So I've been looking at some of the other options that swingers have on New Years Eve and I'm just not feeling it. I mean you got an option where they're are going to charge you a Ben Franklin to attend for the night and that's not including a membership fee. Oh wait...they'll supply you with a party hat and follow it up with Breakfast (don't you think it would be cheaper to hit Huddle House) but of course there's those that wouldn't dare think about going anywhere else and then there are some that have no other choice as they have been banned from a party circle or two.
So with noticing what all the big boys are offering on New Year's, how dare we even attempt to throw a New Year's Eve swinger's lifestyle party? How can we measure up?
We aren't charging a ZuZu pet oversensationalizing cover charge like the big boys. We are asking a donation to help cover the costs of putting this together but like always, even though it's strongly suggested, it's never required.
You won't be able to come out and watch a whole bunch of scantily clad, sexually charged women dance on a dance floor. You will be able to come watch em dance but you'll also have the opportunity to be able to talk and get to know them along with everybody else, in a friendly laid back atmosphere. Everybody is made to feel welcome, no one gets left sitting at a table looking on at all the cliques you'll find elsewhere. That's a Corruptor's Five Star Guarantee that you definitely won't find anywhere else.
We'll have a jacuzzi or two available for the party goers.
At this party there will be a private room available with jacuzzi for those that prefer privacy
No costs whatsoever for single ladies.
We'll have a few door prizes available....Nothing to really brag about. I still got a couple of porn DVD's laying around left over from the XXXmas party. I think I can give away a year membership to a couple of swinger websites (I've put in the requests)
I'll bring the dirty dice, and a few other icebreaker games. You are not required to play but it is another way to get to know other partygoers .
Even though I don't know how to make jello-shooters I know others that can and we'll have some available to share
I haven't mentioned champagne yet....Well I'm usually too busy ringing in the new year to even think about doing that traditional champagne toast so I figured instead we'd offer party guests a chance to play the hottest game around Beer Pong.
I can't guarantee the best party. What I can do is my very best to offer you a great swingers experience.
There'll be several couples and single ladies coming that will make you feel welcome if you decide to take that step and show. We'll have all the highlights and features I listed above, plus some of the hottest current and past party music to dance to. You'll be a part of a fun, respectful atmosphere with the opportunity to make new friends for the New Year. So no matter if you are new to the lifestyle or experienced, there's something for everyone at the New Years Eve party Thursday night 8:00. And just to let you know there's a Waffle House up the road that will gladly serve breakfast after we party all night long.
Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Dracula dies and he went to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God refused to let Dracula in because of all the sins that he had done, going around sucking blood & killing. "I'll give you a chance to redeem your sins", said God.
"I'll send you back to earth, but not in a human form. You can be reincarnated into any other living thing of your choice. So, what would you like to be?"
Still unrepentant, Dracula said, "OK, I want to become a living thing with wings that sucks blood, heh, heh, heh."
"So be it", said God and He turned Dracula into a vampire bat. So back to earth he went, flying around sucking the blood of animals until one day when a farmer killed him. So up he went again to meet God, feeling a little bit sheepish (and a little batty).
"I'll give you another chance", said God. "I'll send you back again. BUT not as a human or a bat. What will it be this time?"
Still adamant, Dracula said, "I still want to be a living thing with wings that sucks blood!"
God thought for a while and then said, "OK, if that's what you want", and turned Dracula into a mosquito.
So back to earth again he went, flying around and sucking blood until one day, splat, he was squashed by his victim. So up he went again to meet God, feeling stupid (and rather bugged).
"I'll give you one last chance to redeem yourself. but this time you cannot become a living thing. You can only be turned into a non-living thing of your choice. So what will it be?" asked God.
Still stubborn, Dracula said, "Okayyyy...then turn me into a non-living thing with wings and sucks blood!! heh...heh.."
"No problem," said God and He turned Dracula into a 'Sanitary Napkin'.
"I'll send you back to earth, but not in a human form. You can be reincarnated into any other living thing of your choice. So, what would you like to be?"
Still unrepentant, Dracula said, "OK, I want to become a living thing with wings that sucks blood, heh, heh, heh."
"So be it", said God and He turned Dracula into a vampire bat. So back to earth he went, flying around sucking the blood of animals until one day when a farmer killed him. So up he went again to meet God, feeling a little bit sheepish (and a little batty).
"I'll give you another chance", said God. "I'll send you back again. BUT not as a human or a bat. What will it be this time?"
Still adamant, Dracula said, "I still want to be a living thing with wings that sucks blood!"
God thought for a while and then said, "OK, if that's what you want", and turned Dracula into a mosquito.
So back to earth again he went, flying around and sucking blood until one day, splat, he was squashed by his victim. So up he went again to meet God, feeling stupid (and rather bugged).
"I'll give you one last chance to redeem yourself. but this time you cannot become a living thing. You can only be turned into a non-living thing of your choice. So what will it be?" asked God.
Still stubborn, Dracula said, "Okayyyy...then turn me into a non-living thing with wings and sucks blood!! heh...heh.."
"No problem," said God and He turned Dracula into a 'Sanitary Napkin'.
DVD's Out In Stores Today
Paranormal Activity-Micah Sloat, Katie Featherstone, Mark Fredrichs, and Amber Armstrong star. Oren Peli directs.
Jennifer's Body-Megan Fox
Extras include filmmaker commentary. The two-disc Blu-Ray set includes deleted scenes, a gag reel, featurettes, and more. (Fox).
9-Elijah Wood as the voice of the title character,
A Perfect Getaway-Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich
Jennifer's Body-Megan Fox
Extras include filmmaker commentary. The two-disc Blu-Ray set includes deleted scenes, a gag reel, featurettes, and more. (Fox).
9-Elijah Wood as the voice of the title character,
A Perfect Getaway-Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich
Monday, December 28, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
New Year's Eve Party Thursday Night 8:00 Cookeville TN
So I've been looking at some of the other options that swingers have on New Years Eve and I'm just not feeling it. I mean you got an option where they're are going to charge you a Ben Franklin to attend for the night and that's not including a membership fee. Oh wait...they'll supply you with a party hat and follow it up with Breakfast (don't you think it would be cheaper to hit Huddle House) but of course there's those that wouldn't dare think about going anywhere else and then there are some that have no other choice as they have been banned from a party circle or two.
So with noticing what all the big boys are offering on New Year's, how dare we even attempt to throw a New Year's Eve swinger's lifestyle party? How can we measure up?
We aren't charging a ZuZu pet oversensationalizing cover charge like the big boys. We are asking a donation to help cover the costs of putting this together but like always, even though it's strongly suggested, it's never required.
You won't be able to come out and watch a whole bunch of scantily clad, sexually charged women dance on a dance floor. You will be able to come watch em dance but you'll also have the opportunity to be able to talk and get to know them along with everybody else, in a friendly laid back atmosphere. Everybody is made to feel welcome, no one gets left sitting at a table looking on at all the cliques you'll find elsewhere. That's a Corruptor's Five Star Guarantee that you definitely won't find anywhere else.
We'll have a jacuzzi or two available for the party goers.
At this party there will be a private room available with jacuzzi for those that prefer privacy
No costs whatsoever for single ladies.
We'll have a few door prizes available....Nothing to really brag about. I still got a couple of porn DVD's laying around left over from the XXXmas party. I think I can give away a year membership to a couple of swinger websites (I've put in the requests)
I'll bring the dirty dice, and a few other icebreaker games. You are not required to play but it is another way to get to know other partygoers .
Even though I don't know how to make jello-shooters I know others that can and we'll have some available to share
I haven't mentioned champagne yet....Well I'm usually too busy ringing in the new year to even think about doing that traditional champagne toast so I figured instead we'd offer party guests a chance to play the hottest game around Beer Pong.
I can't guarantee the best party. What I can do is my very best to offer you a great swingers experience.
There'll be several couples and single ladies coming that will make you feel welcome if you decide to take that step and show. We'll have all the highlights and features I listed above, plus some of the hottest current and past party music to dance to. You'll be a part of a fun, respectful atmosphere with the opportunity to make new friends for the New Year. So no matter if you are new to the lifestyle or experienced, there's something for everyone at the New Years Eve party Thursday night 8:00. And just to let you know there's a Waffle House up the road that will gladly serve breakfast after we party all night long.
Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details
So with noticing what all the big boys are offering on New Year's, how dare we even attempt to throw a New Year's Eve swinger's lifestyle party? How can we measure up?
We aren't charging a ZuZu pet oversensationalizing cover charge like the big boys. We are asking a donation to help cover the costs of putting this together but like always, even though it's strongly suggested, it's never required.
You won't be able to come out and watch a whole bunch of scantily clad, sexually charged women dance on a dance floor. You will be able to come watch em dance but you'll also have the opportunity to be able to talk and get to know them along with everybody else, in a friendly laid back atmosphere. Everybody is made to feel welcome, no one gets left sitting at a table looking on at all the cliques you'll find elsewhere. That's a Corruptor's Five Star Guarantee that you definitely won't find anywhere else.
We'll have a jacuzzi or two available for the party goers.
At this party there will be a private room available with jacuzzi for those that prefer privacy
No costs whatsoever for single ladies.
We'll have a few door prizes available....Nothing to really brag about. I still got a couple of porn DVD's laying around left over from the XXXmas party. I think I can give away a year membership to a couple of swinger websites (I've put in the requests)
I'll bring the dirty dice, and a few other icebreaker games. You are not required to play but it is another way to get to know other partygoers .
Even though I don't know how to make jello-shooters I know others that can and we'll have some available to share
I haven't mentioned champagne yet....Well I'm usually too busy ringing in the new year to even think about doing that traditional champagne toast so I figured instead we'd offer party guests a chance to play the hottest game around Beer Pong.
I can't guarantee the best party. What I can do is my very best to offer you a great swingers experience.
There'll be several couples and single ladies coming that will make you feel welcome if you decide to take that step and show. We'll have all the highlights and features I listed above, plus some of the hottest current and past party music to dance to. You'll be a part of a fun, respectful atmosphere with the opportunity to make new friends for the New Year. So no matter if you are new to the lifestyle or experienced, there's something for everyone at the New Years Eve party Thursday night 8:00. And just to let you know there's a Waffle House up the road that will gladly serve breakfast after we party all night long.
Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing.
After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer.
Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa, can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back.
"No."
"Well, then you're not big enough."
Grandpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again.
"No."
"Well, then you're not big enough."
Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies.
His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"
Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?"
Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick, so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."
Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies."
After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer.
Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa, can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back.
"No."
"Well, then you're not big enough."
Grandpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again.
"No."
"Well, then you're not big enough."
Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies.
His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"
Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?"
Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick, so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."
Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies."
Thursday, December 10, 2009
New Year's Eve Party Thursday Night 8:00 Cookeville TN
So I've been looking at some of the other options that swingers have on New Years Eve and I'm just not feeling it. I mean you got an option where they're are going to charge you a Ben Franklin to attend for the night and that's not including a membership fee. Oh wait...they'll supply you with a party hat and follow it up with Breakfast (don't you think it would be cheaper to hit Huddle House) but of course there's those that wouldn't dare think about going anywhere else and then there are some that have no other choice as they have been banned from a party circle or two.
So with noticing what all the big boys are offering on New Year's, how dare we even attempt to throw a New Year's Eve swinger's lifestyle party? How can we measure up?
We aren't charging a ZuZu pet oversensationalizing cover charge like the big boys. We are asking a donation to help cover the costs of putting this together but like always, even though it's strongly suggested, it's never required.
You won't be able to come out and watch a whole bunch of scantily clad, sexually charged women dance on a dance floor. You will be able to come watch em dance but you'll also have the opportunity to be able to talk and get to know them along with everybody else, in a friendly laid back atmosphere. Everybody is made to feel welcome, no one gets left sitting at a table looking on at all the cliques you'll find elsewhere. That's a Corruptor's Five Star Guarantee that you definitely won't find anywhere else.
We'll have a jacuzzi or two available for the party goers.
At this party there will be a private room available with jacuzzi for those that prefer privacy
No costs whatsoever for single ladies.
We'll have a few door prizes available....Nothing to really brag about. I still got a couple of porn DVD's laying around left over from the XXXmas party. I think I can give away a year membership to a couple of swinger websites (I've put in the requests)
I'll bring the dirty dice, and a few other icebreaker games. You are not required to play but it is another way to get to know other partygoers .
Even though I don't know how to make jello-shooters I know others that can and we'll have some available to share
I haven't mentioned champagne yet....Well I'm usually too busy ringing in the new year to even think about doing that traditional champagne toast so I figured instead we'd offer party guests a chance to play the hottest game around Beer Pong.
I can't guarantee the best party. What I can do is my very best to offer you a great swingers experience.
There'll be several couples and single ladies coming that will make you feel welcome if you decide to take that step and show. We'll have all the highlights and features I listed above, plus some of the hottest current and past party music to dance to. You'll be a part of a fun, respectful atmosphere with the opportunity to make new friends for the New Year. So no matter if you are new to the lifestyle or experienced, there's something for everyone at the New Years Eve party Thursday night 8:00. And just to let you know there's a Waffle House up the road that will gladly serve breakfast after we party all night long.
So with noticing what all the big boys are offering on New Year's, how dare we even attempt to throw a New Year's Eve swinger's lifestyle party? How can we measure up?
We aren't charging a ZuZu pet oversensationalizing cover charge like the big boys. We are asking a donation to help cover the costs of putting this together but like always, even though it's strongly suggested, it's never required.
You won't be able to come out and watch a whole bunch of scantily clad, sexually charged women dance on a dance floor. You will be able to come watch em dance but you'll also have the opportunity to be able to talk and get to know them along with everybody else, in a friendly laid back atmosphere. Everybody is made to feel welcome, no one gets left sitting at a table looking on at all the cliques you'll find elsewhere. That's a Corruptor's Five Star Guarantee that you definitely won't find anywhere else.
We'll have a jacuzzi or two available for the party goers.
At this party there will be a private room available with jacuzzi for those that prefer privacy
No costs whatsoever for single ladies.
We'll have a few door prizes available....Nothing to really brag about. I still got a couple of porn DVD's laying around left over from the XXXmas party. I think I can give away a year membership to a couple of swinger websites (I've put in the requests)
I'll bring the dirty dice, and a few other icebreaker games. You are not required to play but it is another way to get to know other partygoers .
Even though I don't know how to make jello-shooters I know others that can and we'll have some available to share
I haven't mentioned champagne yet....Well I'm usually too busy ringing in the new year to even think about doing that traditional champagne toast so I figured instead we'd offer party guests a chance to play the hottest game around Beer Pong.
I can't guarantee the best party. What I can do is my very best to offer you a great swingers experience.
There'll be several couples and single ladies coming that will make you feel welcome if you decide to take that step and show. We'll have all the highlights and features I listed above, plus some of the hottest current and past party music to dance to. You'll be a part of a fun, respectful atmosphere with the opportunity to make new friends for the New Year. So no matter if you are new to the lifestyle or experienced, there's something for everyone at the New Years Eve party Thursday night 8:00. And just to let you know there's a Waffle House up the road that will gladly serve breakfast after we party all night long.
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest ; when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.” The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.” Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well……?” She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
New Years Eve Party Cookeville TN
New Year’s Resolutions
1 Give Up Drinking
2. Abstain from sex with strangers
3. Quit viewing porn
4. Cold turkey giving up all bad habits and vices…
5. Strive to become a better person
Er wait a minute….sorry….that was ripped from some politician’s blog (you choose which one ain’t all of em guilty)
We all know that New Year’s Resolutions are a waste of breath, they don’t impress anyone and it shows how much of a liar people really can be besides I’m a proud supporter of Natural Ice, I have so much porn around here I can stock a entire franchise of adult bookstores and I’m so good at my bad habits and vices that giving them up would uncorruptible of me.
So put on your New Year’s Eve party hats and come join us as we welcome in 2010. The party takes place in Cookeville TN and starts at 8:00. We’ll have a Jacuzzi for you to jump in, plenty of space to socialize, several beds to get naked and play on and a private room to play in. We’ve got beer pong for those that want to show off their skills (or lack thereof) We’ll have the dirty dice and other sex icebreaker games. All single ladies and couples are invited to attend. Single guys we’re only allowing a select number. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com or you can email Janine_leigh60 at yahoo.com for all the information and details.
We’re going to do it up right. New Year’s Eve Night. Experience the level above sin in 2010
Party Hard
Corruptor
1 Give Up Drinking
2. Abstain from sex with strangers
3. Quit viewing porn
4. Cold turkey giving up all bad habits and vices…
5. Strive to become a better person
Er wait a minute….sorry….that was ripped from some politician’s blog (you choose which one ain’t all of em guilty)
We all know that New Year’s Resolutions are a waste of breath, they don’t impress anyone and it shows how much of a liar people really can be besides I’m a proud supporter of Natural Ice, I have so much porn around here I can stock a entire franchise of adult bookstores and I’m so good at my bad habits and vices that giving them up would uncorruptible of me.
So put on your New Year’s Eve party hats and come join us as we welcome in 2010. The party takes place in Cookeville TN and starts at 8:00. We’ll have a Jacuzzi for you to jump in, plenty of space to socialize, several beds to get naked and play on and a private room to play in. We’ve got beer pong for those that want to show off their skills (or lack thereof) We’ll have the dirty dice and other sex icebreaker games. All single ladies and couples are invited to attend. Single guys we’re only allowing a select number. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com or you can email Janine_leigh60 at yahoo.com for all the information and details.
We’re going to do it up right. New Year’s Eve Night. Experience the level above sin in 2010
Party Hard
Corruptor
Alternation X Jokes
Government Office Rules
1) If it rings, put it on hold.
2) If it clanks, call the repairman.
3) If it whistles, ignore it.
4) If it's a friend, take a break.
5) If it's the boss, look busy.
6) If it talks, take notes.
7) If it's handwritten, type it.
8) If it's typed, copy it.
9) If it's copied, file it.
10) If it's Friday, forget it!
One day this man was jumping up and down on a
manhole cover screaming at the top of his lungs,
"Seventeen!! Seventeen!!"
Intrigued by the man's insane behavior, another
man walks over to him and asks why he is doing
that. The first man responded, "It's a blast. You
have to try it. Jump as high as you can and scream
'Seventeen!!' as loud as humanly possible. You get
such a rush. C'mon, give it a shot!" he says and
steps aside.
Reluctantly, the second man gets on the manhole
cover and barely hops and says, "Seventeen?" very
timidly.
"No, no, no! You're doing it wrong. Jump higher,
yell louder!"
So, the second man begins jumping a little higher
and speaking louder than normal. Finally he says,
"Hey, you know, I am getting a little bit of a rush.
Seventeen! Seventeen!!! SEVENTEEN!!!"
The man jumps higher and higher, screaming louder
and louder. Soon he is in such a state of euphoria
he doesn't see the first man yank the manhole cover
out from under him...
"SEVENTEEeeeeeeeeen!"
The first man stares down the manhole a couple
seconds, replaces the cover, and continues,
"Eighteen!! Eighteen!!"
A man goes golfing with his friend, Harry. He arrives home several
hours late. His wife asks, "What took you so long?" He replies, "Oh,
Ethel, it was an horrible afternoon! On the third hole, Harry had a
heart attack and died on the spot!" Ethel says, "Oh, darling! It must
have been awful for you!" The husband replies, "It was hell! Fifteen
holes of 'hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry...'"
Bill and Doug were having a drink at the bar and Bill says,
"I found my wife's G-spot".
Doug says, "Oh yeah?"
Bill replies, "Yep - my neighbor had it."
Q. Why did Lindsay Lohan give up bowling for screwing?
A. The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
1) If it rings, put it on hold.
2) If it clanks, call the repairman.
3) If it whistles, ignore it.
4) If it's a friend, take a break.
5) If it's the boss, look busy.
6) If it talks, take notes.
7) If it's handwritten, type it.
8) If it's typed, copy it.
9) If it's copied, file it.
10) If it's Friday, forget it!
One day this man was jumping up and down on a
manhole cover screaming at the top of his lungs,
"Seventeen!! Seventeen!!"
Intrigued by the man's insane behavior, another
man walks over to him and asks why he is doing
that. The first man responded, "It's a blast. You
have to try it. Jump as high as you can and scream
'Seventeen!!' as loud as humanly possible. You get
such a rush. C'mon, give it a shot!" he says and
steps aside.
Reluctantly, the second man gets on the manhole
cover and barely hops and says, "Seventeen?" very
timidly.
"No, no, no! You're doing it wrong. Jump higher,
yell louder!"
So, the second man begins jumping a little higher
and speaking louder than normal. Finally he says,
"Hey, you know, I am getting a little bit of a rush.
Seventeen! Seventeen!!! SEVENTEEN!!!"
The man jumps higher and higher, screaming louder
and louder. Soon he is in such a state of euphoria
he doesn't see the first man yank the manhole cover
out from under him...
"SEVENTEEeeeeeeeeen!"
The first man stares down the manhole a couple
seconds, replaces the cover, and continues,
"Eighteen!! Eighteen!!"
A man goes golfing with his friend, Harry. He arrives home several
hours late. His wife asks, "What took you so long?" He replies, "Oh,
Ethel, it was an horrible afternoon! On the third hole, Harry had a
heart attack and died on the spot!" Ethel says, "Oh, darling! It must
have been awful for you!" The husband replies, "It was hell! Fifteen
holes of 'hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry...'"
Bill and Doug were having a drink at the bar and Bill says,
"I found my wife's G-spot".
Doug says, "Oh yeah?"
Bill replies, "Yep - my neighbor had it."
Q. Why did Lindsay Lohan give up bowling for screwing?
A. The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
CDs Out Yesterday
30 Seconds To Mars-This Is War
Beyond The Lies-Eden
Chris Brown Graffiti
Clipse-Till The Casket Drops
Gucci Mane-State Vs Radric Davis
Puddle Of Mudd-Vol 4 Songs In The Key Of Love And Hate
Snoop Dog-Malice In Wonderland
Timbaland-Shock Value 2
Beyond The Lies-Eden
Chris Brown Graffiti
Clipse-Till The Casket Drops
Gucci Mane-State Vs Radric Davis
Puddle Of Mudd-Vol 4 Songs In The Key Of Love And Hate
Snoop Dog-Malice In Wonderland
Timbaland-Shock Value 2
DVDs Out Yesterday
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince-Daniel Radcliffe
Julie and Julia-Meryl Streep
Public Enemies-Johnny Depp
Julie and Julia-Meryl Streep
Public Enemies-Johnny Depp
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down
next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of
bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out
of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple
minutes later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women,
too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man," the priest
replied.
"Imagine that," the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and
apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long
have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis, Father," the drunk said, "but I just read in
the paper that the Pope does!"
next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of
bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out
of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple
minutes later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women,
too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man," the priest
replied.
"Imagine that," the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and
apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long
have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis, Father," the drunk said, "but I just read in
the paper that the Pope does!"
Alternation X Short Jokes
I don't know whats happening in this country. You've got school
children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children.
Its a nightmare ... you just don't know whether to carry sweets or money!
A guy comes home from work early and finds his wife
laying naked in bed. "What are you doing in bed this
time of the day?" he asks.She replies, "I ate some Mexican
and now I have a stomach ache so I thought I would lay
down for a while.""Hey, where in the hell did this cigar
come from," he shouts.From under the bed a voice says,
"Havana, Senor!"
I was in the bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed
to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the
beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer
and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
The husband was angry when he found out that his wife
had been cheating on him.
He shouts at her, "I will play second fiddle to no one!"
The wife replies, "Second fiddle? With your little flute
you are lucky you are still in the band!"
Q. What does it mean when a hillbilly girl has cum running out of both
sides of her mouth?
A. The trailer is level
children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children.
Its a nightmare ... you just don't know whether to carry sweets or money!
A guy comes home from work early and finds his wife
laying naked in bed. "What are you doing in bed this
time of the day?" he asks.She replies, "I ate some Mexican
and now I have a stomach ache so I thought I would lay
down for a while.""Hey, where in the hell did this cigar
come from," he shouts.From under the bed a voice says,
"Havana, Senor!"
I was in the bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed
to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the
beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer
and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
The husband was angry when he found out that his wife
had been cheating on him.
He shouts at her, "I will play second fiddle to no one!"
The wife replies, "Second fiddle? With your little flute
you are lucky you are still in the band!"
Q. What does it mean when a hillbilly girl has cum running out of both
sides of her mouth?
A. The trailer is level
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized."
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized."
"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Eight Words With Two Meanings
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to an other.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female . . . A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male .... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to an other.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male ... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female . . . A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male .... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
New CD's Out In Stores Today
Juvenile-Cocky and Confident
R. Kelly-Untitled
Primal Fear-Eye Of An Eagle
Bravery-Stir The Blood
R. Kelly-Untitled
Primal Fear-Eye Of An Eagle
Bravery-Stir The Blood
Alternation X New DVD's
Frat Party- Randy Wayne Jesse Jane
Terminator Salvation-Christian Bale
Night At The Museum Battle Of the Smithsonian-Ben Stiller Robin Williams
All Hell Broke Loose-David Carradine
Death Warrior-Quinton Jackson, Georges St. Pierre Rashad Evans
Raging Inferno-Christian Kahrmann
Poker Run-Bertie Higgins
End Game-Kurt Angle Jenna Morasca
Brooklyn Heist-Danny Masterson
Paper Heart-Michael Cera
Deadline-Brittany Murphy Thora Birch
Terminator Salvation-Christian Bale
Night At The Museum Battle Of the Smithsonian-Ben Stiller Robin Williams
All Hell Broke Loose-David Carradine
Death Warrior-Quinton Jackson, Georges St. Pierre Rashad Evans
Raging Inferno-Christian Kahrmann
Poker Run-Bertie Higgins
End Game-Kurt Angle Jenna Morasca
Brooklyn Heist-Danny Masterson
Paper Heart-Michael Cera
Deadline-Brittany Murphy Thora Birch
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