A guy moves into an apartment complex.
He's putting his name on his mailbox when he hears a door open in
the hall.
He glances towards the door and sees a gorgeous woman dressed only
in a bathrobe come out.
He tries not to look at her as she gets her mail, but she engages
him in conversation.
As they talk she turns to look down the hall and her robe opens
slightly and he notices she is wearing only the robe.
They talk a little more, and she says, "Shhh, I think I hear
somebody coming. Could we continue this conversation in my
apartment?"
He agrees to this.
As they talk in her apartment, she moves and her robe falls to
the floor and he gets a good eyeful.
She then says, "Now that you've had a good look, what do you think
is the best part of my body?"
He says, "Your ears."
She is downright speechless but finally replies, "My ears? Look
at these breasts, look at this butt, look at my pussy. How can
you say my ears?"
He replied, "Remember in the hall when you said you heard somebody
coming?"
"Yes,"
"That was me!"
