Roy an undertaker recently came home with a black eye.
"What happened to you?" asked his wife
"I had a terrible day." replied Roy I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."
"I see" said his wife "but how did you get the black eye?"
Roy replied "Wrong room"
