A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night
5 percent said it was to get a glass of water
12 percent said it was to go to the toilet
83 percent said it was to go home
Pamela Anderson participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She answered "Well that depends on what's in it for me."
A man walks into a sex shop and asks for a blow up doll
"Christian or Muslim?" the sales assistant inquires
The man asks "What's the difference?"
The sales assistant says "The Muslim one blows herself up."
What's the best way to confuse a man?
Put a naked woman and a six pack with the remote control in front of him and tell him to pick one.
What's the worst thing a bride can say on her wedding night?
"I'm glad I didn't throw my vibrator away!"
