street-Jackie Earle Haley and Rooney Mara
2. Karate Kid-Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan
3. Splice-Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley
4. Human Centipede-Ashley C Williams
5. Agoru-Rachel Weisz
6. All American Orgy-Laura Silverman and Adam Busch
7. Holy Rollers-Jesse Eisenberg and Justin Bartha
8. Oxford Murders-Elijah Wood and John Hurt
Movies In Theaters Friday
1. I Spit On Your Grave-Chad Lindberg Daniel Franzese
2. My Soul To Take-Max Thieriot and John Magaro
3. Life As We Know It-Ian Deitchman and Kristin Robinson
4. Secretariat-Diane Lane and John Malkovich and Dylan Walsh
******THE GROUPS*****
Where all the daily posting happens
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationX
Nation Party Information, X Rated Pics, Stories and More
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Alternation_Xperience
Clarksville/Ft. Campbell/Kentucky area swingers
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationX-Clarksville
More jokes, funny pics, funny vid clips, X-rated pics, music videos and more. Updated at least once or twice a week
http://alternationx.blogspot.com
*******THE MISCELLANEOUS*******
Corruptor's Top Five Songs To Be Listening For On The Radio
1. Disturbed-The Animal
2. Ciara-Speechless
3. Maroon 5-Give A Little More
4. Gin Blossoms-Miss Disarray
5. Train-Marry Me
C..orruptor's U..nusual N..ews T..oday
Lancaster County District Judge Isaac Stoltzfus, has been charged with disorderly conduct (hey join the crowd) for hiding condoms inside acorns and handing them out to women in the State Capitol complex. Some of the women were offended when they opened up the acorns to reveal the contents inside.
Alternation X Video Clip of the Week-How not to deliver on a scooter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g41zIuI5imQ
Status Messages You May Have Missed This Week
What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother in law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Just masturbated over my ex-girlfriend. I had an extra key and she's a light sleeper.
Spitting beer on someone is not a pick up line....yet
I thought I was being challenged to a staring contest but I realized the kid has a lazy eye and now we can't come to this restaurant again
If you tried choking Oprah, would she turn the color purple?
Expecting a really good crowd for Fuckfestival this Saturday in Nashville. Come party with us email us for the details and we will see you Saturday
Party Hard
Corruptor and CorruptedLily
I've been hit by the Facebook police again. They have disabled my Ian Wild account cause someone filed a complaint. This means the Alternation X Facebook group is locked up.
I'm not for sure if they'll unlock it. I'll find out Monday. In the meantime we're going to put together all new social sites and update the stuff that we have on the swinger websites that we are currently on as well as sign up for new ones too. Either myself or lily will keep you posted in the Alternation X Group when updates are made to whatever site we made them to.
****CORRUPTOR'S CALENDAR OF SWINGER PARTIES****
****FUCKFESTIVAL****
Saturday Night October 9th 8:00
What way to start off the fresh fall season of parties than with the annual Fuckfestival 2010. Saturday night October 9th, Nashville TN. We'll have themed rooms for gangbangs, couples playroom and more. We'll even have a good sized room designed to socialize and we'll have dance music in a social like setting. All that and a whole lot more. Saturday night October 9th Nashville TN starting at 8:00. Couples, Single Ladies and Single Males are all invited to attend this special party.
****ALTERNATION X HALLOWEEN PARTY****
Saturday October 23rd 8:00-TBD
I know you can't wait for Halloween. Kids dressing up like Batman, Buzz Lightyear, Cinderella, Lindsay Lohan (okay I guess we could skip seeing our kids dress up as the rehab princess.) They go out and pillage the neighborhoods collecting candy, fruit and Jagermeister (oh that's right we skipped the whole Lindsay Lovelace Lohan costume bit) but we know you adults want to have your Halloween fun too, so instead of doing your trick or treating partying at a dead club we'd like to invite you to join us for AlternationX's Halloween Party Saturday night October 23rd 8:00. Now at press time we are still working on a location but whereever it is you'll have a Corruptor's Five Star Guarantee that it will be the biggest party of the year. You'll have your opportunity to get your candy bag filled as Margaret will be on hand with her toys, lotions and lubes to sample out and give people the opportunity to order toys and other adult novelties if they so desire. We'll also give away some xxx porn movies and prizes for the best costume male and best costume female.
So leave the graveyard of dull parties and come party with the true freaks and nymphs this Halloween Saturday night October 23rd 8:00. Party so hot, guaranteed we'll wake the dead. For the info email me corruptor2010 at yahoo.com
****VOLUNTEER SWINGERS HEDONISTIC HALLOWEEN****
Saturday October 30th 8:00 p.m.-Chattanooga
We're going to open up the cemetery gates and drive out the dead parties in Chattanooga TN as Volunteer Swingers presents their very first Halloween party in the Scenic City Of The South. We're looking at establishing a great party circle and we'll hold nothing back in our debut. We're inviting all you freaks and nymphs no matter if you are in East Brainerd, Hooterville, Soddy Daisy, Cleveland, or in Nooga itself to come party with us. We'll have several theme rooms available for you to check out. Theme rooms include, gangbang room, couples and single ladies room, socializing room complete with small food area and porn star dancing music to keep your body bumping all night long. and oh just to let you know we don't have anywhere we have to be on the Sunday afterwards so we'll keep the action going as long as the crowd allows (no cutoff time!)
Come out and show your support as Volunteer Swingers strives to get a great party crowd going and provide monthly parties. All you need to do is join the group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/VolunteerSwingers. So help us nail the lid on the coffin of non-existent swinger lifestyle parties and come party with the freaks and the nymphs Saturday night 8:00. Couples, single males and single ladies are welcome to attend. Join the group and watch for the information. It ain't Halloween if it ain't Hedonistic!
****TOY AND BIRTHDAY PARTY****
Saturday November 6th Murfreesboro TN 8:00
What kind of toy party can you attend where the party goers get wild without the toys afterwards? Well it's like our friend ladybugkiss68 said Saturday night November 6th after the toy party what happens after the toy party (maybe even during the toy party) happens. It's ladybugkiss68's birthday and she's inviting all couples and single ladies to come help her celebrate. BYOB, bring your own condoms. Murfreesboro TN. Email her at ladybugkiss68 at yahoo.com to let her know you'd like to come The toy party will be conducted by Margaret. The action after the toy party will be conducted by you.
****TURKEY DAY PARTY*****
Saturday November 20th Cookeville TN 8:00 p.m.
Saturday November 20th Cookeville Motel Party 8:00 p.m.
With Thanksgiving being the following weekend, we at AlternationX wish to celebrate Turkey Day. Now we know there's one AlternationX'r that will be celebrating her divorce from the combination turkey jackass that she was hitched too and if there's anyone else that would like to celebrate their divorce or whatever you are more than welcome to. The party will be conducted like the last Cookeville party in September. Theme rooms for gangbanging, couples/single females and a socializing room. Get at me at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com if you'd like to go and we'll get you the info.
Other parties in the works include the Alternation XXXmas party December 18th and we'll bang in the New Year's Friday night New Years Eve Party December 31st.
******THE JOKES******
Bad: you can't find your vibrator.
Worse: your daughter "borrowed" it.
Bad: you find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: you're in it.
Bad: your children are sexually active.
Worse: with each other.
Bad: your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: he looks better than you.
Good: your son developed an interest in religion.
Bad: he's involved in satanism.
Worse: as a scrifice.
Bad: your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: she's a lawyer.
Bad: your wife's leaving you.
Worse: for another woman.
Bad: your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: she implicates you.
Good: hot outdoor sex.
Bad: you're arrested.
Worse: by you're husband.
Good: the secreatary said "yes".
Bad: your wife says "no".
Worse: the secreatary gets pregnant.
Good: teacher likes your son.
Bad: sexually.
Worse: he's gay.
Good: you come home for a quickie.
Bad: your wife walks in.
Good: you get a three-day weekend.
Bad: you get the flu on friday.
Good: you go to see a strip show.
Bad: your daughter's the stripper.
Good: your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: so he'll fit in your clothes.
Worse: he looks better than you do in them.
Good: your car convenienty "runs out of gas".
Bad: for real.
Worse: It's 25 miles to the nearest gas station.
Good: your child's "waiting for mr. right".
Bad: your son that is.
Worse: he finds mr. right.
Good: your daughter's on the pill.
Bad: she's ten.
Good: your neighbour exercises in the nude.
Bad: she weighs 350 pounds.
Good: your son is doing extra credit work.
Bad: making a sex ed video.
Worse: he's the star of it.
Good: your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.
Worse: you get arrested for passing one of the bills.
Good: your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: your daughter's the star.
Good: your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: you live downtown.
Good: your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: she's coming home.
Good: your wife's kinky.
Bad: with the neighbours.
Worse: all of them.
These two guys had both just got divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were bestfriends and they decided to move up to alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "give us enough supplies to last two men for one year".
The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
The guy's asked " what's the board for?"
The trader said, " well where you're going there are no women and you might need this".
They said, " no way! We've sworn off women for life! women are nothing but trouble".
The trader said, "well take the boards with you, and if you don't use them i'll refund your money next year".
"okay", they said and left.
The following year this guy came into the trader's store and said "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year".
The trader said "weren't you in here last year with a partner"?
"Yeah" said the guy.
"I shot him." said the guy.
"Why"?
"I caught him in bed with my board!"
Jokes From The Phone
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: Line dancing at the nursing home.
Q: Where do one legged people work?
A: IHOP!!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Cabbage Patch doll with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: A short ugly chick with a yeast infection.
Q:Why does Paris Hiliton have a big bellybutton?
A: From dating Forrest Gump.
Q: What is the definition of a fierce competitor?
A: A guy that comes in 1st and 3rd in a jack - off contest.
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting.
The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.
The city boy about headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it.
Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer. "It had saggy tits, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy.
"Oh shit!" said the farmer. "You've shot the wife!"
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister.
The minister asked the janitor, "could you go in the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 hail mary's and i'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do.
So in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son what does the minister give for oral sex?"
In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
****THE EXTRAS****
CD's Out In Stores Tuesday
1. 36 Crazyfists-Collisions and Castaways
2. David Archuleta-The Other Side Of Town
3. Bruno Mars-Doo Wops and Hooligans
4. Disturbed-Asylum
5. Finger Eleven-Life Turns Electric
6.Fistful Of Mercy-As I Call You Down
7. Goodbye Thrill-Outrageous
8. Guster-Easy Wonderful
9. Joey & Rory-Album Number Two
10. Ozzy Osborne-Scream
11. Oak Ridge Boys-An Inconvenient Christmas
12. Raul Malo-Sinners and Saints
13. Soundgarden-Telephantasm
14. Toby Keith-Bullets On The Gun
15. KT Tunstall-Tigersuit
DVD's You Can Get Your Hands On Tuesday
1. Nightmare on Elm Street-Jackie Earle Haley and Rooney Mara
2. Karate Kid-Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan
3. Splice-Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley
4. Human Centipede-Ashley C Williams
5. Agoru-Rachel Weisz
6. All American Orgy-Laura Silverman and Adam Busch
7. Holy Rollers-Jesse Eisenberg and Justin Bartha
8. Oxford Murders-Elijah Wood and John Hurt
Movies In Theaters Friday
1. I Spit On Your Grave-Chad Lindberg Daniel Franzese
2. My Soul To Take-Max Thieriot and John Magaro
3. Life As We Know It-Ian Deitchman and Kristin Robinson
4. Secretariat-Diane Lane and John Malkovich and Dylan Walsh
******THE GROUPS*****
Where all the daily posting happens
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationX
Nation Party Information, X Rated Pics, Stories and More
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Alternation_Xperience
Clarksville/Ft. Campbell/Kentucky area swingers
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationX-Clarksville
More jokes, funny pics, funny vid clips, X-rated pics, music videos and more. Updated at least once or twice a week
http://alternationx.blogspot.com
*******THE MISCELLANEOUS*******
Corruptor's Top Five Songs To Be Listening For On The Radio
1. Disturbed-The Animal
2. Ciara-Speechless
3. Maroon 5-Give A Little More
4. Gin Blossoms-Miss Disarray
5. Train-Marry Me
C..orruptor's U..nusual N..ews T..oday
Lancaster County District Judge Isaac Stoltzfus, has been charged with disorderly conduct (hey join the crowd) for hiding condoms inside acorns and handing them out to women in the State Capitol complex. Some of the women were offended when they opened up the acorns to reveal the contents inside.
Alternation X Video Clip of the Week-How not to deliver on a scooter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g41zIuI5imQ
Status Messages You May Have Missed This Week
What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother in law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Just masturbated over my ex-girlfriend. I had an extra key and she's a light sleeper.
Spitting beer on someone is not a pick up line....yet
I thought I was being challenged to a staring contest but I realized the kid has a lazy eye and now we can't come to this restaurant again
If you tried choking Oprah, would she turn the color purple?
Expecting a really good crowd for Fuckfestival this Saturday in Nashville. Come party with us email us for the details and we will see you Saturday
Party Hard
Corruptor and CorruptedLily
Monday, August 23, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Wayne was on his deathbed. His wife Misty was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.
"My darling Misty" she whispered.
"Hush my love" he said "Rest Shhh Don't talk."
He was insistent "Misty" he said in his tired voice "I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess" replied the weeping Misty "Everything's alright go to sleep"
"No, no I must die in peace, Misty, I slept with your mother, your best friend and her mother"
"I know darling" Misty replied "That's why I poisoned you"
"My darling Misty" she whispered.
"Hush my love" he said "Rest Shhh Don't talk."
He was insistent "Misty" he said in his tired voice "I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess" replied the weeping Misty "Everything's alright go to sleep"
"No, no I must die in peace, Misty, I slept with your mother, your best friend and her mother"
"I know darling" Misty replied "That's why I poisoned you"
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
Corruptor's Calendar Of Swinger Parties
Saturday August 7th Swingers Lifestyle Meet and Greet-Murfreesboro TN
We had a lot of fun at the last one just meeting and greeting people in the lifestyle. A great way for new single guys to come out and meet some of the people in the lifestyle. I want as many people as can make plans to be at this particular meet and greet. I'll be talking about some parties that are coming up in more detail at the meet and greet. If you are planning on coming and would like to be a part of an afterparty, I will set one up at a local motel in Murfreesboro as well. The bar where we are meeting at is a full scale bar with beer and liquor
Saturday August 14th-AlternationX Clarksville Meet and Greet-Clarksville TN
Because of some switching parties around last minute, we went ahead and canceled the motel party we were going to throw in Clarksville. This gave us more time to come up with a better game plan than just to invade a motel and throw a party and get thrown out.
So we figured a meet and greet would be a better idea to pull off....attract more people that way and then get a general concensus of who might be willing to let us rent a couple motel rooms for the night for an afterparty. So we're asking all couples, single ladies and gentlemen who would like to be a part of this to email me at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com and we'll pick a spot to eat and hang out for awhile and then after a couple hours for those that are interested head off to a motel and have a little fun. I'm getting a little help in organzing this event. Let's get a party circle started in Clarksville. Email me for the details
Saturday August 21st-Open Date as of right now, we might have a road trip to tell you about stay tuned this week
Saturday August 28th-Another open date as of right now...possibly a good date for either Cookeville, Chattanooga or Murfreesboro
That will get you caught up to what's going in August...Should have something going on each and every weekend in August
Now for September....
Saturday September 4th-Nashville TN. Music City get ready cause we're going Alternation Totally XXX'd Out.
Guys bring a bunch of Mardi Gras beads here's how it works.
Party is going to start promptly at 8:00 with a women's only toy party. One of our group members is going to throw a toy party for ladies only. She will be bringing actual toys, lubes, oils, etc for you ladies to buy. I'm sure she'll have games and such to play. It's like going to a toy party only keep reading as it gets better.
Not to leave the guys out cause we know a lot of couples and single guys will want to attend...we're gonna head to a nearby bar to drink some beer, hang out and watch college football for a little while....hang on it gets better
After leaving the ladies to their toys, I'm thinking they'll be ready for the real thing and since us guys have satisfied our football appetites for the night we'll be slobbering for some sexual satisfaction.
So we get back to the party location and then the fun really begins. Ladies start to earn their beads....socialize, smile, sexual acts with toys, without toys, ....nothing is too mild... nothing is too wild as the guys give their beads away and when the clock strikes 12 midnight ,we'll find out what lady has the most beads and crown the winner Ms. AlternationX Girl Totally XXX'd out
BYOB, BYOC. We'll supply the sensual foods of strawberries and whipped cream, chocolate and other erotic foods that you can lick off a woman and drive her crazy.
Alternation Totally XXX'd Out...Saturday September 4th Nashville TN
Saturday September 11th.....You better believe we're gonna throw an All American Party for that date......do not miss this event....the details will be finalized soon as to the location and trust me it's going to be one of those talked about parties for a long time
Saturday September 18th is open
Thursday-Saturday September 23rd-September 25th June Bug Boogie Too. Everything that I didn't do in the first one, we're gonna do it at the second one...Wonder how many pair of women's panties I'll have before that night is over.
We had a lot of fun at the last one just meeting and greeting people in the lifestyle. A great way for new single guys to come out and meet some of the people in the lifestyle. I want as many people as can make plans to be at this particular meet and greet. I'll be talking about some parties that are coming up in more detail at the meet and greet. If you are planning on coming and would like to be a part of an afterparty, I will set one up at a local motel in Murfreesboro as well. The bar where we are meeting at is a full scale bar with beer and liquor
Saturday August 14th-AlternationX Clarksville Meet and Greet-Clarksville TN
Because of some switching parties around last minute, we went ahead and canceled the motel party we were going to throw in Clarksville. This gave us more time to come up with a better game plan than just to invade a motel and throw a party and get thrown out.
So we figured a meet and greet would be a better idea to pull off....attract more people that way and then get a general concensus of who might be willing to let us rent a couple motel rooms for the night for an afterparty. So we're asking all couples, single ladies and gentlemen who would like to be a part of this to email me at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com and we'll pick a spot to eat and hang out for awhile and then after a couple hours for those that are interested head off to a motel and have a little fun. I'm getting a little help in organzing this event. Let's get a party circle started in Clarksville. Email me for the details
Saturday August 21st-Open Date as of right now, we might have a road trip to tell you about stay tuned this week
Saturday August 28th-Another open date as of right now...possibly a good date for either Cookeville, Chattanooga or Murfreesboro
That will get you caught up to what's going in August...Should have something going on each and every weekend in August
Now for September....
Saturday September 4th-Nashville TN. Music City get ready cause we're going Alternation Totally XXX'd Out.
Guys bring a bunch of Mardi Gras beads here's how it works.
Party is going to start promptly at 8:00 with a women's only toy party. One of our group members is going to throw a toy party for ladies only. She will be bringing actual toys, lubes, oils, etc for you ladies to buy. I'm sure she'll have games and such to play. It's like going to a toy party only keep reading as it gets better.
Not to leave the guys out cause we know a lot of couples and single guys will want to attend...we're gonna head to a nearby bar to drink some beer, hang out and watch college football for a little while....hang on it gets better
After leaving the ladies to their toys, I'm thinking they'll be ready for the real thing and since us guys have satisfied our football appetites for the night we'll be slobbering for some sexual satisfaction.
So we get back to the party location and then the fun really begins. Ladies start to earn their beads....socialize, smile, sexual acts with toys, without toys, ....nothing is too mild... nothing is too wild as the guys give their beads away and when the clock strikes 12 midnight ,we'll find out what lady has the most beads and crown the winner Ms. AlternationX Girl Totally XXX'd out
BYOB, BYOC. We'll supply the sensual foods of strawberries and whipped cream, chocolate and other erotic foods that you can lick off a woman and drive her crazy.
Alternation Totally XXX'd Out...Saturday September 4th Nashville TN
Saturday September 11th.....You better believe we're gonna throw an All American Party for that date......do not miss this event....the details will be finalized soon as to the location and trust me it's going to be one of those talked about parties for a long time
Saturday September 18th is open
Thursday-Saturday September 23rd-September 25th June Bug Boogie Too. Everything that I didn't do in the first one, we're gonna do it at the second one...Wonder how many pair of women's panties I'll have before that night is over.
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Three less than intelligent men, Walt, Elmer and Stan, went hunting
in a remote forest. As one of them was crossing a fallen log, he
tripped, dropped his rifle and shot himself. The other two ran
quickly to their unconscious friend and saw that his chest was
covered with blood. Walt turned to Stan and said, "We got to get
Elmer to the hospital quick or he's gonna die."
"How are we gonna carry him?" Stan asked. "Why he weighs a good two
hundred fifty pounds."
"Hell Stan! That ain't nothing," assured Walt. "We carry bucks out
bigger than that, all the time. We can do it the same way."
Walt was right. In no time, they were pulling their 4x4 up to the
emergency room door and doctors, nurses and orderlies rushed Elmer
inside. A while later, one of the doctors gave the two worried
friends the bad news, "Your friend didn't make it."
Walt said, "Yeah, I thought that gunshot hit him in the heart."
"No," said the doctor. "The bullet actually went above the heart and
through the shoulder. His chest was only covered with blood, but he
might have been able to survive that."
"Damn it Stan, I told you we shouldn't have tied him to the hood.
All them tree branches smacking into him for the first five miles
probably beat him to death!"
"No," said the doctor. "His clothes were ripped to shreds and his
body was covered with lacerations, but he might have been able to
survive that, too."
"See, Walt! I kept telling you to hold your end up higher 'cause
that sapling was too thin. When we tied his hands and legs to it,
his head kept hitting the rocks and logs. And I'm sure he drowned
when we crossed that crick."
"Damn it Stan! You was the one that dropped your end of the pole
when you fell off that rock. Poor old Elmer must have been under
water a whole minute while you was fumbling around with that pole
and falling all over yourself."
"Now fellas," said the doctor. "Elmer's skull was cracked and he did
have massive head injuries. But he didn't drown and he might have
been able to survive that, too."
Stan and Walt looked at each other with puzzled expressions and then
asked the doctor, "Then what was it?"
The doctor thought for a few moments and said, "My guess is that the
way you gutted him had a lot to do with it.
in a remote forest. As one of them was crossing a fallen log, he
tripped, dropped his rifle and shot himself. The other two ran
quickly to their unconscious friend and saw that his chest was
covered with blood. Walt turned to Stan and said, "We got to get
Elmer to the hospital quick or he's gonna die."
"How are we gonna carry him?" Stan asked. "Why he weighs a good two
hundred fifty pounds."
"Hell Stan! That ain't nothing," assured Walt. "We carry bucks out
bigger than that, all the time. We can do it the same way."
Walt was right. In no time, they were pulling their 4x4 up to the
emergency room door and doctors, nurses and orderlies rushed Elmer
inside. A while later, one of the doctors gave the two worried
friends the bad news, "Your friend didn't make it."
Walt said, "Yeah, I thought that gunshot hit him in the heart."
"No," said the doctor. "The bullet actually went above the heart and
through the shoulder. His chest was only covered with blood, but he
might have been able to survive that."
"Damn it Stan, I told you we shouldn't have tied him to the hood.
All them tree branches smacking into him for the first five miles
probably beat him to death!"
"No," said the doctor. "His clothes were ripped to shreds and his
body was covered with lacerations, but he might have been able to
survive that, too."
"See, Walt! I kept telling you to hold your end up higher 'cause
that sapling was too thin. When we tied his hands and legs to it,
his head kept hitting the rocks and logs. And I'm sure he drowned
when we crossed that crick."
"Damn it Stan! You was the one that dropped your end of the pole
when you fell off that rock. Poor old Elmer must have been under
water a whole minute while you was fumbling around with that pole
and falling all over yourself."
"Now fellas," said the doctor. "Elmer's skull was cracked and he did
have massive head injuries. But he didn't drown and he might have
been able to survive that, too."
Stan and Walt looked at each other with puzzled expressions and then
asked the doctor, "Then what was it?"
The doctor thought for a few moments and said, "My guess is that the
way you gutted him had a lot to do with it.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Little Johnnies father has to come to school to talk to the teacher.
Teacher: 'Sir, I'm sorry, but your son does absolutely nothing at
school, he fails every subject!!'
Dad: 'Except for drawing, he's a very good drawer.'
Teacher: 'That's correct, last week he drew a tiger on the chalk board
and the kids were so frightened I couldn't get them to enter the classroom'
Dad: 'That's nothing, last month he drew a pussy on the stove,
I burned my dick three times!!'
Teacher: 'Sir, I'm sorry, but your son does absolutely nothing at
school, he fails every subject!!'
Dad: 'Except for drawing, he's a very good drawer.'
Teacher: 'That's correct, last week he drew a tiger on the chalk board
and the kids were so frightened I couldn't get them to enter the classroom'
Dad: 'That's nothing, last month he drew a pussy on the stove,
I burned my dick three times!!'
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Jokes From The Phone
Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"
that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last it spells its past tense "ate"
And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells "go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, resource-sucking, baby making, violent non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy faced sandal wearing bomb-making camel riding goat loving raggedy ass bastards with you."
How weird is that?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Cause the grass tickles their nuts
Why are guys so good at video games?
It's the eye-hand coordination developed after all those years of jacking off
The hit and run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.
"My mother in law just tried to run me over" the shaken man said
"The car hit you from behind" the officer said "How could you tell it was your mother in law"
Man replied "I recognized the laugh"
Wife comes home to find her husband fucking the dog in the living room. "My God Henry" she screas "I know you've had other woemn but this time you've gone too far"
"You may be right" he says "I think I'm stuck"
that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last it spells its past tense "ate"
And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells "go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, resource-sucking, baby making, violent non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy faced sandal wearing bomb-making camel riding goat loving raggedy ass bastards with you."
How weird is that?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Cause the grass tickles their nuts
Why are guys so good at video games?
It's the eye-hand coordination developed after all those years of jacking off
The hit and run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.
"My mother in law just tried to run me over" the shaken man said
"The car hit you from behind" the officer said "How could you tell it was your mother in law"
Man replied "I recognized the laugh"
Wife comes home to find her husband fucking the dog in the living room. "My God Henry" she screas "I know you've had other woemn but this time you've gone too far"
"You may be right" he says "I think I'm stuck"
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Ernie says, "Dis is a 2 quart termos bottle."
Rich says, "Ya, I have to get me one."
That night Rich goes home, but forgets what it is called again. Well
Rich really wants one of these things. So he decides the next day when
he asks he's going to write it down so he remembers what it is.
The next day they are down in the mine working again and the noon
whistle blows for lunch and Ernie pulls out his thermos of hot coffee.
Rich looks at it and says, "Say, Ernie, vat you got dere?"
Well, by this time Ernie's getting pretty upset. Every day Rich asks
what it is and never remembers so he decides to just make up stuff
since
Rich isn't going to remember anyway.
So Ernie says, "Dis is a contraceptive."
Rich says, "Ya, I have to get me one." And he writes it down. That
night Rich is in the neighborhood drug store and the pharmacist sees
him
walking around and says to him, "Can I help you?"
Rich says, "Ya, I'd like a contraceptive."
And the pharmacist says, "Sure, what size?"
Rich says, "Give me da 2 quart size, I'll be working in da hole all day!"
Rich says, "Ya, I have to get me one."
That night Rich goes home, but forgets what it is called again. Well
Rich really wants one of these things. So he decides the next day when
he asks he's going to write it down so he remembers what it is.
The next day they are down in the mine working again and the noon
whistle blows for lunch and Ernie pulls out his thermos of hot coffee.
Rich looks at it and says, "Say, Ernie, vat you got dere?"
Well, by this time Ernie's getting pretty upset. Every day Rich asks
what it is and never remembers so he decides to just make up stuff
since
Rich isn't going to remember anyway.
So Ernie says, "Dis is a contraceptive."
Rich says, "Ya, I have to get me one." And he writes it down. That
night Rich is in the neighborhood drug store and the pharmacist sees
him
walking around and says to him, "Can I help you?"
Rich says, "Ya, I'd like a contraceptive."
And the pharmacist says, "Sure, what size?"
Rich says, "Give me da 2 quart size, I'll be working in da hole all day!"
DVD's Out Yesterday
Shutter Island Leonardo DiCaprio
From Paris With Love-John Travolta,Jonathan Rhys Meyers
The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It-Bryan Callen,Noureen DeWulf,Mircea Monroe
Cry Of The Owl-Julia Stiles
Cop Dog-Corin Nemec, Cassi Thomas
From Paris With Love-John Travolta,Jonathan Rhys Meyers
The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It-Bryan Callen,Noureen DeWulf,Mircea Monroe
Cry Of The Owl-Julia Stiles
Cop Dog-Corin Nemec, Cassi Thomas
New CD Releases Yesterday
Against Me-White Crosses
Christina Aguilera-Bionic
Dierks Bentley Up On The Ridge
AM Taxi-We Don't Stand A Chance
Cadalliac Sky-Letters In The Deep
Clay Walker-She Won't Be Lonely Long
Hanson-Shout It Out
Hot Hot Heat-Future Breeds
Jewel-Sweet and Wild
Lee Brice-Love Like Crazy
Lil Jon-Crunk Rock
Nevermore-Obsidian Conspiracy
Plies-Goon Affiliation
Rooney-Eureka
Saving Abel-Miss America
Christina Aguilera-Bionic
Dierks Bentley Up On The Ridge
AM Taxi-We Don't Stand A Chance
Cadalliac Sky-Letters In The Deep
Clay Walker-She Won't Be Lonely Long
Hanson-Shout It Out
Hot Hot Heat-Future Breeds
Jewel-Sweet and Wild
Lee Brice-Love Like Crazy
Lil Jon-Crunk Rock
Nevermore-Obsidian Conspiracy
Plies-Goon Affiliation
Rooney-Eureka
Saving Abel-Miss America
Monday, June 7, 2010
Corruptor's Calendar Of Swinger Parties
******BANGAROO*******Saturday night June 12th 8:00
Ladies that are participating so far. Dee from Crossville, Elizabeth from Smyrna, V from Shelbyville, hunny_beartn. Sandy from Manchester, Patricia from Monteagle I've got several on the bubble that I will be going back and talking to this week so as they confirm I will let you know.
Guys you need to email me. We got a very secure place in Nashville to hold this and we're going to put Bangaroo back on the map.
We're revamping Bangaroo to bring back the intense wall to wall sex marathon that put the event on the list of can't miss parties.
So come out and join the night of nothing but plain sex Bangaroo June 12th email me for the details
********JUNE BUG BOOGIE*****Weekend of Thursday night June 17th-Sunday June 20th.
I know there's several swingers that love to get on a bike and ride. But you don't need to necessarily have one in order to participate in June Bug Boogie. Saturday night, there's going to be a tent party so big, I would not be surprised if it's not the most talked about tent party of the event. Should I tell you why? Hmm....let's just say one of the features has to deal with a chain and the other....bring a camera I'm sure you'll get a picture of a pair of thongs hanging from a tree. Corruptor's ready for June Bug Boogie....let's get drunk, loud and proud as we celebrate one of the biggest and the very best biker rally in the whole state of Tennessee. $30 gets you in all three days or just one day whatever your speed. Partying it up right at the June Bug Boogie. Check out the site for all the details and main features http://www.junebugboogie.com
*******SWINGERS POOL PARTY*******Saturday night June 26th
Trust me there's going to be some new faces around the parties, and the new faces will start showing Saturday night June 26th. See , I've been behind the scenes talking to a bunch of ladies who don't necessarily have access to the internet. and well, Saturday night June 26th, I'm inviting all of them to come get naked with me in a swimming pool in Murfreesboro. Oh yeah all you couples and single ladies are welcome to jump in as well. I think some of these ladies will also be making good use of the bedroom areas too...I don't know something just tells me that. So help me welcome in several new faces as we build the party crowd and get the parties back to the Corruptor's Five Star Stamp Of Approval status email ladybugkiss68 at yahoo.com if you want to go
*********ALTERNATIONX-CLARKSVILLE MOTEL PARTY-Saturday Night July 10th
The month of July brings the Sexiest Modeling Competition series throughout the state of Tennessee. You shot off the fireworks already. Now it's time to keep the action blazing hot as Alternation-X hosts it's very first motel party in Clarksville TN. I got three ladies that are helping me with this venture and I figure why not throw this out there. We are wanting to find the sexiest dressed woman in the Clarksville Ft Campbell and Kentucky area and we want you ladies to come out bring a few outfits (up to three each) and we are going to vote and let you know which outfit looks the best on you. Then after the modeling is over with, we are going to vote on the overall best dressed of the night and award a prize to the top 3 ladies. Here's my challenge though....Corruptor challenges 20 women to come participate. If that happens, I'll throw a dress on and model it to the point to where you can take pictures how about that?
So get those outfits together, bring your lady friends and let's find out who is the sexiest dressed woman of the Clarksville area.
*********COOKEVILLE MOTEL PARTY-Saturday night July 17th
The Sexiest Modeling Competition series continues as we find out the sexiest dressed in the Upper Cumberland. Once again my challenge is out there just like it was in Clarksville. Don't be shy. If we have twenty women single or married that participate in the contest. I will throw a dress on and model it for the pictures. Couples, single ladies and select single guys welcome. The month of July will be hotter than the weather outside Saturday night July 17th starting at 8:00 p.m. Participating ladies can get to the motel for the registration process by 6:00
******ALTERNATIONX-CHATTANOOGA MOTEL PARTY Saturday Night July 24th
I'm going to have help with this party and if everything goes right it will be a true motel social takeover. We'll find out who the Sexiest dressed in Chattanooga and the Georgia State Line is. (don't know if I'll do that guaranteed thing or not cause getting my picture taken in two outfits is enough right?...) Couples, Single Ladies and Single guys are more than welcome to attend this party as we kick off the Chattanooga Motel Parties Saturday night July 24th 8:00 CST 9:00 EST. We'll get you more information closer to the date.
*************SEXIEST DRESSED SWIMSUIT PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT JULY 31st*******
Murfreesboro, Middle Tennessee it's finally your turn to find out which lady is out there as the sexiest swimsuit party is on.
Come dressed in your skimpiest, sexiest swimsuit and we'll award a prize to the best three. Here's an incentive. 20 women show up at this party and participate. Corruptor will throw on a swimsuit as well. Plus let's get all Hollywood and for those that can do this, come join in our group of women in the pool picture (not mandatory to participate or attend for that matter) Let's get these parties back on the map Saturday Night July 31st. Promise you the pool will not be the only thing that's wet! Oh and by the way we're going to be celebrating someone's birthday that night too
Ladies that are participating so far. Dee from Crossville, Elizabeth from Smyrna, V from Shelbyville, hunny_beartn. Sandy from Manchester, Patricia from Monteagle I've got several on the bubble that I will be going back and talking to this week so as they confirm I will let you know.
Guys you need to email me. We got a very secure place in Nashville to hold this and we're going to put Bangaroo back on the map.
We're revamping Bangaroo to bring back the intense wall to wall sex marathon that put the event on the list of can't miss parties.
So come out and join the night of nothing but plain sex Bangaroo June 12th email me for the details
********JUNE BUG BOOGIE*****Weekend of Thursday night June 17th-Sunday June 20th.
I know there's several swingers that love to get on a bike and ride. But you don't need to necessarily have one in order to participate in June Bug Boogie. Saturday night, there's going to be a tent party so big, I would not be surprised if it's not the most talked about tent party of the event. Should I tell you why? Hmm....let's just say one of the features has to deal with a chain and the other....bring a camera I'm sure you'll get a picture of a pair of thongs hanging from a tree. Corruptor's ready for June Bug Boogie....let's get drunk, loud and proud as we celebrate one of the biggest and the very best biker rally in the whole state of Tennessee. $30 gets you in all three days or just one day whatever your speed. Partying it up right at the June Bug Boogie. Check out the site for all the details and main features http://www.junebugboogie.com
*******SWINGERS POOL PARTY*******Saturday night June 26th
Trust me there's going to be some new faces around the parties, and the new faces will start showing Saturday night June 26th. See , I've been behind the scenes talking to a bunch of ladies who don't necessarily have access to the internet. and well, Saturday night June 26th, I'm inviting all of them to come get naked with me in a swimming pool in Murfreesboro. Oh yeah all you couples and single ladies are welcome to jump in as well. I think some of these ladies will also be making good use of the bedroom areas too...I don't know something just tells me that. So help me welcome in several new faces as we build the party crowd and get the parties back to the Corruptor's Five Star Stamp Of Approval status email ladybugkiss68 at yahoo.com if you want to go
*********ALTERNATIONX-CLARKSVILLE MOTEL PARTY-Saturday Night July 10th
The month of July brings the Sexiest Modeling Competition series throughout the state of Tennessee. You shot off the fireworks already. Now it's time to keep the action blazing hot as Alternation-X hosts it's very first motel party in Clarksville TN. I got three ladies that are helping me with this venture and I figure why not throw this out there. We are wanting to find the sexiest dressed woman in the Clarksville Ft Campbell and Kentucky area and we want you ladies to come out bring a few outfits (up to three each) and we are going to vote and let you know which outfit looks the best on you. Then after the modeling is over with, we are going to vote on the overall best dressed of the night and award a prize to the top 3 ladies. Here's my challenge though....Corruptor challenges 20 women to come participate. If that happens, I'll throw a dress on and model it to the point to where you can take pictures how about that?
So get those outfits together, bring your lady friends and let's find out who is the sexiest dressed woman of the Clarksville area.
*********COOKEVILLE MOTEL PARTY-Saturday night July 17th
The Sexiest Modeling Competition series continues as we find out the sexiest dressed in the Upper Cumberland. Once again my challenge is out there just like it was in Clarksville. Don't be shy. If we have twenty women single or married that participate in the contest. I will throw a dress on and model it for the pictures. Couples, single ladies and select single guys welcome. The month of July will be hotter than the weather outside Saturday night July 17th starting at 8:00 p.m. Participating ladies can get to the motel for the registration process by 6:00
******ALTERNATIONX-CHATTANOOGA MOTEL PARTY Saturday Night July 24th
I'm going to have help with this party and if everything goes right it will be a true motel social takeover. We'll find out who the Sexiest dressed in Chattanooga and the Georgia State Line is. (don't know if I'll do that guaranteed thing or not cause getting my picture taken in two outfits is enough right?...) Couples, Single Ladies and Single guys are more than welcome to attend this party as we kick off the Chattanooga Motel Parties Saturday night July 24th 8:00 CST 9:00 EST. We'll get you more information closer to the date.
*************SEXIEST DRESSED SWIMSUIT PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT JULY 31st*******
Murfreesboro, Middle Tennessee it's finally your turn to find out which lady is out there as the sexiest swimsuit party is on.
Come dressed in your skimpiest, sexiest swimsuit and we'll award a prize to the best three. Here's an incentive. 20 women show up at this party and participate. Corruptor will throw on a swimsuit as well. Plus let's get all Hollywood and for those that can do this, come join in our group of women in the pool picture (not mandatory to participate or attend for that matter) Let's get these parties back on the map Saturday Night July 31st. Promise you the pool will not be the only thing that's wet! Oh and by the way we're going to be celebrating someone's birthday that night too
Corruptor's Joke Of the Day
Things To Do With A Detachable Penis
1. Take it for a ride on its very own set of training wheels.
2. Slip it into a bun and give new meaning to "Hot Dog."
3. Wave it in front of John Bobbitt and scream "She's at it again!"
4. Use it to test water depth.
5. Use it to test water temperature.
6. Throw it on the ground and watch as passerby scream in horror and
disgust (or gasp in awe).
7. Use it as a temporary replacement for a vibrator, until you get
new batteries.
8. Use it as a floatation device.
9. Use it to demonstrate how to put on a condom in sex education
classes.
10. Use it as the tee in a golf game.
11. Use it as a stirrer for coffee (or tea) when a spoon isn't
available.
12. Use it as a Christmas ornament (best done if decorated with green
and red glitter).
13. Use it to teach your dog to play fetch.
14. Keep it as a reminder of why you chose to be celibate.
15. Use it as a lucky charm.
16. Use it as a substitute for cigarettes to help ease your craving.
17. Use it as a vacuum hose attachment.
18. Use it as a pacifier for your "significant other."
19. Use it as a chew toy for your dog.
20. Use it as a scratching post for your cat.
1. Take it for a ride on its very own set of training wheels.
2. Slip it into a bun and give new meaning to "Hot Dog."
3. Wave it in front of John Bobbitt and scream "She's at it again!"
4. Use it to test water depth.
5. Use it to test water temperature.
6. Throw it on the ground and watch as passerby scream in horror and
disgust (or gasp in awe).
7. Use it as a temporary replacement for a vibrator, until you get
new batteries.
8. Use it as a floatation device.
9. Use it to demonstrate how to put on a condom in sex education
classes.
10. Use it as the tee in a golf game.
11. Use it as a stirrer for coffee (or tea) when a spoon isn't
available.
12. Use it as a Christmas ornament (best done if decorated with green
and red glitter).
13. Use it to teach your dog to play fetch.
14. Keep it as a reminder of why you chose to be celibate.
15. Use it as a lucky charm.
16. Use it as a substitute for cigarettes to help ease your craving.
17. Use it as a vacuum hose attachment.
18. Use it as a pacifier for your "significant other."
19. Use it as a chew toy for your dog.
20. Use it as a scratching post for your cat.
Corruptor's Top New Songs To Be Listening For
1. Alice In Chains-Lesson Learned
2. Breaking Benjamin-Lights Out
3. Weezer-Trippin Down The Freeway
4. Danny Gokey-I Will Not Say Goodbye
5. Randy Rogers Band-Too Late For Goodbye
6. Steel Magnolia-Just By Being You
7. Five For Fighting-Slice
8. Jessie James-Boys In the Summer
9. T.I.-Got Your Back
10. Usher-Hey Daddy
11. Barenaked Ladies-Every Subway Car
12. Cowboy Junkies-Stranger Here
13. Goo Goo Dolls-Home
14. Oasis-Whatever
15. Filter-Inevitable Relapse
2. Breaking Benjamin-Lights Out
3. Weezer-Trippin Down The Freeway
4. Danny Gokey-I Will Not Say Goodbye
5. Randy Rogers Band-Too Late For Goodbye
6. Steel Magnolia-Just By Being You
7. Five For Fighting-Slice
8. Jessie James-Boys In the Summer
9. T.I.-Got Your Back
10. Usher-Hey Daddy
11. Barenaked Ladies-Every Subway Car
12. Cowboy Junkies-Stranger Here
13. Goo Goo Dolls-Home
14. Oasis-Whatever
15. Filter-Inevitable Relapse
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
A woman is in her doctor's office and suddenly shouts "Doctor kiss me"
The doctor looks at her and says "I'm sorry but it would be against my code of ethics to kiss you"
Twenty minutes later the woman shouts again "Doctor please kiss me!"
Again he refuses, apologetically and says "As a doctor I simply cannot kiss you."
Finally after another fifteen minutes the woman pleads with the doctor again "Please Please just kiss me just once"
"Look" he says "I am sorry I just CANNOT kiss you, in fact I probably shouldn't even be fucking you."
The doctor looks at her and says "I'm sorry but it would be against my code of ethics to kiss you"
Twenty minutes later the woman shouts again "Doctor please kiss me!"
Again he refuses, apologetically and says "As a doctor I simply cannot kiss you."
Finally after another fifteen minutes the woman pleads with the doctor again "Please Please just kiss me just once"
"Look" he says "I am sorry I just CANNOT kiss you, in fact I probably shouldn't even be fucking you."
New DVD's On Shelves Today
Dear John-Amanda Siegfried Channing Tatum
The Road-Viggo Mortensen
Mystery Team-Donald Glover
The Road-Viggo Mortensen
Mystery Team-Donald Glover
Monday, May 24, 2010
Signs She's Bored In Bed
Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass
Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitare
Only moans at commercial breaks
You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show
During the act she actually yelled out Oh Baby Yadda Yadda Yadda
Holds up a picture of the Playboy Centerfold to hurry you along
Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better
Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin
Keeps asking "Are you sure you're not gay"
Instead of asking to leave her shirt on she wants to leave her pants on too
Starts her fake orgasm during foreplay
Last time she screamed during sex was the first time she won at solitare
Only moans at commercial breaks
You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show
During the act she actually yelled out Oh Baby Yadda Yadda Yadda
Holds up a picture of the Playboy Centerfold to hurry you along
Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better
Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin
Keeps asking "Are you sure you're not gay"
Instead of asking to leave her shirt on she wants to leave her pants on too
Starts her fake orgasm during foreplay
Corruptor's Top New Songs To Be Listening For
1. Avenged Sevenfold-Nightmare
2. Hole-Pacific Coast Highway
3. Muse-Neutron Star Collision
4. Paramore-Careful
5. 2220s-Latest Heartbreak
6. Billy Currington-Pretty Good At Drinkin Beer
7. Patty Loveless-Drive
8. The Band Perry-If I Die Young
9. DJ Khaled-All I Do Is Win
10. Ready Set-Love Like Woe
11. David Gray-Draw The Line
12. Young Dru-Super Bad
13. Christina Aguilera-Woo Hoo
14. John Blu-In Love Wit Yo Booty
15. Kardinal Offishall-Body Bounce
2. Hole-Pacific Coast Highway
3. Muse-Neutron Star Collision
4. Paramore-Careful
5. 2220s-Latest Heartbreak
6. Billy Currington-Pretty Good At Drinkin Beer
7. Patty Loveless-Drive
8. The Band Perry-If I Die Young
9. DJ Khaled-All I Do Is Win
10. Ready Set-Love Like Woe
11. David Gray-Draw The Line
12. Young Dru-Super Bad
13. Christina Aguilera-Woo Hoo
14. John Blu-In Love Wit Yo Booty
15. Kardinal Offishall-Body Bounce
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
A tongue-tied man goes into a nut shop, and the first thing he notices
is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen in
his life. The tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the
merchandise, and asks: "Ess-tues me ser?"
"Yes sir," replied the clerk.
"Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?"
"Pistachio's? They're six dollars a pound."
"SSit!" The tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing, and then asks
Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?"
"Almonds? They're seven fifty a pound."
"SSIT! tas pensive" Replied the tongue-tied man.
"Welp, how bout your pikanns?"
"Pecans? They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound."
"Welp, Ssit. Just div me a poulnd of dose dhen."
"Alright then," says the clerk, and begins bagging up a pound of
pecans.
Then, the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk:
"Sirr, I just wana tay tank you fo not maken phun of de way I talk,
cauz I tan't hep it."
The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don't have to thank me
for that. I don't make fun of anybody, for any thing! I don't know if
you noticed, or not, but I have a rather large nose."
The tongue-tied guy replies, "Oh, is dat your noze? I tought dat wuz
your penis since your nutz arr so damn high!"
is that the guy behind the counter has the largest nose he's ever seen in
his life. The tongue-tied guy quickly turns his attention to the
merchandise, and asks: "Ess-tues me ser?"
"Yes sir," replied the clerk.
"Tould you tale me how mutsh your pisstasheos arr?"
"Pistachio's? They're six dollars a pound."
"SSit!" The tongue-tied guy goes back to browsing, and then asks
Welp, how mutsh arr your aahhmons?"
"Almonds? They're seven fifty a pound."
"SSIT! tas pensive" Replied the tongue-tied man.
"Welp, how bout your pikanns?"
"Pecans? They're on sale today, they're only four fifty a pound."
"Welp, Ssit. Just div me a poulnd of dose dhen."
"Alright then," says the clerk, and begins bagging up a pound of
pecans.
Then, the tongue-tied guy says to the clerk:
"Sirr, I just wana tay tank you fo not maken phun of de way I talk,
cauz I tan't hep it."
The clerk replies with a smile. "Oh sir, you don't have to thank me
for that. I don't make fun of anybody, for any thing! I don't know if
you noticed, or not, but I have a rather large nose."
The tongue-tied guy replies, "Oh, is dat your noze? I tought dat wuz
your penis since your nutz arr so damn high!"
CD's Out Today In Stores
Black Keys- The Big Come Up
Bo Bice-3
Broken Social Scene-Broken Social Scene
Danko Jones-Below the belt
Debi Nova-Luna Nueva
Bo Bice-3
Broken Social Scene-Broken Social Scene
Danko Jones-Below the belt
Debi Nova-Luna Nueva
DVD's Out Today
Invictus-Morgan Freeman, Matt Damon
Valentine's Day-Ashton Kutcher, Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Julia Roberts
Extraordinary Measures-Brendan Fraser Harrison Ford
Messenger-Woody Harrelson
Spy Next Door-Jackie Chan
Valentine's Day-Ashton Kutcher, Taylor Swift, Taylor Lautner, Julia Roberts
Extraordinary Measures-Brendan Fraser Harrison Ford
Messenger-Woody Harrelson
Spy Next Door-Jackie Chan
Monday, May 17, 2010
Joke Of The Day
The Top 17 TV Shows Sponsored By Hard Liquor
17. JAGermeister
16. Everybody Loves Rehab
15. N.Y.P.D. B.Y.O.B.
14. Absolut Fabulous
13. Touched By A Hangover
12. Boston Public Lewdness
11. Little "On The House" On The Prairie
10. The Bacardi Bunch
9. Whose Lime Is It Anyway?
8. S*M*A*S*H*E*D
7. Who Wants To Be A Designated Driver
6. Suddenly Boozin
5. Raymond I Love You Man
4. That 80-Proof Show
3. Johnnie Walker,Scottish Ranger
2. Swillin' Grace
1. Malcolm In A Puddle
17. JAGermeister
16. Everybody Loves Rehab
15. N.Y.P.D. B.Y.O.B.
14. Absolut Fabulous
13. Touched By A Hangover
12. Boston Public Lewdness
11. Little "On The House" On The Prairie
10. The Bacardi Bunch
9. Whose Lime Is It Anyway?
8. S*M*A*S*H*E*D
7. Who Wants To Be A Designated Driver
6. Suddenly Boozin
5. Raymond I Love You Man
4. That 80-Proof Show
3. Johnnie Walker,Scottish Ranger
2. Swillin' Grace
1. Malcolm In A Puddle
Corruptor's Top New Music Singles To Be Listening For
1. Delorean-Stay Close
2. Evans Blue-Erase My Scars
3. Korn-Oildale
4. MIA-Born Free
5. Bo Bice-You Take Yourself With You
6. John Rich-Lend A Hand
7. Ty Herndon-Journey On
8. Daughtry-September
9. Katy Perry-California Gurls
10. Lifehouse-All In
11. One Republic-Secrets
12. Uncle Kracker-Good To Be Me
13. Train-If It's Love
14. Adam Lambert-If I Had You
15. Beyonce-Why Don't You Love Me
16. Taio Cruz-Dynamite
17. DJ Felli Fel-I Wanna Get Drunk
18. Young Dru-Superbad
19. Vampire Weekend-Giving Up The Gun
20. Tom Petty-I Should Have Known It
2. Evans Blue-Erase My Scars
3. Korn-Oildale
4. MIA-Born Free
5. Bo Bice-You Take Yourself With You
6. John Rich-Lend A Hand
7. Ty Herndon-Journey On
8. Daughtry-September
9. Katy Perry-California Gurls
10. Lifehouse-All In
11. One Republic-Secrets
12. Uncle Kracker-Good To Be Me
13. Train-If It's Love
14. Adam Lambert-If I Had You
15. Beyonce-Why Don't You Love Me
16. Taio Cruz-Dynamite
17. DJ Felli Fel-I Wanna Get Drunk
18. Young Dru-Superbad
19. Vampire Weekend-Giving Up The Gun
20. Tom Petty-I Should Have Known It
Def Leppard-Now
Should we be posting a Def Leppard video with Vivian Campbell on guitar on the day after Ronnie James Dio died? Dio in a 2007 interview blasted the former Whitesnake current Def Leppard guitarist for leaving his band years ago. Dio went as far as making fun of Def Leppard who has had more hits than Dio.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and A Chief Petty Officer were out riding in a bus coming home from scout summer camp when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of heaven where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.
"Gentlemen" said the devil "due to the fact that Heaven is now over crowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you are worthy enough to go to Heaven, if not, then you'll come with me to Hell"
The philosopher then stepped up "Okay give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates's teachings With a snap of his finger a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.
The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. Then go to Hell! With another snap of the Devil's finger, the philospher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked "Give me the most complicated crypto formula you can think of that could never be deciphered!" With the snap of his finger another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.
The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed the code was unbreakable. Then go to Hell! with another snap of the Devil's finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
The Chief Petty Officer then stepped forward and said "Bring Me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair "Drill 7 holes on the seat"
The Devil did just that. The Chief then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up he asked "Which hold did my fart come out of?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said "the third hole from the right."
"Wrong" said the chief "it came out of my asshole."
And the Chief went to heaven
"Gentlemen" said the devil "due to the fact that Heaven is now over crowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you are worthy enough to go to Heaven, if not, then you'll come with me to Hell"
The philosopher then stepped up "Okay give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates's teachings With a snap of his finger a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.
The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. Then go to Hell! With another snap of the Devil's finger, the philospher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked "Give me the most complicated crypto formula you can think of that could never be deciphered!" With the snap of his finger another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.
The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed the code was unbreakable. Then go to Hell! with another snap of the Devil's finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
The Chief Petty Officer then stepped forward and said "Bring Me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair "Drill 7 holes on the seat"
The Devil did just that. The Chief then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up he asked "Which hold did my fart come out of?"
The Devil inspected the seat and said "the third hole from the right."
"Wrong" said the chief "it came out of my asshole."
And the Chief went to heaven
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