Greetings! Welcome to another Insane Asylum Of Hysteria. We added another party to the calendar (impromptu I know but hopefully we'll have a good turnout) We have 14 couples signed up for the Couples Bowling Meet and Greet on the 24th. Course we all know how that goes with all last minute cancellations and stuff but right now I'm confident we'll have at least 7 couples coming but we have a couple more full weeks before that party hit.
******THE PARTIES******
TENNESSEE/FLORIDA FOOTBALL PARTY-SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 17th-2:00-Whenever-Columbia TN
Was planning on going to a swingers birthday party but unfortunately the host canceled out and as a result I was looking for something to fill in and then it kinda hit me like a lightning bolt. Tennessee Florida is Saturday and it's been proven there's a lot of freaky people that love football. We've had some pretty good football themed parties before , so we thought we'd do this. Saturday afternoon the game starts at 2:30. For those that want to hang out with us and watch the game let's do it. For those of you that want to come after the game and get involved in some xxx-rated action, let's do it. Email j.jones 7763@yahoo.com. We'll get all the party details together and posted throughout the week.
COUPLES MEET AND GREET SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 24th-8:00-Nashville TN
The story behind the song so to speak is for couples to get together and go bowling in Nashville. There's a little twist for those wanting to participate (not required but it'll add more spice to the game) Men participate in one lane and women in the other. The one with the highest score will get to pair off with the one in the other lane with the lowest score and let the groping begin. Must be sneaky though as this is a public place (We will try to get bowling lanes away from other people and no open nudity at all)
Then after a few games of bowling, for those interested we'll have an after party where we will open the party up to others. The afterparty will take place at a very nice motel in Nashville where we've had successful parties before. Email j.jones7763@yahoo.com for the information.
UPPER CUMBERLAND MOTEL PARTY SATURDAY OCTOBER 1st-8:00-Cookeville TN
We start the Halloween Month off with another classic Upper Cumberland Motel Party In Cookeville.
Couples, Single Males, and Single Females are invited. Jen and Kellie will have games for those that want to participate. We'll have new party music for those that like to dance. BYOB and bring a snack to share with the rest of the swingers. Email j.jones7763@yahoo.com for more information.
HALLOWIKKED SATURDAY OCTOBER 22nd-Nashville TN 8:00
The AlternationX Team is working on making this one of the area's best Halloween parties. We'll have a Costume Contest a Candy Body Search and a lot more. Every swinger in the group is welcome to attend
email j.jones7763@yahoo.com for the info.
******THE JOKES******
12 Times In History When The "F" Word Has Been Acceptable For Use (used to be 11)
1. "What the fuck do you mean we are sinking?"-Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic 1912
2. "What the fuck was that?"-Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
3. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?"-Custer, 1877
4. "Any fucking idiot could understand that"-Einstein, 1938
5. "It does so fucking look like her"-Picasso, 1926
6. "How the fuck did you work that out?"-Pythagoras 126BC
7. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling"-Michelangelo, 1566
8. "Where the fuck are we?"-Amelia Earhart, 1937
9. "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!"-Noah, 4314BC
10."Awe c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?"-Bill Clinton 1998
11. "Geez. I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad"-Saddam Hussein 2002
And the new winner is!
12. "I need a Navy SEAL in my house like I need a fucking hole in my head"-Osama Bin Laden 2011
A popular bar in Bahrain had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient.
A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him "What's your IQ?" The man replied "140". So the robot proceeded to make conversation about string theory and the latest cancer research.
Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him "what's your IQ?" The man replied "120"
So the robot started talking about the controversies surrounding creationism and the abortion argument
A third guy came into the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him "what's your IQ?" The man responded "65". The robot then said "so how are things in Saudi Arabia these days?"
Short Jokes That Will Qualify Me For Infidel of The Year
Why do most Muslim rapes go unreported?
Goats can't testify
Why are there only two pallbearers at a Muslim funeral?
There's only two handles on a garbage can
How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.
What should I do about the Muslim hanging out in my back yard?
Cut him down from the tree
What's the definition of a virgin in Islam?
Any female under the age of nine or any goat that can run faster than a Muslim
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amish man shouts "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen" which means "Don't drink the water the cows have crapped in it"
The man shouts back "I'm a Muslim. I don't understand. Please speak in English"
The amish man says "Use two hands, you'll get more"
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
25
3 to puzzle over the technology of a lightbulb while wiggling their ass in the air 5 times a day. 3 to think more about it while wiggling their ass in the air 5 times a day. 3 to think really really hard about how a light bulb works while wiggling their ass in the air 5 times a day, then 3 Muslims to decide that light bulbs are an evil infidel technology, four Muslims to destroy the light bulb, 2 to kill the people who sold the light bulb, 3 to kill everyone at the light bulb factory, and three Muslims to blow themselves up when the ambulances come to tend the wounded. Finally the 25th Muslim has to jump up and down screaming about how Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance.
******THE EXTRAS*******
CDs Out Tuesday
Alice Cooper-Welcome 2 My Nightmare
Anthrax-Worship Music
Arctic Monkeys-The Hellcat Spangled Shalala
Big Harp-White Hat
Gilbert Brantley-Halfway To Heaven
Bush-Sea Of Memories
Dead By Wednesday-The Last Parade
Devil Wears Prada-Dead Throne
Dream Theater-A Dramatic Turn Of Events
Edguy-Age Of The Joker
Eve To Adam-Banquet For A Starving Dog
Girls- Father Son Holy Ghost
George Strait-Icon
Lady Antebellum-Own The Night
Lydia Loveless-Indestructible Machine
Nick Lowe- The Old Magic
Outlawz-Perfect Timing
Pajama Club-Pajama Club
Reckless Kelly-Good Luck and True Love
Dirt Drifters-This Is My Blood
DVD's In Stores Tuesday
Thor-Chris Hernsworth
Never Back Down 2:The Beatdown
Hesher-Joseph Gordon Levitt
Love Wedding Marriage-Mandy Moore
Gundown-Peter Coyote
American Breakdown-Steve Carell, Paul Walker
Silent House
Sweatshop
Dog Who Saved Halloween-Dean Cain
Born Of Earth-Daniel Baldwin
True Legend-Michelle Yeoh
Meek's Cutoff-Michelle Williams
Son Of Morning-Heather Graham
Should've Put A Ring On It-Robin Givens
The Best and Brightest-Neil Patrick Harris
D4
Just Peck-Adam Arkin
Death Of A Virgin
Stained-Tinsel Korey
Movies In Theaters Friday
Drive-Carey Mulligan, Ryan Gosling, Ron Perlman
I Don't Know How She Does It-Pierce Brosnan, Sarah Jessica Parker, Greg Kinnear, Kelsey Grammar
Straw Dogs-James Marsden and Kate Bosworth
******The Miscellaneous******
New Music Videos On The Blogspot. New Def Leppard, Skylar Grey, Mashups from Kiss and Missy Elliott, 9-11 Tribute and more check it out http://alternationx.blogspot.com
Corruptor's Top Five New Songs To Be Listening For
1. Timbaland-Pass At Me
2. Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds-If I Had A Gun
3. Boyz II Men-More Than You'll Ever Know
4. Jennifer Lopez-Papi
5. Zac Brown Band-Keep In Mind
C.U.N.T. Of The Week (Corruptor's Unusual News Today)
A man clad in a full figured Gumby costume has made a botched attempt to rob a 7-11 store in California.
The costumed man announced he was robbing the store last week, but the clerk thought it was a gun.
After Gumby got upset he told the clerk he was getting his gun but then he could not fit his hand in his pocket to get his gun, thus having to flee the scene. Police are treating this as an attempted robbery and not a prank.
Top Status Messages You Might Have Missed During The Week
1. How could this guy dressed up as the statue of liberty NOT be a trustworthy source on where to get my taxes done?
2. The 9/11 re-enactment I did for my kids was apparently "upsetting"
3. My life coach benched me
4. I hate hypocrisy. Women have period panties but I put on my Don't feel like wiping today boxers and it's a big deal.
5. Forget all these bumper stickers about honor roll students. I want one that says My kids in high school and I'm not a grandpa!
Don't forget about our parties, we are almost ready to get the information going about a regular chat night
These parties are going to be fun. Don't miss out.
Party Hard
Alternation X Team
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