A hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the
druggist for a box of condoms.
The druggist says, "How old are you, son?
"The kid replies, "Eleven." "I can't sell you any
condoms," the druggist says. "You're too young.
"The kid says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll call a cop."
"All right, cool it," the druggists says to the kid.
"What kind of condoms do you want?
"The kid tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers.
"The druggist says, "Listen, kid. Do you know what
one of those things will do to a woman?"
"No," the kid replies, "but I hear they make a
sheep jump pretty high!"
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their
lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides
to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance,
anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent..
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning,
Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that
obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides
to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance,
anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent..
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning,
Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that
obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of
the strongest thing you've got." He takes the shot glass and
knocks it back. He then asks for another one and knocks that
one back, too.
After about 5 or 6 of these the bartender decides that he's
going to cut the guy off. He says to the guy, "Hey, what's
wrong with you? Did you have a fight with your wife or
something?"
The man sighs and says, "Yeah, after the fight she said that
she wasn't going to speak to me for a whole week!"
The bartender, puzzled, says, "Well, what's wrong with that?"
The man replied, "Well today's the last day!"
the strongest thing you've got." He takes the shot glass and
knocks it back. He then asks for another one and knocks that
one back, too.
After about 5 or 6 of these the bartender decides that he's
going to cut the guy off. He says to the guy, "Hey, what's
wrong with you? Did you have a fight with your wife or
something?"
The man sighs and says, "Yeah, after the fight she said that
she wasn't going to speak to me for a whole week!"
The bartender, puzzled, says, "Well, what's wrong with that?"
The man replied, "Well today's the last day!"
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
A beautiful, young lady about 21 went to a doctor and asked for a check-up. The doctor claimed that he had to use a thermometer for the check-up. So the doctor asked her, "Where shall I put the thermometer? "
The girl replied, "...uh ...not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it."
"Okay...let' s try your armpit." the doctor suggested.
"Well, it might tickle me, Doc. How about my butt?" the girl queried.
"Okay then," so he put the thing in the girls butt.
Later, the girl while giggling exclaimed, "that's not my butt, Doc!"
The doctor replied, "That's okay dear... it's not the thermometer, either."
The girl replied, "...uh ...not in my mouth, Doc. I might swallow it."
"Okay...let' s try your armpit." the doctor suggested.
"Well, it might tickle me, Doc. How about my butt?" the girl queried.
"Okay then," so he put the thing in the girls butt.
Later, the girl while giggling exclaimed, "that's not my butt, Doc!"
The doctor replied, "That's okay dear... it's not the thermometer, either."
Monday, January 11, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed.
"But sir" said the clerk "you have the best room in the hotel."
"I insist on another room!!" Said the drunk.
"Very good sir I'll change you from 502 to 555 Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk.
"Well for one thing" said the drunk "It's on fire"
"But sir" said the clerk "you have the best room in the hotel."
"I insist on another room!!" Said the drunk.
"Very good sir I'll change you from 502 to 555 Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk.
"Well for one thing" said the drunk "It's on fire"
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Gangbang-Feburary 6th Murfreesboro TN
*******GANGBANG******* MURFREESBORO TN SATURDAY FEBRUARY 6th
It's the Bang before the Bowl SuperBowl Sunday is February 7th. SuperBang is Saturday February 6th. I am recruiting women right now that want to participate. Got one confirmed so far. We'll recruit the ladies, then on January 17th we'll open the event up to the guys 3-5 guys for every one participating lady seems fair. Ladies if you'd like to participate in SuperBang please email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com
It's the Bang before the Bowl SuperBowl Sunday is February 7th. SuperBang is Saturday February 6th. I am recruiting women right now that want to participate. Got one confirmed so far. We'll recruit the ladies, then on January 17th we'll open the event up to the guys 3-5 guys for every one participating lady seems fair. Ladies if you'd like to participate in SuperBang please email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com
Upper Cumberland Swinger Party Jan 30th
********SWINGERS PARTY SATURDAY JANUARY 30th********
The biggest swinger party scene returns to Cookeville TN Saturday January 30th 8:00 with another wild wall to wall motel party.
2009 turned out to be an outstanding year for the party scene in the Upper Cumberland and we're looking to build to that and have even better parties this year. Couples and single ladies are invited to attend. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com or janine_leigh60 at yahoo.com for the information.
The biggest swinger party scene returns to Cookeville TN Saturday January 30th 8:00 with another wild wall to wall motel party.
2009 turned out to be an outstanding year for the party scene in the Upper Cumberland and we're looking to build to that and have even better parties this year. Couples and single ladies are invited to attend. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com or janine_leigh60 at yahoo.com for the information.
Pimps and Hos Party Saturday January 16th 8:00
******SWINGERS PARTY***********Saturday January 16th
We're going to kick off the party scene Saturday January 16th celebrating Mander Panders birthday (Who's that? we'll introduce her here in a few days for those that don't know) It will also be a pimps and hos party (haven't had one of those in awhile) We'll be awarding a grand prize for best dressed pimp and best dressed ho. This is a big party house in Antioch TN which can hold 100 people easily with huge bedrooms to play in several large areas to socialize in. Party starts at 8:00 so come dressed up, help Mander Panders celebrate her 24th birthday email me at corruptor2008 at yahoo.com for information
We're going to kick off the party scene Saturday January 16th celebrating Mander Panders birthday (Who's that? we'll introduce her here in a few days for those that don't know) It will also be a pimps and hos party (haven't had one of those in awhile) We'll be awarding a grand prize for best dressed pimp and best dressed ho. This is a big party house in Antioch TN which can hold 100 people easily with huge bedrooms to play in several large areas to socialize in. Party starts at 8:00 so come dressed up, help Mander Panders celebrate her 24th birthday email me at corruptor2008 at yahoo.com for information
Are you a prostitute or Consultant?
Are you a prostitute or are you a consultant?
1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. It's difficult to have a family.
9. You have no job satisfaction.
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another
client.
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what
they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
16. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if
the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
17. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but
return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to
Friday PM).
18. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
19. Even though you might get paid the big bucks, it's the client
who walks away smiling.
20. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is
higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
21. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you
constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. It's difficult to have a family.
9. You have no job satisfaction.
10. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another
client.
11. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
12. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what
they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or Jaguars.
16. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if
the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
17. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but
return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to
Friday PM).
18. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
19. Even though you might get paid the big bucks, it's the client
who walks away smiling.
20. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is
higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
21. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you
constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria
Why Women Are So Damn Cool
1. We can talk dirty to a man and it’s not called sexual harassment its $3.99 a minute.
2. We can convince you of the inaccuracy of every weight scale ever made. We can also educate you on how colors make you look thinner and how wearing two shirts hides the fat rolls.
3. We only beautify ourselves because we KNOW the average man can see better than he thinks.
4. We can bleed for 5 days or more and not die. In fact come near us and we’ll show you how alive we are.
5. Women can say more with a look than most men can in a sermon.
6. We have curves. It’s been said that “a curve is the sexiest distance between two points.”
7. It makes us happy to spot another woman fatter than us. (Men will never get that feeling)
8. Women will always be smarter than men. Not because we know more than a man, because we understand more than a man.
9. Women are the only ones who understand other women + we understand men as well!
10. We know if a man doesn’t like a woman with brains, then he must be gay.
Why men are so damn cool
1. Opening a Jar -
You sit there and watch her struggle. She’s stubborn though… she runs it under hot water, taps it on the counter, calls it every name in the book. Then finally, like a beat dog, she lowers her head, slowly walks over to you holding the jar out as if to say, “Please dear God, struggle a little so I don’t feel so bad.” You take a firm grip, twist and pop goes the lid. You hand it back and say with a wink, “You loosened it sweet cheeks!”
2. Having a Scar –
It would be best if you had a long knife cut, or a scar from an old bullet wound. When she sees it for the first time and asks, “awe, honey… ….did that hurt?” “Nah”, Is all we need to say.
3. Tools -
Tool belt....Kinda says it all right there. When the neighbor lady asks if you can fix her shelves cause she doesn’t know how to use the tools. You assess the situation, throw out some technical fixin’ shit terms and strap on the tool belt with suspenders cause the weight of the tools are so heavy. You walk proud with the tools banging against your legs. When all you really needed were three anchors, screws and your 22 volt cordless drill/driver with keyless chuck, 24 position adjustable torgue clutch. But why not have all your tools wrapped around you like batman’s utility belt. Cool…
4. Parallel Parking –
Yes, yes we can. First time, every time. Get out and walk away, without even checking the curb. Yea, cause you know its good.
5. Wiskers –
Nothing says “he’s cool”, like looking like you just don’t give a damn. Girly men, look at you and you can almost see a tear forming in the corner of their eye. Yea, they know they’re whipped. Nancy’s.
winking6. Winking –
Yea, it’s so cool it turns women into putty, doesn’t it.
7. Duct Tape –
As you walk around your shop. (it’s not a garage for the family mini-van) It’s your shop. Nothing says, “I can fix anything”, like duct tape. Bring it on.
8. Tanks –
We know stuff about them. That alone gives you 16 kick ass cool points.
9. Meat –
Women go to the store. They price the meat. (it can take up to 30 minutes) they pick out a big roast, something that will go good with carrots. Men, we kill our own food. Clean it, cook it… …over an open flame!
10. Support groups –
We don’t need them to help us pee, unlike women.
Welcome to the first edition of the Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria of 2010. We got some great parties to get us through these winter months and we'll be sharing that information with you. I am also trimming down the AlternationX groups so keep reading through for the information so you won't be surprised when the cuts happen
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother
wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her
daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for
her.
Mom: So.... now that you've started dating, what's it like getting
intimate with young men?
Daughter: Oh you know how it is, boys are always insensitive and never
care if intimacy isn't working for me.
Mom: How?
Daughter: Oh, stuff....
Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think that it's important for
mothers and daughters to talk about these matters...
Daughter: I don't know.....
Mom: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what
dating boys was like for me, believe me, I remember.
Daughter: Really?
Mom: Really...
Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your hair?
C.U.N.T (Corruptor's Unusual News Today) of the week
An Toledo Ohio Woman was not a happy McDonald's Customer after learning the fast food restaurant ran out of Chicken McNuggets.
The woman punched through a drive through window as a result.
She was treated for injuries, then jailed and ordered not to have contact with the restaurant.
CD's Out Tuesday
Katherine McPhee-Unbroken
Ke$ha-Animal
Some people have come forward wanting to host parties in 2010 so with that being said
******SWINGERS PARTY***********Saturday January 16th
We're going to kick off the party scene Saturday January 16th celebrating Mander Panders birthday (Who's that? we'll introduce her here in a few days for those that don't know) It will also be a pimps and hos party (haven't had one of those in awhile) We'll be awarding a grand prize for best dressed pimp and best dressed ho. This is a big party house in Antioch TN which can hold 100 people easily with huge bedrooms to play in several large areas to socialize in. Party starts at 8:00 so come dressed up, help Mander Panders celebrate her 24th birthday email me at corruptor2008 at yahoo.com for information
We're going to trim down the AlternationX Groups to two groups by Friday
The main group for all the information and postings is http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationX
The group that is nationwide anything that is Xrated
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationXperience
If you are in Alternation_X, AlternationXclusive, and/or UpperCumberlandSocialGroup please join AlternationX if you haven't done so already so you won't miss anything
In addition I'll be updating the blog daily http://alternationx.blogspot.com
Home of AlternationX Internet Radio, and partnered with IPartyRadio.com
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it?
A Fucking Goodyear!!!***
Lil Wayne came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This
will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of
the bedroom, Tiny Tim squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't
get back in.
What did Paris Hilton do after she learned that 90% of all accidents occur around home?
She moved!
Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
DVD's Out Tuesday
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
The Final Destination-Krista Allen, Bobby Campo
Adam-Hugh Dancy
3 Ways To Get A Husband-Leon, Billy Dee Williams
Trucker-Michelle Monaghan, Nathan Fillion
********SWINGERS PARTY SATURDAY JANUARY 30th********
The biggest swinger party scene returns to Cookeville TN Saturday January 30th 8:00 with another wild wall to wall motel party.
2009 turned out to be an outstanding year for the party scene in the Upper Cumberland and we're looking to build to that and have even better parties this year. Couples and single ladies are invited to attend. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com or janine_leigh60 at yahoo.com for the information.
Jokes, Funny Pics, Music Vids and more http://alternationx.blogspot.com
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
Movies Out In Theaters Friday
Bitch Slap-Julia Voth, Erin Cummings
Daybreakers-William Dafoe,Ethan Hawke
Takers-Hayden Christensen, Paul Walker
Youth In Revolt-Michael Cera, Ray Liotta, Steve Buscema
AlternationX Video Of The Week-Didn't we learn anything from Jackass?
http://www.filecabi.net/video/hotgirlstairslide.html
*******GANGBANG******* MURFREESBORO TN SATURDAY FEBRUARY 6th
It's the Bang before the Bowl SuperBowl Sunday is February 7th. SuperBang is Saturday February 6th. I am recruiting women right now that want to participate. Got one confirmed so far. We'll recruit the ladies, then on January 17th we'll open the event up to the guys 3-5 guys for every one participating lady seems fair. Ladies if you'd like to participate in SuperBang please email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com
Two very elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it figured maybe he had a cold or some such ailment.
But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or Sam really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had past and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill but one day Sam approached the park and lo and behold there sat Bill!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then he said, "For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you???"
Bill replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail???," cried Sam!! "What in the world for???"
"Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"
Yeah" said Sam, I remember her. What about her?"
"Well one day she charged me with rape and I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled "guilty" and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury"
Email me about the parties, check in daily on the blogspot for daily updates and we'll see you January 16th
Party Hard
Corruptor
1. We can talk dirty to a man and it’s not called sexual harassment its $3.99 a minute.
2. We can convince you of the inaccuracy of every weight scale ever made. We can also educate you on how colors make you look thinner and how wearing two shirts hides the fat rolls.
3. We only beautify ourselves because we KNOW the average man can see better than he thinks.
4. We can bleed for 5 days or more and not die. In fact come near us and we’ll show you how alive we are.
5. Women can say more with a look than most men can in a sermon.
6. We have curves. It’s been said that “a curve is the sexiest distance between two points.”
7. It makes us happy to spot another woman fatter than us. (Men will never get that feeling)
8. Women will always be smarter than men. Not because we know more than a man, because we understand more than a man.
9. Women are the only ones who understand other women + we understand men as well!
10. We know if a man doesn’t like a woman with brains, then he must be gay.
Why men are so damn cool
1. Opening a Jar -
You sit there and watch her struggle. She’s stubborn though… she runs it under hot water, taps it on the counter, calls it every name in the book. Then finally, like a beat dog, she lowers her head, slowly walks over to you holding the jar out as if to say, “Please dear God, struggle a little so I don’t feel so bad.” You take a firm grip, twist and pop goes the lid. You hand it back and say with a wink, “You loosened it sweet cheeks!”
2. Having a Scar –
It would be best if you had a long knife cut, or a scar from an old bullet wound. When she sees it for the first time and asks, “awe, honey… ….did that hurt?” “Nah”, Is all we need to say.
3. Tools -
Tool belt....Kinda says it all right there. When the neighbor lady asks if you can fix her shelves cause she doesn’t know how to use the tools. You assess the situation, throw out some technical fixin’ shit terms and strap on the tool belt with suspenders cause the weight of the tools are so heavy. You walk proud with the tools banging against your legs. When all you really needed were three anchors, screws and your 22 volt cordless drill/driver with keyless chuck, 24 position adjustable torgue clutch. But why not have all your tools wrapped around you like batman’s utility belt. Cool…
4. Parallel Parking –
Yes, yes we can. First time, every time. Get out and walk away, without even checking the curb. Yea, cause you know its good.
5. Wiskers –
Nothing says “he’s cool”, like looking like you just don’t give a damn. Girly men, look at you and you can almost see a tear forming in the corner of their eye. Yea, they know they’re whipped. Nancy’s.
winking6. Winking –
Yea, it’s so cool it turns women into putty, doesn’t it.
7. Duct Tape –
As you walk around your shop. (it’s not a garage for the family mini-van) It’s your shop. Nothing says, “I can fix anything”, like duct tape. Bring it on.
8. Tanks –
We know stuff about them. That alone gives you 16 kick ass cool points.
9. Meat –
Women go to the store. They price the meat. (it can take up to 30 minutes) they pick out a big roast, something that will go good with carrots. Men, we kill our own food. Clean it, cook it… …over an open flame!
10. Support groups –
We don’t need them to help us pee, unlike women.
Welcome to the first edition of the Corruptor's Insane Asylum Of Hysteria of 2010. We got some great parties to get us through these winter months and we'll be sharing that information with you. I am also trimming down the AlternationX groups so keep reading through for the information so you won't be surprised when the cuts happen
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother
wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her
daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for
her.
Mom: So.... now that you've started dating, what's it like getting
intimate with young men?
Daughter: Oh you know how it is, boys are always insensitive and never
care if intimacy isn't working for me.
Mom: How?
Daughter: Oh, stuff....
Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think that it's important for
mothers and daughters to talk about these matters...
Daughter: I don't know.....
Mom: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what
dating boys was like for me, believe me, I remember.
Daughter: Really?
Mom: Really...
Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your hair?
C.U.N.T (Corruptor's Unusual News Today) of the week
An Toledo Ohio Woman was not a happy McDonald's Customer after learning the fast food restaurant ran out of Chicken McNuggets.
The woman punched through a drive through window as a result.
She was treated for injuries, then jailed and ordered not to have contact with the restaurant.
CD's Out Tuesday
Katherine McPhee-Unbroken
Ke$ha-Animal
Some people have come forward wanting to host parties in 2010 so with that being said
******SWINGERS PARTY***********Saturday January 16th
We're going to kick off the party scene Saturday January 16th celebrating Mander Panders birthday (Who's that? we'll introduce her here in a few days for those that don't know) It will also be a pimps and hos party (haven't had one of those in awhile) We'll be awarding a grand prize for best dressed pimp and best dressed ho. This is a big party house in Antioch TN which can hold 100 people easily with huge bedrooms to play in several large areas to socialize in. Party starts at 8:00 so come dressed up, help Mander Panders celebrate her 24th birthday email me at corruptor2008 at yahoo.com for information
We're going to trim down the AlternationX Groups to two groups by Friday
The main group for all the information and postings is http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationX
The group that is nationwide anything that is Xrated
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AlternationXperience
If you are in Alternation_X, AlternationXclusive, and/or UpperCumberlandSocialGroup please join AlternationX if you haven't done so already so you won't miss anything
In addition I'll be updating the blog daily http://alternationx.blogspot.com
Home of AlternationX Internet Radio, and partnered with IPartyRadio.com
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it?
A Fucking Goodyear!!!***
Lil Wayne came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This
will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of
the bedroom, Tiny Tim squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't
get back in.
What did Paris Hilton do after she learned that 90% of all accidents occur around home?
She moved!
Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
DVD's Out Tuesday
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
The Final Destination-Krista Allen, Bobby Campo
Adam-Hugh Dancy
3 Ways To Get A Husband-Leon, Billy Dee Williams
Trucker-Michelle Monaghan, Nathan Fillion
********SWINGERS PARTY SATURDAY JANUARY 30th********
The biggest swinger party scene returns to Cookeville TN Saturday January 30th 8:00 with another wild wall to wall motel party.
2009 turned out to be an outstanding year for the party scene in the Upper Cumberland and we're looking to build to that and have even better parties this year. Couples and single ladies are invited to attend. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com or janine_leigh60 at yahoo.com for the information.
Jokes, Funny Pics, Music Vids and more http://alternationx.blogspot.com
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
Movies Out In Theaters Friday
Bitch Slap-Julia Voth, Erin Cummings
Daybreakers-William Dafoe,Ethan Hawke
Takers-Hayden Christensen, Paul Walker
Youth In Revolt-Michael Cera, Ray Liotta, Steve Buscema
AlternationX Video Of The Week-Didn't we learn anything from Jackass?
http://www.filecabi.net/video/hotgirlstairslide.html
*******GANGBANG******* MURFREESBORO TN SATURDAY FEBRUARY 6th
It's the Bang before the Bowl SuperBowl Sunday is February 7th. SuperBang is Saturday February 6th. I am recruiting women right now that want to participate. Got one confirmed so far. We'll recruit the ladies, then on January 17th we'll open the event up to the guys 3-5 guys for every one participating lady seems fair. Ladies if you'd like to participate in SuperBang please email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com
Two very elderly friends, Bill and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it figured maybe he had a cold or some such ailment.
But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or Sam really got worried.
However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had past and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill but one day Sam approached the park and lo and behold there sat Bill!
Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then he said, "For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you???"
Bill replied, "I have been in jail."
"Jail???," cried Sam!! "What in the world for???"
"Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"
Yeah" said Sam, I remember her. What about her?"
"Well one day she charged me with rape and I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled "guilty" and the judge gave me 30 days for perjury"
Email me about the parties, check in daily on the blogspot for daily updates and we'll see you January 16th
Party Hard
Corruptor
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