A woman is in her doctor's office and suddenly shouts "Doctor kiss me"
The doctor looks at her and says "I'm sorry but it would be against my code of ethics to kiss you"
Twenty minutes later the woman shouts again "Doctor please kiss me!"
Again he refuses, apologetically and says "As a doctor I simply cannot kiss you."
Finally after another fifteen minutes the woman pleads with the doctor again "Please Please just kiss me just once"
"Look" he says "I am sorry I just CANNOT kiss you, in fact I probably shouldn't even be fucking you."
