The DJ's play a game
where they award winners great prizes. The game is
called "Mate
Match". The DJ's call someone at work and ask if they are
married or
seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
"yes", he or
she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is
also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with
phone number) for
Verification.
If their partner answers those same three questions
correctly, they both
win the prize. One particular game, however,
several months ago made
the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with
laughter and is
possibly the funniest thing I have heard yet. Anyway,
here's how it all
went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM.
Have you heard of Mate Match?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I
have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know were giving away a trip to
Orlando, Florida
if you win. What is your name? First only please.
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or
what?
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean
that you're married or you're what?"
Brian: (laughing
nervously "Yes I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is
your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sarah"
DJ: "Is Sarah at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She's gonna
kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay,
first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She
is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here Brian! "
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta
boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ:
"Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have
said
that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, a trip
would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex
at 8 o'clock this
morning?"
Brian: Laughing Hard " I ummm, I,
well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying
with us
for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh Huh..."
Brian:"...and the Mother In Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen
table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than
the previous hundred
times I have done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian
on hold, get his
wife's work number and call her up. You listen to
this."
Three Minutes of Commercials Follow
DJ: "OK
audience, let's call Sarah, shall we? "
(touch tones...ringing..)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there
somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah,
this is Edgar from WBAM, we are live on the air and I have
Been speaking with
Brian for a couple hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of
hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian
knows not to
give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooo do you know
the rules of
'Mate Match'?"
Sarah: "No"
DJ:
"Good"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing)
"Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing)
"Just answer the questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest."
DJ:
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
your
answers match Brian's answers, then both of you are off to Orlando,
Florida
for 5 days on us. Disney World, Sea World, Tickets to the Magics
game. The
whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright, when did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian...uh, this morning before Brian went to
work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah:
"12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's good enough. I am sure she is
trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question,
Sarah. You
are one last question away from a trip to Florida. Are you
ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so
much, Sara?"
Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: "Come on Sarah.....where did
you have it?"
Sarah: "In the ass...."
After a long pause, the DJ
said, "Folks, we need to take a station
break."
