A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf......
Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right
through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the
course. The husband cringed,
'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your l
ousy drive is going to cost us.'
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:
glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was
lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that
broke my window?' 'Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,'
the husband replied. 'Oh, no apology is necessary.
Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a genie,
and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind,
I'll keep the last one for myself.'
'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'
'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least
I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!' 'And
now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.
'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world,' she said.
'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always
be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'
'And now,' the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?'
'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't
been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish
is to have sex with your wife.'
The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.
What do you think?' She mulled it over for a few moments and
said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune,
I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'
'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd
do the same for you!' So the genie and the woman went upstairs
where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying
each other in every way. After about three hours of non-stop
sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes
and asked, How old are you and your husband?'
'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly. ' NO SHIT ,' He said.
'Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?
