Wayne was on his deathbed. His wife Misty was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.
"My darling Misty" she whispered.
"Hush my love" he said "Rest Shhh Don't talk."
He was insistent "Misty" he said in his tired voice "I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess" replied the weeping Misty "Everything's alright go to sleep"
"No, no I must die in peace, Misty, I slept with your mother, your best friend and her mother"
"I know darling" Misty replied "That's why I poisoned you"
Monday, August 23, 2010
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
Corruptor's Calendar Of Swinger Parties
Saturday August 7th Swingers Lifestyle Meet and Greet-Murfreesboro TN
We had a lot of fun at the last one just meeting and greeting people in the lifestyle. A great way for new single guys to come out and meet some of the people in the lifestyle. I want as many people as can make plans to be at this particular meet and greet. I'll be talking about some parties that are coming up in more detail at the meet and greet. If you are planning on coming and would like to be a part of an afterparty, I will set one up at a local motel in Murfreesboro as well. The bar where we are meeting at is a full scale bar with beer and liquor
Saturday August 14th-AlternationX Clarksville Meet and Greet-Clarksville TN
Because of some switching parties around last minute, we went ahead and canceled the motel party we were going to throw in Clarksville. This gave us more time to come up with a better game plan than just to invade a motel and throw a party and get thrown out.
So we figured a meet and greet would be a better idea to pull off....attract more people that way and then get a general concensus of who might be willing to let us rent a couple motel rooms for the night for an afterparty. So we're asking all couples, single ladies and gentlemen who would like to be a part of this to email me at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com and we'll pick a spot to eat and hang out for awhile and then after a couple hours for those that are interested head off to a motel and have a little fun. I'm getting a little help in organzing this event. Let's get a party circle started in Clarksville. Email me for the details
Saturday August 21st-Open Date as of right now, we might have a road trip to tell you about stay tuned this week
Saturday August 28th-Another open date as of right now...possibly a good date for either Cookeville, Chattanooga or Murfreesboro
That will get you caught up to what's going in August...Should have something going on each and every weekend in August
Now for September....
Saturday September 4th-Nashville TN. Music City get ready cause we're going Alternation Totally XXX'd Out.
Guys bring a bunch of Mardi Gras beads here's how it works.
Party is going to start promptly at 8:00 with a women's only toy party. One of our group members is going to throw a toy party for ladies only. She will be bringing actual toys, lubes, oils, etc for you ladies to buy. I'm sure she'll have games and such to play. It's like going to a toy party only keep reading as it gets better.
Not to leave the guys out cause we know a lot of couples and single guys will want to attend...we're gonna head to a nearby bar to drink some beer, hang out and watch college football for a little while....hang on it gets better
After leaving the ladies to their toys, I'm thinking they'll be ready for the real thing and since us guys have satisfied our football appetites for the night we'll be slobbering for some sexual satisfaction.
So we get back to the party location and then the fun really begins. Ladies start to earn their beads....socialize, smile, sexual acts with toys, without toys, ....nothing is too mild... nothing is too wild as the guys give their beads away and when the clock strikes 12 midnight ,we'll find out what lady has the most beads and crown the winner Ms. AlternationX Girl Totally XXX'd out
BYOB, BYOC. We'll supply the sensual foods of strawberries and whipped cream, chocolate and other erotic foods that you can lick off a woman and drive her crazy.
Alternation Totally XXX'd Out...Saturday September 4th Nashville TN
Saturday September 11th.....You better believe we're gonna throw an All American Party for that date......do not miss this event....the details will be finalized soon as to the location and trust me it's going to be one of those talked about parties for a long time
Saturday September 18th is open
Thursday-Saturday September 23rd-September 25th June Bug Boogie Too. Everything that I didn't do in the first one, we're gonna do it at the second one...Wonder how many pair of women's panties I'll have before that night is over.
We had a lot of fun at the last one just meeting and greeting people in the lifestyle. A great way for new single guys to come out and meet some of the people in the lifestyle. I want as many people as can make plans to be at this particular meet and greet. I'll be talking about some parties that are coming up in more detail at the meet and greet. If you are planning on coming and would like to be a part of an afterparty, I will set one up at a local motel in Murfreesboro as well. The bar where we are meeting at is a full scale bar with beer and liquor
Saturday August 14th-AlternationX Clarksville Meet and Greet-Clarksville TN
Because of some switching parties around last minute, we went ahead and canceled the motel party we were going to throw in Clarksville. This gave us more time to come up with a better game plan than just to invade a motel and throw a party and get thrown out.
So we figured a meet and greet would be a better idea to pull off....attract more people that way and then get a general concensus of who might be willing to let us rent a couple motel rooms for the night for an afterparty. So we're asking all couples, single ladies and gentlemen who would like to be a part of this to email me at corruptor2010 at yahoo.com and we'll pick a spot to eat and hang out for awhile and then after a couple hours for those that are interested head off to a motel and have a little fun. I'm getting a little help in organzing this event. Let's get a party circle started in Clarksville. Email me for the details
Saturday August 21st-Open Date as of right now, we might have a road trip to tell you about stay tuned this week
Saturday August 28th-Another open date as of right now...possibly a good date for either Cookeville, Chattanooga or Murfreesboro
That will get you caught up to what's going in August...Should have something going on each and every weekend in August
Now for September....
Saturday September 4th-Nashville TN. Music City get ready cause we're going Alternation Totally XXX'd Out.
Guys bring a bunch of Mardi Gras beads here's how it works.
Party is going to start promptly at 8:00 with a women's only toy party. One of our group members is going to throw a toy party for ladies only. She will be bringing actual toys, lubes, oils, etc for you ladies to buy. I'm sure she'll have games and such to play. It's like going to a toy party only keep reading as it gets better.
Not to leave the guys out cause we know a lot of couples and single guys will want to attend...we're gonna head to a nearby bar to drink some beer, hang out and watch college football for a little while....hang on it gets better
After leaving the ladies to their toys, I'm thinking they'll be ready for the real thing and since us guys have satisfied our football appetites for the night we'll be slobbering for some sexual satisfaction.
So we get back to the party location and then the fun really begins. Ladies start to earn their beads....socialize, smile, sexual acts with toys, without toys, ....nothing is too mild... nothing is too wild as the guys give their beads away and when the clock strikes 12 midnight ,we'll find out what lady has the most beads and crown the winner Ms. AlternationX Girl Totally XXX'd out
BYOB, BYOC. We'll supply the sensual foods of strawberries and whipped cream, chocolate and other erotic foods that you can lick off a woman and drive her crazy.
Alternation Totally XXX'd Out...Saturday September 4th Nashville TN
Saturday September 11th.....You better believe we're gonna throw an All American Party for that date......do not miss this event....the details will be finalized soon as to the location and trust me it's going to be one of those talked about parties for a long time
Saturday September 18th is open
Thursday-Saturday September 23rd-September 25th June Bug Boogie Too. Everything that I didn't do in the first one, we're gonna do it at the second one...Wonder how many pair of women's panties I'll have before that night is over.
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Three less than intelligent men, Walt, Elmer and Stan, went hunting
in a remote forest. As one of them was crossing a fallen log, he
tripped, dropped his rifle and shot himself. The other two ran
quickly to their unconscious friend and saw that his chest was
covered with blood. Walt turned to Stan and said, "We got to get
Elmer to the hospital quick or he's gonna die."
"How are we gonna carry him?" Stan asked. "Why he weighs a good two
hundred fifty pounds."
"Hell Stan! That ain't nothing," assured Walt. "We carry bucks out
bigger than that, all the time. We can do it the same way."
Walt was right. In no time, they were pulling their 4x4 up to the
emergency room door and doctors, nurses and orderlies rushed Elmer
inside. A while later, one of the doctors gave the two worried
friends the bad news, "Your friend didn't make it."
Walt said, "Yeah, I thought that gunshot hit him in the heart."
"No," said the doctor. "The bullet actually went above the heart and
through the shoulder. His chest was only covered with blood, but he
might have been able to survive that."
"Damn it Stan, I told you we shouldn't have tied him to the hood.
All them tree branches smacking into him for the first five miles
probably beat him to death!"
"No," said the doctor. "His clothes were ripped to shreds and his
body was covered with lacerations, but he might have been able to
survive that, too."
"See, Walt! I kept telling you to hold your end up higher 'cause
that sapling was too thin. When we tied his hands and legs to it,
his head kept hitting the rocks and logs. And I'm sure he drowned
when we crossed that crick."
"Damn it Stan! You was the one that dropped your end of the pole
when you fell off that rock. Poor old Elmer must have been under
water a whole minute while you was fumbling around with that pole
and falling all over yourself."
"Now fellas," said the doctor. "Elmer's skull was cracked and he did
have massive head injuries. But he didn't drown and he might have
been able to survive that, too."
Stan and Walt looked at each other with puzzled expressions and then
asked the doctor, "Then what was it?"
The doctor thought for a few moments and said, "My guess is that the
way you gutted him had a lot to do with it.
in a remote forest. As one of them was crossing a fallen log, he
tripped, dropped his rifle and shot himself. The other two ran
quickly to their unconscious friend and saw that his chest was
covered with blood. Walt turned to Stan and said, "We got to get
Elmer to the hospital quick or he's gonna die."
"How are we gonna carry him?" Stan asked. "Why he weighs a good two
hundred fifty pounds."
"Hell Stan! That ain't nothing," assured Walt. "We carry bucks out
bigger than that, all the time. We can do it the same way."
Walt was right. In no time, they were pulling their 4x4 up to the
emergency room door and doctors, nurses and orderlies rushed Elmer
inside. A while later, one of the doctors gave the two worried
friends the bad news, "Your friend didn't make it."
Walt said, "Yeah, I thought that gunshot hit him in the heart."
"No," said the doctor. "The bullet actually went above the heart and
through the shoulder. His chest was only covered with blood, but he
might have been able to survive that."
"Damn it Stan, I told you we shouldn't have tied him to the hood.
All them tree branches smacking into him for the first five miles
probably beat him to death!"
"No," said the doctor. "His clothes were ripped to shreds and his
body was covered with lacerations, but he might have been able to
survive that, too."
"See, Walt! I kept telling you to hold your end up higher 'cause
that sapling was too thin. When we tied his hands and legs to it,
his head kept hitting the rocks and logs. And I'm sure he drowned
when we crossed that crick."
"Damn it Stan! You was the one that dropped your end of the pole
when you fell off that rock. Poor old Elmer must have been under
water a whole minute while you was fumbling around with that pole
and falling all over yourself."
"Now fellas," said the doctor. "Elmer's skull was cracked and he did
have massive head injuries. But he didn't drown and he might have
been able to survive that, too."
Stan and Walt looked at each other with puzzled expressions and then
asked the doctor, "Then what was it?"
The doctor thought for a few moments and said, "My guess is that the
way you gutted him had a lot to do with it.
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