Did you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still spells "race car"
that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last it spells its past tense "ate"
And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells "go home you free-loading, benefit grabbing, resource-sucking, baby making, violent non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy faced sandal wearing bomb-making camel riding goat loving raggedy ass bastards with you."
How weird is that?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Cause the grass tickles their nuts
Why are guys so good at video games?
It's the eye-hand coordination developed after all those years of jacking off
The hit and run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.
"My mother in law just tried to run me over" the shaken man said
"The car hit you from behind" the officer said "How could you tell it was your mother in law"
Man replied "I recognized the laugh"
Wife comes home to find her husband fucking the dog in the living room. "My God Henry" she screas "I know you've had other woemn but this time you've gone too far"
"You may be right" he says "I think I'm stuck"
