Alternation X

Seether-Tonight

2011-11-04T21:38:00.000-07:00

Cinderella-Don't Know What You've Got (Unplugged and Picture Version)

2011-11-04T21:32:00.000-07:00

Zac Brown Band-Colder Weather

2011-11-04T21:22:00.001-07:00

My Darkest Days-Porn Star Dancing (Acoustic Version)

2011-11-04T21:14:00.000-07:00

Hanna McEuen-Lowlands

2011-11-04T21:08:00.000-07:00

Chris Brown-Forever

2011-11-02T12:55:00.000-07:00

Michael T. Rexon-bad it on

2011-11-02T12:41:00.000-07:00

Rihanna ft Justin Timberlake-Rehab

2011-11-02T12:36:00.001-07:00

Dream Theater-On The Backs Of Angels

2011-11-02T12:24:00.001-07:00

Theory Of A Deadman-Bitch Came Back

2011-11-02T12:20:00.000-07:00

Kids Magic Trick Gone Wrong

2011-09-18T16:38:00.001-07:00

Shakira Ft. Kid Cudi Vs Jermih Vs Christina Aguilera-Dirty Birthday Sex Again

2011-09-18T16:27:00.000-07:00

Within Temptation-Sinead

2011-09-18T16:09:00.000-07:00

Pistol Annies-Hell On Heels

2011-09-18T16:06:00.001-07:00

Avenged Sevenfold-Buried Alive (Lyric Version)

2011-09-18T15:46:00.001-07:00

Jessie And The Toy Boys-Push It

2011-09-18T15:40:00.000-07:00

Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Swinger Party Calendar

2011-09-12T20:26:00.000-07:00

Greetings! Welcome to another Insane Asylum Of Hysteria. We added another party to the calendar (impromptu I know but hopefully we'll have a good turnout) We have 14 couples signed up for the Couples Bowling Meet and Greet on the 24th. Course we all know how that goes with all last minute cancellations and stuff but right now I'm confident we'll have at least 7 couples coming but we have a couple more full weeks before that party hit.

******THE PARTIES******
TENNESSEE/FLORIDA FOOTBALL PARTY-SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 17th-2:00-Whenever-Columbia TN
Was planning on going to a swingers birthday party but unfortunately the host canceled out and as a result I was looking for something to fill in and then it kinda hit me like a lightning bolt. Tennessee Florida is Saturday and it's been proven there's a lot of freaky people that love football. We've had some pretty good football themed parties before , so we thought we'd do this. Saturday afternoon the game starts at 2:30. For those that want to hang out with us and watch the game let's do it. For those of you that want to come after the game and get involved in some xxx-rated action, let's do it. Email j.jones 7763@yahoo.com. We'll get all the party details together and posted throughout the week.

COUPLES MEET AND GREET SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 24th-8:00-Nashville TN
The story behind the song so to speak is for couples to get together and go bowling in Nashville. There's a little twist for those wanting to participate (not required but it'll add more spice to the game) Men participate in one lane and women in the other. The one with the highest score will get to pair off with the one in the other lane with the lowest score and let the groping begin. Must be sneaky though as this is a public place (We will try to get bowling lanes away from other people and no open nudity at all)
Then after a few games of bowling, for those interested we'll have an after party where we will open the party up to others. The afterparty will take place at a very nice motel in Nashville where we've had successful parties before. Email j.jones7763@yahoo.com for the information.

UPPER CUMBERLAND MOTEL PARTY SATURDAY OCTOBER 1st-8:00-Cookeville TN
We start the Halloween Month off with another classic Upper Cumberland Motel Party In Cookeville.
Couples, Single Males, and Single Females are invited. Jen and Kellie will have games for those that want to participate. We'll have new party music for those that like to dance. BYOB and bring a snack to share with the rest of the swingers. Email j.jones7763@yahoo.com for more information.

HALLOWIKKED SATURDAY OCTOBER 22nd-Nashville TN 8:00
The AlternationX Team is working on making this one of the area's best Halloween parties. We'll have a Costume Contest a Candy Body Search and a lot more. Every swinger in the group is welcome to attend
email j.jones7763@yahoo.com for the info.

******THE JOKES******
12 Times In History When The "F" Word Has Been Acceptable For Use (used to be 11)

1. "What the fuck do you mean we are sinking?"-Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic 1912
2. "What the fuck was that?"-Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
3. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?"-Custer, 1877
4. "Any fucking idiot could understand that"-Einstein, 1938
5. "It does so fucking look like her"-Picasso, 1926
6. "How the fuck did you work that out?"-Pythagoras 126BC
7. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling"-Michelangelo, 1566
8. "Where the fuck are we?"-Amelia Earhart, 1937
9. "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!"-Noah, 4314BC
10."Awe c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?"-Bill Clinton 1998
11. "Geez. I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad"-Saddam Hussein 2002
And the new winner is!
12. "I need a Navy SEAL in my house like I need a fucking hole in my head"-Osama Bin Laden 2011

A popular bar in Bahrain had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient.
A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him "What's your IQ?" The man replied "140". So the robot proceeded to make conversation about string theory and the latest cancer research.
Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him "what's your IQ?" The man replied "120"
So the robot started talking about the controversies surrounding creationism and the abortion argument
A third guy came into the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him "what's your IQ?" The man responded "65". The robot then said "so how are things in Saudi Arabia these days?"

Short Jokes That Will Qualify Me For Infidel of The Year
Why do most Muslim rapes go unreported?
Goats can't testify
Why are there only two pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
There's only two handles on a garbage can
How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.
What should I do about the Muslim hanging out in my back yard?
Cut him down from the tree
What's the definition of a virgin in Islam?
Any female under the age of nine or any goat that can run faster than a Muslim

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amish man shouts "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen" which means "Don't drink the water the cows have crapped in it"
The man shouts back "I'm a Muslim. I don't understand. Please speak in English"
The amish man says "Use two hands, you'll get more"

How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
25
3 to puzzle over the technology of a lightbulb while wiggling their ass in the air 5 times a day. 3 to think more about it while wiggling their ass in the air 5 times a day. 3 to think really really hard about how a light bulb works while wiggling their ass in the air 5 times a day, then 3 Muslims to decide that light bulbs are an evil infidel technology, four Muslims to destroy the light bulb, 2 to kill the people who sold the light bulb, 3 to kill everyone at the light bulb factory, and three Muslims to blow themselves up when the ambulances come to tend the wounded. Finally the 25th Muslim has to jump up and down screaming about how Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance.

******THE EXTRAS*******
CDs Out Tuesday
Alice Cooper-Welcome 2 My Nightmare
Anthrax-Worship Music
Arctic Monkeys-The Hellcat Spangled Shalala
Big Harp-White Hat
Gilbert Brantley-Halfway To Heaven
Bush-Sea Of Memories
Dead By Wednesday-The Last Parade
Devil Wears Prada-Dead Throne
Dream Theater-A Dramatic Turn Of Events
Edguy-Age Of The Joker
Eve To Adam-Banquet For A Starving Dog
Girls- Father Son Holy Ghost
George Strait-Icon
Lady Antebellum-Own The Night
Lydia Loveless-Indestructible Machine
Nick Lowe- The Old Magic
Outlawz-Perfect Timing
Pajama Club-Pajama Club
Reckless Kelly-Good Luck and True Love
Dirt Drifters-This Is My Blood

DVD's In Stores Tuesday
Thor-Chris Hernsworth
Never Back Down 2:The Beatdown
Hesher-Joseph Gordon Levitt
Love Wedding Marriage-Mandy Moore
Gundown-Peter Coyote
American Breakdown-Steve Carell, Paul Walker
Silent House
Sweatshop
Dog Who Saved Halloween-Dean Cain
Born Of Earth-Daniel Baldwin
True Legend-Michelle Yeoh
Meek's Cutoff-Michelle Williams
Son Of Morning-Heather Graham
Should've Put A Ring On It-Robin Givens
The Best and Brightest-Neil Patrick Harris
D4
Just Peck-Adam Arkin
Death Of A Virgin
Stained-Tinsel Korey

Movies In Theaters Friday
Drive-Carey Mulligan, Ryan Gosling, Ron Perlman
I Don't Know How She Does It-Pierce Brosnan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Greg Kinnear, Kelsey Grammar
Straw Dogs-James Marsden and Kate Bosworth

******The Miscellaneous******
New Music Videos On The Blogspot. New Def Leppard, Skylar Grey, Mashups from Kiss and Missy Elliott, 9-11 Tribute and more check it out http://alternationx.blogspot.com

Corruptor's Top Five New Songs To Be Listening For
1. Timbaland-Pass At Me
2. Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds-If I Had A Gun
3. Boyz II Men-More Than You'll Ever Know
4. Jennifer Lopez-Papi
5. Zac Brown Band-Keep In Mind

C.U.N.T. Of The Week (Corruptor's Unusual News Today)
A man clad in a full figured Gumby costume has made a botched attempt to rob a 7-11 store in California.
The costumed man announced he was robbing the store last week, but the clerk thought it was a gun.
After Gumby got upset he told the clerk he was getting his gun but then he could not fit his hand in his pocket to get his gun, thus having to flee the scene. Police are treating this as an attempted robbery and not a prank.

Top Status Messages You Might Have Missed During The Week
1. How could this guy dressed up as the statue of liberty NOT be a trustworthy source on where to get my taxes done?
2. The 9/11 re-enactment I did for my kids was apparently "upsetting"
3. My life coach benched me
4. I hate hypocrisy. Women have period panties but I put on my Don't feel like wiping today boxers and it's a big deal.
5. Forget all these bumper stickers about honor roll students. I want one that says My kids in high school and I'm not a grandpa!

Don't forget about our parties, we are almost ready to get the information going about a regular chat night
These parties are going to be fun. Don't miss out.

Party Hard
Alternation X Team

AlternationX Funny Video Clip Of The Week

2011-09-11T10:31:00.001-07:00

9/11 10th Anniversary Music Video

2011-09-11T10:23:00.000-07:00

Kiss Vs Missy Elliott

2011-09-11T10:09:00.001-07:00

Skylar Grey-Invisible

2011-09-11T10:04:00.001-07:00

Rihanna-Rehab ft. Justin Timberlake

2011-09-11T10:01:00.001-07:00

Def Leppard-Its All About Believin

2011-09-11T09:48:00.001-07:00

AlternationX Funny Video Clip Of The Week

2011-09-04T09:13:00.000-07:00

Dan Mei-Burn! Divide! S&M! Amanranth!

2011-09-04T09:03:00.000-07:00

Pure Horny (Mashup)

2011-09-04T08:55:00.001-07:00

Snoop Dogg-Wet (David Guetta vs DJ Muka Video Mix)

2011-09-04T08:43:00.000-07:00

Snoop Dogg - Wet (David Guetta vs DJ Muka Video Mix) from DJ Muka on Vimeo.

Badmouth-Blue Ribbon Days

2011-09-04T08:35:00.001-07:00

House Of Lords-Someday When

2011-09-04T08:32:00.000-07:00

Vixen-Love Is A Killer

2011-06-27T11:11:00.000-07:00

Guy-D-O-G Me Out

2011-06-27T11:02:00.000-07:00

Lady Gaga/Taylor Swift Mash-Alejandro's Song

2011-06-20T14:04:00.000-07:00

Theory Of A Deadman-Lowlife

2011-06-20T13:58:00.000-07:00

2011-05-28T17:46:00.000-07:00

Blackstone Cherry-White Trash Millionaire

2011-05-28T13:22:00.000-07:00

Stone Sour-Hesitate

2011-05-26T18:21:00.000-07:00

Lazyboy-Underwear Goes Inside The Pants

2011-05-26T17:56:00.001-07:00

Black Veil Brides-Fallen Angels

2011-05-26T17:51:00.001-07:00

Hinder-What Ya Gonna Do

2011-05-26T17:47:00.000-07:00

Whitest Kids U Know-Jizzle

2011-05-26T17:42:00.001-07:00

Imogen Heap-Hide And Seek

2011-05-10T09:37:00.002-07:00

All American Rejects-Move Along

2011-05-10T09:37:00.001-07:00

Def Leppard/Taylor Swift-Hysteria

2011-05-09T13:46:00.000-07:00

My Darkest Days-Move Your Body

2011-04-13T13:11:00.000-07:00

Eric Sage-Birthday Party Song

2011-04-13T13:09:00.000-07:00

Def Leppard-Undefeated (Audio Only)

2011-04-13T10:28:00.000-07:00

Negative-Won't Let Go

2011-04-13T09:50:00.000-07:00

Bonfire-Hard On Me

2011-04-06T17:54:00.001-07:00

Cee Lo Green-Fuck You

2011-04-04T22:22:00.000-07:00

Vains Of Jenna-Fuck You

2011-04-04T22:18:00.001-07:00

AlternationX Funny Video

2011-04-04T22:01:00.000-07:00

Dokken-Alone Again

2011-03-20T20:10:00.000-07:00

Within Temptation-Faster

2011-03-14T08:56:00.000-07:00

Bad City-Take Me For A Ride

2011-03-13T16:07:00.000-07:00

Whitesnake-Love Will Set You Free

2011-03-13T16:05:00.000-07:00

Bon Jovi-No Apologies

2011-03-13T15:53:00.000-07:00

AlternationX Funny Video

2011-03-13T15:40:00.000-07:00

Two Door Cinema Club- What You Know

2011-03-13T15:37:00.000-07:00

Sixx AM-Lies Of The Beautiful People

2011-02-23T16:45:00.000-08:00

Underwhelmed-Freak Like Me

2011-02-23T16:44:00.001-08:00

Finger Eleven-Whatever Doesn't Kill Me

2011-02-23T16:40:00.002-08:00

Pink-Fuckin Perfect

2011-02-23T16:40:00.001-08:00

Wildside-How Many Lies

2011-02-23T16:36:00.000-08:00

Whitest Kids U Know-Lawnmower Dad

2011-02-23T16:35:00.001-08:00

Fastway-Say What You Will

2011-02-15T21:47:00.001-08:00

Junkyard-Hollywood

2011-02-15T21:45:00.001-08:00

Dude Rams Through Elevator

2011-02-03T20:20:00.001-08:00

Pushking It'll Be OK

2011-02-03T20:08:00.000-08:00

Runner Runner-Hey Alli

2011-02-02T20:53:00.001-08:00

Nelson-You're All I Need Tonight

2011-02-02T20:46:00.001-08:00

Mr. Big-Undertow

2011-02-02T20:44:00.001-08:00

Joe Elliott's Down N'Outz-Overnight Angels

2011-01-31T21:30:00.000-08:00

Apocalyptica feat Doug Robb-Not Strong Enough

2011-01-30T13:10:00.000-08:00

Bonfire-You Make Me Feel

2011-01-30T13:04:00.000-08:00

Madlife- Be Tomorrow

2011-01-30T12:59:00.001-08:00

Whitest Kids U'Know-Bad Dominatrix

2011-01-15T18:38:00.001-08:00

Kinky Fucky Time BDSM

2011-01-15T18:33:00.000-08:00

Enrique Iglesias & Pitbull vs Zoe Badwi I Like It Freefallin

2011-01-15T17:55:00.000-08:00

DJ Gaston Watching Boom

2011-01-15T17:47:00.001-08:00

DJ Gaston - Watching Boom (Extended Video Mix) HD from BorisB High Def on Vimeo.

Kopek-Love Is Dead

2010-12-26T20:13:00.000-08:00

Whitest Kids U'Know-Grapist

2010-11-18T22:22:00.001-08:00

Rappy-Decadance

2010-11-18T21:21:00.000-08:00

Fabulous Beatmasters-Invasion Over Berlin

2010-11-18T20:51:00.000-08:00

Funny Video Of The Day

2010-11-17T15:44:00.000-08:00

Slash-Dangerous Beautiful

2010-11-17T15:26:00.000-08:00

Hinder All American Nightmare

2010-11-17T15:23:00.001-08:00

Reckless Love-Romance

2010-11-17T15:11:00.000-08:00

Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Corruptor's Calendar Of Swinger Parties

2010-10-03T15:43:00.000-07:00

Greetings! Welcome to another week of Insanity highlighted by the Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Calendar of Swinger Parties. CorruptedLily is helping me keep things organized and actually she is piecing some of this together.
I've been hit by the Facebook police again. They have disabled my Ian Wild account cause someone filed a complaint. This means the Alternation X Facebook group is locked up.
I'm not for sure if they'll unlock it. I'll find out Monday. In the meantime we're going to put together all new social sites and update the stuff that we have on the swinger websites that we are currently on as well as sign up for new ones too. Either myself or lily will keep you posted in the Alternation X Group when updates are made to whatever site we made them to.

****CORRUPTOR'S CALENDAR OF SWINGER PARTIES****

****FUCKFESTIVAL****
Saturday Night October 9th 8:00
What way to start off the fresh fall season of parties than with the annual Fuckfestival 2010. Saturday night October 9th, Nashville TN. We'll have themed rooms for gangbangs, couples playroom and more. We'll even have a good sized room designed to socialize and we'll have dance music in a social like setting. All that and a whole lot more. Saturday night October 9th Nashville TN starting at 8:00. Couples, Single Ladies and Single Males are all invited to attend this special party.

****ALTERNATION X HALLOWEEN PARTY****
Saturday October 23rd 8:00-TBD
I know you can't wait for Halloween. Kids dressing up like Batman, Buzz Lightyear, Cinderella, Lindsay Lohan (okay I guess we could skip seeing our kids dress up as the rehab princess.) They go out and pillage the neighborhoods collecting candy, fruit and Jagermeister (oh that's right we skipped the whole Lindsay Lovelace Lohan costume bit) but we know you adults want to have your Halloween fun too, so instead of doing your trick or treating partying at a dead club we'd like to invite you to join us for AlternationX's Halloween Party Saturday night October 23rd 8:00. Now at press time we are still working on a location but whereever it is you'll have a Corruptor's Five Star Guarantee that it will be the biggest party of the year. You'll have your opportunity to get your candy bag filled as Margaret will be on hand with her toys, lotions and lubes to sample out and give people the opportunity to order toys and other adult novelties if they so desire. We'll also give away some xxx porn movies and prizes for the best costume male and best costume female.
So leave the graveyard of dull parties and come party with the true freaks and nymphs this Halloween Saturday night October 23rd 8:00. Party so hot, guaranteed we'll wake the dead. For the info email me corruptor2010 at yahoo.com

****VOLUNTEER SWINGERS HEDONISTIC HALLOWEEN****
Saturday October 30th 8:00 p.m.-Chattanooga
We're going to open up the cemetery gates and drive out the dead parties in Chattanooga TN as Volunteer Swingers presents their very first Halloween party in the Scenic City Of The South. We're looking at establishing a great party circle and we'll hold nothing back in our debut. We're inviting all you freaks and nymphs no matter if you are in East Brainerd, Hooterville, Soddy Daisy, Cleveland, or in Nooga itself to come party with us. We'll have several theme rooms available for you to check out. Theme rooms include, gangbang room, couples and single ladies room, socializing room complete with small food area and porn star dancing music to keep your body bumping all night long. and oh just to let you know we don't have anywhere we have to be on the Sunday afterwards so we'll keep the action going as long as the crowd allows (no cutoff time!)
Come out and show your support as Volunteer Swingers strives to get a great party crowd going and provide monthly parties. All you need to do is join the group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/VolunteerSwingers. So help us nail the lid on the coffin of non-existent swinger lifestyle parties and come party with the freaks and the nymphs Saturday night 8:00. Couples, single males and single ladies are welcome to attend. Join the group and watch for the information. It ain't Halloween if it ain't Hedonistic!

****TOY AND BIRTHDAY PARTY****
Saturday November 6th Murfreesboro TN 8:00
What kind of toy party can you attend where the party goers get wild without the toys afterwards? Well it's like our friend ladybugkiss68 said Saturday night November 6th after the toy party what happens after the toy party (maybe even during the toy party) happens. It's ladybugkiss68's birthday and she's inviting all couples and single ladies to come help her celebrate. BYOB, bring your own condoms. Murfreesboro TN. Email her at ladybugkiss68 at yahoo.com to let her know you'd like to come The toy party will be conducted by Margaret. The action after the toy party will be conducted by you.

****TURKEY DAY PARTY*****
Saturday November 20th Cookeville TN 8:00 p.m.
Saturday November 20th Cookeville Motel Party 8:00 p.m.
With Thanksgiving being the following weekend, we at AlternationX wish to celebrate Turkey Day. Now we know there's one AlternationX'r that will be celebrating her divorce from the combination turkey jackass that she was hitched too and if there's anyone else that would like to celebrate their divorce or whatever you are more than welcome to. The party will be conducted like the last Cookeville party in September. Theme rooms for gangbanging, couples/single females and a socializing room. Get at me at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com if you'd like to go and we'll get you the info.

Other parties in the works include the Alternation XXXmas party December 18th and we'll bang in the New Year's Friday night New Years Eve Party December 31st.

******THE JOKES******
Bad: you can't find your vibrator.
Worse: your daughter "borrowed" it.
Bad: you find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: you're in it.
Bad: your children are sexually active.
Worse: with each other.
Bad: your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: he looks better than you.
Good: your son developed an interest in religion.
Bad: he's involved in satanism.
Worse: as a scrifice.
Bad: your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: she's a lawyer.
Bad: your wife's leaving you.
Worse: for another woman.
Bad: your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: she implicates you.
Good: hot outdoor sex.
Bad: you're arrested.
Worse: by you're husband.
Good: the secreatary said "yes".
Bad: your wife says "no".
Worse: the secreatary gets pregnant.
Good: teacher likes your son.
Bad: sexually.
Worse: he's gay.
Good: you come home for a quickie.
Bad: your wife walks in.
Good: you get a three-day weekend.
Bad: you get the flu on friday.
Good: you go to see a strip show.
Bad: your daughter's the stripper.
Good: your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: so he'll fit in your clothes.
Worse: he looks better than you do in them.
Good: your car convenienty "runs out of gas".
Bad: for real.
Worse: It's 25 miles to the nearest gas station.
Good: your child's "waiting for mr. right".
Bad: your son that is.
Worse: he finds mr. right.
Good: your daughter's on the pill.
Bad: she's ten.
Good: your neighbour exercises in the nude.
Bad: she weighs 350 pounds.
Good: your son is doing extra credit work.
Bad: making a sex ed video.
Worse: he's the star of it.
Good: your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.
Worse: you get arrested for passing one of the bills.
Good: your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: your daughter's the star.
Good: your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: you live downtown.
Good: your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: she's coming home.
Good: your wife's kinky.
Bad: with the neighbours.
Worse: all of them.

These two guys had both just got divorced and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were bestfriends and they decided to move up to alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "give us enough supplies to last two men for one year".
The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
The guy's asked " what's the board for?"
The trader said, " well where you're going there are no women and you might need this".
They said, " no way! We've sworn off women for life! women are nothing but trouble".
The trader said, "well take the boards with you, and if you don't use them i'll refund your money next year".
"okay", they said and left.
The following year this guy came into the trader's store and said "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year".
The trader said "weren't you in here last year with a partner"?
"Yeah" said the guy.
"I shot him." said the guy.
"Why"?
"I caught him in bed with my board!"

Jokes From The Phone
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: Line dancing at the nursing home.

Q: Where do one legged people work?
A: IHOP!!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Cabbage Patch doll with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: A short ugly chick with a yeast infection.

Q:Why does Paris Hiliton have a big bellybutton?
A: From dating Forrest Gump.

Q: What is the definition of a fierce competitor?
A: A guy that comes in 1st and 3rd in a jack - off contest.

A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting.
The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.
The city boy about headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it.
Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer. "It had saggy tits, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy.
"Oh shit!" said the farmer. "You've shot the wife!"

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister.
The minister asked the janitor, "could you go in the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 hail mary's and i'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do.
So in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son what does the minister give for oral sex?"
In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."

****THE EXTRAS****
CD's Out In Stores Tuesday
1. 36 Crazyfists-Collisions and Castaways
2. David Archuleta-The Other Side Of Town
3. Bruno Mars-Doo Wops and Hooligans
4. Disturbed-Asylum
5. Finger Eleven-Life Turns Electric
6.Fistful Of Mercy-As I Call You Down
7. Goodbye Thrill-Outrageous
8. Guster-Easy Wonderful
9. Joey & Rory-Album Number Two
10. Ozzy Osborne-Scream
11. Oak Ridge Boys-An Inconvenient Christmas
12. Raul Malo-Sinners and Saints
13. Soundgarden-Telephantasm
14. Toby Keith-Bullets On The Gun
15. KT Tunstall-Tigersuit

DVD's You Can Get Your Hands On Tuesday
1. Nightmare on Elm Street-Jackie Earle Haley and Rooney Mara
2. Karate Kid-Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan
3. Splice-Adrien Brody and Sarah Polley
4. Human Centipede-Ashley C Williams
5. Agoru-Rachel Weisz
6. All American Orgy-Laura Silverman and Adam Busch
7. Holy Rollers-Jesse Eisenberg and Justin Bartha
8. Oxford Murders-Elijah Wood and John Hurt

Movies In Theaters Friday
1. I Spit On Your Grave-Chad Lindberg Daniel Franzese
2. My Soul To Take-Max Thieriot and John Magaro
3. Life As We Know It-Ian Deitchman and Kristin Robinson
4. Secretariat-Diane Lane and John Malkovich and Dylan Walsh

******THE GROUPS*****
Where all the daily posting happens
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationX

Nation Party Information, X Rated Pics, Stories and More
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Alternation_Xperience

Clarksville/Ft. Campbell/Kentucky area swingers
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationX-Clarksville

More jokes, funny pics, funny vid clips, X-rated pics, music videos and more. Updated at least once or twice a week
http://alternationx.blogspot.com

*******THE MISCELLANEOUS*******
Corruptor's Top Five Songs To Be Listening For On The Radio
1. Disturbed-The Animal
2. Ciara-Speechless
3. Maroon 5-Give A Little More
4. Gin Blossoms-Miss Disarray
5. Train-Marry Me

C..orruptor's U..nusual N..ews T..oday
Lancaster County District Judge Isaac Stoltzfus, has been charged with disorderly conduct (hey join the crowd) for hiding condoms inside acorns and handing them out to women in the State Capitol complex. Some of the women were offended when they opened up the acorns to reveal the contents inside.

Alternation X Video Clip of the Week-How not to deliver on a scooter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g41zIuI5imQ

Status Messages You May Have Missed This Week
What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother in law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Just masturbated over my ex-girlfriend. I had an extra key and she's a light sleeper.

Spitting beer on someone is not a pick up line....yet

I thought I was being challenged to a staring contest but I realized the kid has a lazy eye and now we can't come to this restaurant again

If you tried choking Oprah, would she turn the color purple?

Expecting a really good crowd for Fuckfestival this Saturday in Nashville. Come party with us email us for the details and we will see you Saturday

Party Hard
Corruptor and CorruptedLily

Alternation X Joke Of The Day

2010-08-23T19:42:00.000-07:00

Wayne was on his deathbed. His wife Misty was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.
"My darling Misty" she whispered.
"Hush my love" he said "Rest Shhh Don't talk."
He was insistent "Misty" he said in his tired voice "I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess" replied the weeping Misty "Everything's alright go to sleep"
"No, no I must die in peace, Misty, I slept with your mother, your best friend and her mother"
"I know darling" Misty replied "That's why I poisoned you"

My Darkest Days ft Ludacris/Chad Kroeger-Porn Star Dancing

2010-08-23T19:41:00.000-07:00

Buckcherry-All Night Long

2010-08-23T19:36:00.001-07:00

Airbourne-Blonde Bad and Beautiful

2010-08-23T19:22:00.000-07:00

Blonde, Bad And Beautiful

Airbourne | MySpace Music Videos

Jaron and The Long Road To Love-Pray For You

2010-08-23T17:42:00.001-07:00

Rihanna/Eminem-Love The Way You Lie

2010-08-23T17:30:00.000-07:00

Alternation X Funny Video Of The Day

2010-08-23T17:23:00.001-07:00

Alternation X Toon Of The Day

2010-08-23T16:43:00.000-07:00

AlternationX Funny Pic of The Day

2010-08-23T16:41:00.000-07:00

Alternation X Babe Of The Day

2010-08-23T16:22:00.001-07:00

Alternation X Rated Pic Of The Day

2010-08-23T15:57:00.000-07:00

Whitest Kids U Know-We Live In Garbage

2010-08-15T22:26:00.000-07:00