A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of
the strongest thing you've got." He takes the shot glass and
knocks it back. He then asks for another one and knocks that
one back, too.
After about 5 or 6 of these the bartender decides that he's
going to cut the guy off. He says to the guy, "Hey, what's
wrong with you? Did you have a fight with your wife or
something?"
The man sighs and says, "Yeah, after the fight she said that
she wasn't going to speak to me for a whole week!"
The bartender, puzzled, says, "Well, what's wrong with that?"
The man replied, "Well today's the last day!"
