Dear Corruptor
Congratulations! Once again it didn't take you 20 seconds into 2009 before you were encouraging women to get naked and collecting their bras to help them achieve that fact. It gets to the point to where I don't even look at the top of my naughty list anymore, I know who's name is at the top. I mean after all, you and your fellow demented friends have corrupted the entire Upper Cumberland Area, you got people constantly emailing you for the past several months asking you to find a place in the Middle Tennessee area and throw one of your wild demented swingers lifestyle parties so they don't have to road trip it to Cookeville all the time. The parties were a blast once again this year. The Mrs got a chuckle when you decided to get kinky with the handcuffs, the reindeer laughed at Cowboy Rudy and the hitchhiker from Bowling Green (first time I've seen live musical entertainment at one of your parties) but at least you didn't try to walk through the storm door again at the pool parties.
I got your letter last week and once again I'll give you my blessing to throw your Xmas party Saturday December 5th. Unfortunately though, I won't be observing this one. Poor me is recuperating from the flu and I don't think my poor heart can take all the good looking women and dick stiffening action that's bound to happen with the women you are corrupting to attend this one. The world counts on Jolly St Nick to deliver the presents to the good boys and girls of the world and wouldn't appreciate knowing that I knocked over dead from watching all the hot partying you guys will be doing. So you have my blessing to party hard
Saturday December 5th and like always leave the milk and cookies out for me
See ya
Santa
We're ending the party year of 2009 with the biggest, wildest party yet. It's the Annual XXXmas party. Saturday December 5th 8:00 p.m and best of all it's smack down in the middle of everywhere (or close) in Lebanon TN. There's 4 big bedrooms for playing in, a huge living room to socialize in. We crank up the party music to keep the party pumping all night long. Corruptor will bring the dirty dice for those brave enough to play. I'll also have a few other sex games available for those wanting to play. We'll finally do the XXXmas Scavenger Hunt right before we play the Corrupted Santa game. The Love Swing will be available for use. Invite your swinger lifestyle friends and make sure they don't miss this party. We'll have a few door prizes to give away . The party will take place in a big house that's held over 100 people before. Couples and single females are invited to attend. The only party that puts the "X" in Xmas. Saturday night December 5th. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details.
New Year’s Resolutions
1 Give Up Drinking
2. Abstain from sex with strangers
3. Quit viewing porn
4. Cold turkey giving up all bad habits and vices…
5. Strive to become a better person
Er wait a minute….sorry….that was ripped from some politician’s blog (you choose which one ain’t all of em guilty)
We all know that New Year’s Resolutions are a waste of breath, they don’t impress anyone and it shows how much of a liar people really can be besides I’m a proud supporter of Natural Ice, I have so much porn around here I can stock a entire franchise of adult bookstores and I’m so good at my bad habits and vices that giving them up would uncorruptible of me.
So put on your party hats and come join me and my demented friends on New Year’s Eve as we throw a huge New Years Eve motel party in Cookeville TN and welcome 2010 the only way we party animals know how to do with all the drinking and sex you can handle. The party starts at 8:00. We’ll a Jacuzzi available, plenty of space to socialize and a few beds to get naked and initiate the new year in. Working on some special surprises for this party. All single ladies, couples are invited to attend so email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com or Janine at Janine_leigh60 at yahoo.com for the details. So throw out the resolutions, and come party with the professionals New Years Eve. 8:00 in Cookeville, TN
Monday, November 30, 2009
Alternation X Rated Movie Of The Day-Chameleon
For the download links email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com
Friday, November 27, 2009
Alternation X Upcoming Parties
Dear Corruptor,
Congratulations! Once again it didn't take you 20 seconds into 2009 before you were encouraging women to get naked and collecting their bras to help them achieve that fact. It gets to the point to where I don't even look at the top of my naughty list anymore, I know who's name is at the top. I mean after all, you and your fellow demented friends have corrupted the entire Upper Cumberland Area, you got people constantly emailing you for the past several months asking you to find a place in the Middle Tennessee area and throw one of your wild demented swingers lifestyle parties so they don't have to road trip it to Cookeville all the time. The parties were a blast once again this year. The Mrs got a chuckle when you decided to get kinky with the handcuffs, the reindeer laughed at Cowboy Rudy and the hitchhiker from Bowling Green (first time I've seen live musical entertainment at one of your parties) but at least you didn't try to walk through the storm door again at the pool parties.
I got your letter last week and once again I'll give you my blessing to throw your Xmas party Saturday December 5th. Unfortunately though, I won't be observing this one. Poor me is recuperating from the flu and I don't think my poor heart can take all the good looking women and dick stiffening action that's bound to happen with the women you are corrupting to attend this one. The world counts on Jolly St Nick to deliver the presents to the good boys and girls of the world and wouldn't appreciate knowing that I knocked over dead from watching all the hot partying you guys will be doing. So you have my blessing to party hard
Saturday December 5th and like always leave the milk and cookies out for me
See ya
Santa
We're ending the party year of 2009 with the biggest, wildest party yet. It's the Annual XXXmas party. Saturday December 5th 8:00 p.m and best of all it's smack down in the middle of everywhere (or close) in Lebanon TN. There's 4 big bedrooms for playing in, a huge living room to socialize in. We crank up the party music to keep the party pumping all night long. Corruptor will bring the dirty dice for those brave enough to play. I'll also have a few other sex games available for those wanting to play. We'll finally do the XXXmas Scavenger Hunt right before we play the Corrupted Santa game. The Love Swing will be available for use. Invite your swinger lifestyle friends and make sure they don't miss this party. We'll have a few door prizes to give away . The party will take place in a big house that's held over 100 people before. Couples and single females are invited to attend. The only party that puts the "X" in Xmas. Saturday night December 5th. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details.
New Year’s Resolutions
1 Give Up Drinking
2. Abstain from sex with strangers
3. Quit viewing porn
4. Cold turkey giving up all bad habits and vices…
5. Strive to become a better person
Er wait a minute….sorry….that was ripped from some politician’s blog (you choose which one ain’t all of em guilty)
We all know that New Year’s Resolutions are a waste of breath, they don’t impress anyone and it shows how much of a liar people really can be besides I’m a proud supporter of Natural Ice, I have so much porn around here I can stock a entire franchise of adult bookstores and I’m so good at my bad habits and vices that giving them up would uncorruptible of me.
So put on your party hats and come join me and my demented friends on New Year’s Eve as we throw a huge New Years Eve motel party in Cookeville TN and welcome 2010 the only way we party animals know how to do with all the drinking and sex you can handle. The party starts at 8:00. We’ll a Jacuzzi available, plenty of space to socialize and a few beds to get naked and initiate the new year in. Working on some special surprises for this party. All single ladies, couples are invited to attend so email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com
Congratulations! Once again it didn't take you 20 seconds into 2009 before you were encouraging women to get naked and collecting their bras to help them achieve that fact. It gets to the point to where I don't even look at the top of my naughty list anymore, I know who's name is at the top. I mean after all, you and your fellow demented friends have corrupted the entire Upper Cumberland Area, you got people constantly emailing you for the past several months asking you to find a place in the Middle Tennessee area and throw one of your wild demented swingers lifestyle parties so they don't have to road trip it to Cookeville all the time. The parties were a blast once again this year. The Mrs got a chuckle when you decided to get kinky with the handcuffs, the reindeer laughed at Cowboy Rudy and the hitchhiker from Bowling Green (first time I've seen live musical entertainment at one of your parties) but at least you didn't try to walk through the storm door again at the pool parties.
I got your letter last week and once again I'll give you my blessing to throw your Xmas party Saturday December 5th. Unfortunately though, I won't be observing this one. Poor me is recuperating from the flu and I don't think my poor heart can take all the good looking women and dick stiffening action that's bound to happen with the women you are corrupting to attend this one. The world counts on Jolly St Nick to deliver the presents to the good boys and girls of the world and wouldn't appreciate knowing that I knocked over dead from watching all the hot partying you guys will be doing. So you have my blessing to party hard
Saturday December 5th and like always leave the milk and cookies out for me
See ya
Santa
We're ending the party year of 2009 with the biggest, wildest party yet. It's the Annual XXXmas party. Saturday December 5th 8:00 p.m and best of all it's smack down in the middle of everywhere (or close) in Lebanon TN. There's 4 big bedrooms for playing in, a huge living room to socialize in. We crank up the party music to keep the party pumping all night long. Corruptor will bring the dirty dice for those brave enough to play. I'll also have a few other sex games available for those wanting to play. We'll finally do the XXXmas Scavenger Hunt right before we play the Corrupted Santa game. The Love Swing will be available for use. Invite your swinger lifestyle friends and make sure they don't miss this party. We'll have a few door prizes to give away . The party will take place in a big house that's held over 100 people before. Couples and single females are invited to attend. The only party that puts the "X" in Xmas. Saturday night December 5th. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details.
New Year’s Resolutions
1 Give Up Drinking
2. Abstain from sex with strangers
3. Quit viewing porn
4. Cold turkey giving up all bad habits and vices…
5. Strive to become a better person
Er wait a minute….sorry….that was ripped from some politician’s blog (you choose which one ain’t all of em guilty)
We all know that New Year’s Resolutions are a waste of breath, they don’t impress anyone and it shows how much of a liar people really can be besides I’m a proud supporter of Natural Ice, I have so much porn around here I can stock a entire franchise of adult bookstores and I’m so good at my bad habits and vices that giving them up would uncorruptible of me.
So put on your party hats and come join me and my demented friends on New Year’s Eve as we throw a huge New Years Eve motel party in Cookeville TN and welcome 2010 the only way we party animals know how to do with all the drinking and sex you can handle. The party starts at 8:00. We’ll a Jacuzzi available, plenty of space to socialize and a few beds to get naked and initiate the new year in. Working on some special surprises for this party. All single ladies, couples are invited to attend so email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com
Movies Out In Theaters Today
Old Dogs-John Travolta, Robin Williams
Princess and the Frog (Disney Animated)-Voices Anika Noni Rose
The Road-Viggo Mortenson, Kodi Smit-McPhee
Me And Orson Wells-Claire Danes, Zac Efron
Ninja Assassin-Rain
Princess and the Frog (Disney Animated)-Voices Anika Noni Rose
The Road-Viggo Mortenson, Kodi Smit-McPhee
Me And Orson Wells-Claire Danes, Zac Efron
Ninja Assassin-Rain
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
This guy goes into a whore house and gives the lady at the front
Desk $500 and tells her that he wants a woman that can handle him.
She replies, go down the hall and its the second door on the right. He
does and just as they get started she starts screaming from the
pain.
He then marches back to the front desk and tell the woman that he
said he wanted a woman that could handle him. She says, ok go down
the hall and its the third door on the left. He does and once again
the woman starts screaming just as they get started. Then he goes
back to the front desk and she says I know I know you want a women
that can handle you. She says, ok ok this time go all the way down
the hall and down the stairs, there won't be any lights so just feel
around till you hit something wet and stick it in. He does this and
just as they get started nothing happens there isn't any screaming.
Well he thinks, finally, this could work. As he gets into it he
shouts "Oh yea, talk to me baby". She replies "MOOOOOO"!
Desk $500 and tells her that he wants a woman that can handle him.
She replies, go down the hall and its the second door on the right. He
does and just as they get started she starts screaming from the
pain.
He then marches back to the front desk and tell the woman that he
said he wanted a woman that could handle him. She says, ok go down
the hall and its the third door on the left. He does and once again
the woman starts screaming just as they get started. Then he goes
back to the front desk and she says I know I know you want a women
that can handle you. She says, ok ok this time go all the way down
the hall and down the stairs, there won't be any lights so just feel
around till you hit something wet and stick it in. He does this and
just as they get started nothing happens there isn't any screaming.
Well he thinks, finally, this could work. As he gets into it he
shouts "Oh yea, talk to me baby". She replies "MOOOOOO"!
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving, But Aren't
"Wow, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Look at those huge breasts!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn. You'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat!"
"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow! I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest."
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Wow, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Look at those huge breasts!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn. You'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat!"
"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow! I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest."
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
New Years Eve Party-Cookeville TN
New Year’s Resolutions
1 Give Up Drinking
2. Abstain from sex with strangers
3. Quit viewing porn
4. Cold turkey giving up all bad habits and vices…
5. Strive to become a better person
Er wait a minute….sorry….that was ripped from some politician’s blog (you choose which one ain’t all of em guilty)
We all know that New Year’s Resolutions are a waste of breath, they don’t impress anyone and it shows how much of a liar people really can be besides I’m a proud supporter of Natural Ice, I have so much porn around here I can stock a entire franchise of adult bookstores and I’m so good at my bad habits and vices that giving them up would uncorruptible of me.
So put on your party hats and come join me and my demented friends on New Year’s Eve as we throw a huge New Years Eve motel party in Cookeville TN and welcome 2010 the only way we party animals know how to do with all the drinking and sex you can handle. The party starts at
XXXMas Party Saturday December 5th
Dear Corruptor,
Congratulations! Once again it didn't take you 20 seconds into 2009 before you were encouraging women to get naked and collecting their bras to help them achieve that fact. It gets to the point to where I don't even look at the top of my naughty list anymore, I know who's name is at the top. I mean after all, you and your fellow demented friends have corrupted the entire Upper Cumberland Area, you got people constantly emailing you for the past several months asking you to find a place in the Middle Tennessee area and throw one of your wild demented swingers lifestyle parties so they don't have to road trip it to Cookeville all the time. The parties were a blast once again this year. The Mrs got a chuckle when you decided to get kinky with the handcuffs, the reindeer laughed at Cowboy Rudy and the hitchhiker from Bowling Green (first time I've seen live musical entertainment at one of your parties) but at least you didn't try to walk through the storm door again at the pool parties.
I got your letter last week and once again I'll give you my blessing to throw your Xmas party Saturday December 5th. Unfortunately though, I won't be observing this one. Poor me is recuperating from the flu and I don't think my poor heart can take all the good looking women and dick stiffening action that's bound to happen with the women you are corrupting to attend this one. The world counts on Jolly St Nick to deliver the presents to the good boys and girls of the world and wouldn't appreciate knowing that I knocked over dead from watching all the hot partying you guys will be doing. So you have my blessing to party hard
Saturday December 5th and like always leave the milk and cookies out for me
See ya
Santa
We're ending the party year of 2009 with the biggest, wildest party yet. It's the Annual XXXmas party. Saturday December 5th 8:00 p.m and best of all it's smack down in the middle of everywhere (or close) in Lebanon TN. There's 4 big bedrooms for playing in, a huge living room to socialize in. We crank up the party music to keep the party pumping all night long. Corruptor will bring the dirty dice for those brave enough to play. I'll also have a few other sex games available for those wanting to play. We'll finally do the XXXmas Scavenger Hunt right before we play the Corrupted Santa game. The Love Swing will be available for use. Invite your swinger lifestyle friends and make sure they don't miss this party. We'll have a few door prizes to give away . The party will take place in a big house that's held over 100 people before. Couples and single females are invited to attend. The only party that puts the "X" in Xmas. Saturday night December 5th. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details.
Congratulations! Once again it didn't take you 20 seconds into 2009 before you were encouraging women to get naked and collecting their bras to help them achieve that fact. It gets to the point to where I don't even look at the top of my naughty list anymore, I know who's name is at the top. I mean after all, you and your fellow demented friends have corrupted the entire Upper Cumberland Area, you got people constantly emailing you for the past several months asking you to find a place in the Middle Tennessee area and throw one of your wild demented swingers lifestyle parties so they don't have to road trip it to Cookeville all the time. The parties were a blast once again this year. The Mrs got a chuckle when you decided to get kinky with the handcuffs, the reindeer laughed at Cowboy Rudy and the hitchhiker from Bowling Green (first time I've seen live musical entertainment at one of your parties) but at least you didn't try to walk through the storm door again at the pool parties.
I got your letter last week and once again I'll give you my blessing to throw your Xmas party Saturday December 5th. Unfortunately though, I won't be observing this one. Poor me is recuperating from the flu and I don't think my poor heart can take all the good looking women and dick stiffening action that's bound to happen with the women you are corrupting to attend this one. The world counts on Jolly St Nick to deliver the presents to the good boys and girls of the world and wouldn't appreciate knowing that I knocked over dead from watching all the hot partying you guys will be doing. So you have my blessing to party hard
Saturday December 5th and like always leave the milk and cookies out for me
See ya
Santa
We're ending the party year of 2009 with the biggest, wildest party yet. It's the Annual XXXmas party. Saturday December 5th 8:00 p.m and best of all it's smack down in the middle of everywhere (or close) in Lebanon TN. There's 4 big bedrooms for playing in, a huge living room to socialize in. We crank up the party music to keep the party pumping all night long. Corruptor will bring the dirty dice for those brave enough to play. I'll also have a few other sex games available for those wanting to play. We'll finally do the XXXmas Scavenger Hunt right before we play the Corrupted Santa game. The Love Swing will be available for use. Invite your swinger lifestyle friends and make sure they don't miss this party. We'll have a few door prizes to give away . The party will take place in a big house that's held over 100 people before. Couples and single females are invited to attend. The only party that puts the "X" in Xmas. Saturday night December 5th. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details.
New CD's Released Monday and Tuesday
Birdman-Priceless
Boyz II Men-Love
Jimmy Wayne-Sara Smile
Lady Gaga-The Fame Monster
Adam Lambert-For Your Entertainment
Rihanna-Rated R
Shakira-She Wolf
Boyz II Men-Love
Jimmy Wayne-Sara Smile
Lady Gaga-The Fame Monster
Adam Lambert-For Your Entertainment
Rihanna-Rated R
Shakira-She Wolf
New DVD's Released Tuesday Nov 24th
Angels and Demons-Tom Hanks Ewan McGregor
Four Christmases-Vince Vaughn Reese Witherspoon
Funny People-Seth Rogen
Shorts-Jon Cryer
Four Christmases-Vince Vaughn Reese Witherspoon
Funny People-Seth Rogen
Shorts-Jon Cryer
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Q: How Does A Midget Reveal To Everyone That He's Gay?
A: He Comes Out Of The Cupboard
A: He Comes Out Of The Cupboard
A Miner in
mate "I'm fucked, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney"
Administration that previously unanticipated complications, result when Viagara is taken along with Ex-Lax. Both products tend to act together and magnify the
effects of the other. The researchers have concluded that the result is that you
end up both coming and going at the same time. It
*really* gets complicated when Prozac is taken with the other drugs,
Alternation X Joke
Some time ago, President Clinton was hosting a state
dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell
ill, and they had to get a replacement on short
notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a
very grubby-looking man named Jon. The President
voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told
that this was the best they could do on such short
notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook
sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to
the Chief of
Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good
chef. The
meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a
little funny.
By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and
nausea. It
was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to
excuse himself
from the dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the
kitchen, he caught
sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end, which made him feel
even worse.
By now, the President was desperately ill with violent
cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't
remember which door led to the bathroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when
he finally found a door that opened. As he unzipped
his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror
that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office
with his trousers around his knees.
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him
and heard the President whisper in a barely audible
voice, "Sack my cook."
dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell
ill, and they had to get a replacement on short
notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a
very grubby-looking man named Jon. The President
voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told
that this was the best they could do on such short
notice.
Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook
sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to
the Chief of
Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good
chef. The
meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a
little funny.
By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and
nausea. It
was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to
excuse himself
from the dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the
kitchen, he caught
sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end, which made him feel
even worse.
By now, the President was desperately ill with violent
cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't
remember which door led to the bathroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when
he finally found a door that opened. As he unzipped
his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror
that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office
with his trousers around his knees.
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him
and heard the President whisper in a barely audible
voice, "Sack my cook."
Alternation X Pic
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software,installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems... I have fixed my computer... and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!
Monday, November 23, 2009
Dear Corruptor,
Congratulations! Once again it didn't take you 20 seconds into 2009 before you were encouraging women to get naked and collecting their bras to help them achieve that fact. It gets to the point to where I don't even look at the top of my naughty list anymore, I know who's name is at the top. I mean after all, you and your fellow demented friends have corrupted the entire Upper Cumberland Area, you got people constantly emailing you for the past several months asking you to find a place in the Middle Tennessee area and throw one of your wild demented swingers lifestyle parties so they don't have to road trip it to Cookeville all the time. The parties were a blast once again this year. The Mrs got a chuckle when you decided to get kinky with the handcuffs, the reindeer laughed at Cowboy Rudy and the hitchhiker from Bowling Green (first time I've seen live musical entertainment at one of your parties) but at least you didn't try to walk through the storm door again at the pool parties.
I got your letter last week and once again I'll give you my blessing to throw your Xmas party Saturday December 5th. Unfortunately though, I won't be observing this one. Poor me is recuperating from the flu and I don't think my poor heart can take all the good looking women and dick stiffening action that's bound to happen with the women you are corrupting to attend this one. The world counts on Jolly St Nick to deliver the presents to the good boys and girls of the world and wouldn't appreciate knowing that I knocked over dead from watching all the hot partying you guys will be doing. So you have my blessing to party hard
Saturday December 5th and like always leave the milk and cookies out for me
See ya
Santa
We're ending the party year of 2009 with the biggest, wildest party yet. It's the Annual XXXmas party. Saturday December 5th 8:00 p.m and best of all it's smack down in the middle of everywhere (or close) in Lebanon TN. There's 4 big bedrooms for playing in, a huge living room to socialize in. We crank up the party music to keep the party pumping all night long. Corruptor will bring the dirty dice for those brave enough to play. I'll also have a few other sex games available for those wanting to play. We'll finally do the XXXmas Scavenger Hunt right before we play the Corrupted Santa game. The Love Swing will be available for use. Invite your swinger lifestyle friends and make sure they don't miss this party. We'll have a few door prizes to give away . The party will take place in a big house that's held over 100 people before. Couples and single females are invited to attend. The only party that puts the "X" in Xmas. Saturday night December 5th. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details.
Congratulations! Once again it didn't take you 20 seconds into 2009 before you were encouraging women to get naked and collecting their bras to help them achieve that fact. It gets to the point to where I don't even look at the top of my naughty list anymore, I know who's name is at the top. I mean after all, you and your fellow demented friends have corrupted the entire Upper Cumberland Area, you got people constantly emailing you for the past several months asking you to find a place in the Middle Tennessee area and throw one of your wild demented swingers lifestyle parties so they don't have to road trip it to Cookeville all the time. The parties were a blast once again this year. The Mrs got a chuckle when you decided to get kinky with the handcuffs, the reindeer laughed at Cowboy Rudy and the hitchhiker from Bowling Green (first time I've seen live musical entertainment at one of your parties) but at least you didn't try to walk through the storm door again at the pool parties.
I got your letter last week and once again I'll give you my blessing to throw your Xmas party Saturday December 5th. Unfortunately though, I won't be observing this one. Poor me is recuperating from the flu and I don't think my poor heart can take all the good looking women and dick stiffening action that's bound to happen with the women you are corrupting to attend this one. The world counts on Jolly St Nick to deliver the presents to the good boys and girls of the world and wouldn't appreciate knowing that I knocked over dead from watching all the hot partying you guys will be doing. So you have my blessing to party hard
Saturday December 5th and like always leave the milk and cookies out for me
See ya
Santa
We're ending the party year of 2009 with the biggest, wildest party yet. It's the Annual XXXmas party. Saturday December 5th 8:00 p.m and best of all it's smack down in the middle of everywhere (or close) in Lebanon TN. There's 4 big bedrooms for playing in, a huge living room to socialize in. We crank up the party music to keep the party pumping all night long. Corruptor will bring the dirty dice for those brave enough to play. I'll also have a few other sex games available for those wanting to play. We'll finally do the XXXmas Scavenger Hunt right before we play the Corrupted Santa game. The Love Swing will be available for use. Invite your swinger lifestyle friends and make sure they don't miss this party. We'll have a few door prizes to give away . The party will take place in a big house that's held over 100 people before. Couples and single females are invited to attend. The only party that puts the "X" in Xmas. Saturday night December 5th. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details.
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
This guy Chris gets a call from his buddy John one day, and John is
Friday, November 20, 2009
XXXMas Party Saturday December 5th Lebanon TN
Dear Corruptor,
Congratulations! Once again it didn't take you 20 seconds into 2009 before you were encouraging women to get naked and collecting their bras to help them achieve that fact. It gets to the point to where I don't even look at the top of my naughty list anymore, I know who's name is at the top. I mean after all, you and your fellow demented friends have corrupted the entire Upper Cumberland Area, you got people constantly emailing you for the past several months asking you to find a place in the Middle Tennessee area and throw one of your wild demented swingers lifestyle parties so they don't have to road trip it to Cookeville all the time. The parties were a blast once again this year. The Mrs got a chuckle when you decided to get kinky with the handcuffs, the reindeer laughed at Cowboy Rudy and the hitchhiker from Bowling Green (first time I've seen live musical entertainment at one of your parties) but at least you didn't try to walk through the storm door again at the pool parties.
I got your letter last week and once again I'll give you my blessing to throw your Xmas party Saturday December 5th. Unfortunately though, I won't be observing this one. Poor me is recuperating from the flu and I don't think my poor heart can take all the good looking women and dick stiffening action that's bound to happen with the women you are corrupting to attend this one. The world counts on Jolly St Nick to deliver the presents to the good boys and girls of the world and wouldn't appreciate knowing that I knocked over dead from watching all the hot partying you guys will be doing. So you have my blessing to party hard
Saturday December 5th and like always leave the milk and cookies out for me
See ya
Santa
We're ending the party year of 2009 with the biggest, wildest party yet. It's the Annual XXXmas party. Saturday December 5th 8:00 p.m and best of all it's smack down in the middle of everywhere (or close) in Lebanon TN. There's 4 big bedrooms for playing in, a huge living room to socialize in. We crank up the party music to keep the party pumping all night long. Corruptor will bring the dirty dice for those brave enough to play. I'll also have a few other sex games available for those wanting to play. We'll finally do the XXXmas Scavenger Hunt right before we play the Corrupted Santa game. The Love Swing will be available for use. Invite your swinger lifestyle friends and make sure they don't miss this party. We'll have a few door prizes to give away . The party will take place in a big house that's held over 100 people before. Couples and single females are invited to attend. The only party that puts the "X" in Xmas. Saturday night December 5th. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details.
Congratulations! Once again it didn't take you 20 seconds into 2009 before you were encouraging women to get naked and collecting their bras to help them achieve that fact. It gets to the point to where I don't even look at the top of my naughty list anymore, I know who's name is at the top. I mean after all, you and your fellow demented friends have corrupted the entire Upper Cumberland Area, you got people constantly emailing you for the past several months asking you to find a place in the Middle Tennessee area and throw one of your wild demented swingers lifestyle parties so they don't have to road trip it to Cookeville all the time. The parties were a blast once again this year. The Mrs got a chuckle when you decided to get kinky with the handcuffs, the reindeer laughed at Cowboy Rudy and the hitchhiker from Bowling Green (first time I've seen live musical entertainment at one of your parties) but at least you didn't try to walk through the storm door again at the pool parties.
I got your letter last week and once again I'll give you my blessing to throw your Xmas party Saturday December 5th. Unfortunately though, I won't be observing this one. Poor me is recuperating from the flu and I don't think my poor heart can take all the good looking women and dick stiffening action that's bound to happen with the women you are corrupting to attend this one. The world counts on Jolly St Nick to deliver the presents to the good boys and girls of the world and wouldn't appreciate knowing that I knocked over dead from watching all the hot partying you guys will be doing. So you have my blessing to party hard
Saturday December 5th and like always leave the milk and cookies out for me
See ya
Santa
We're ending the party year of 2009 with the biggest, wildest party yet. It's the Annual XXXmas party. Saturday December 5th 8:00 p.m and best of all it's smack down in the middle of everywhere (or close) in Lebanon TN. There's 4 big bedrooms for playing in, a huge living room to socialize in. We crank up the party music to keep the party pumping all night long. Corruptor will bring the dirty dice for those brave enough to play. I'll also have a few other sex games available for those wanting to play. We'll finally do the XXXmas Scavenger Hunt right before we play the Corrupted Santa game. The Love Swing will be available for use. Invite your swinger lifestyle friends and make sure they don't miss this party. We'll have a few door prizes to give away . The party will take place in a big house that's held over 100 people before. Couples and single females are invited to attend. The only party that puts the "X" in Xmas. Saturday night December 5th. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details.
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot Building Supply when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.
The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs , and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
The old timer says.... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'
The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.
The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs , and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'
The old timer says.... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'
The Big Screen
Debuting on the big screen tonight
Twilight Saga: New Moon-Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner
The Blind Side-Tim McGraw, Sandra Bullock
Planet 51- Voiced by Seann William Scott, Jessica Alba, Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans-Nicholas Cage and Eva Mendes
Twilight Saga: New Moon-Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner
The Blind Side-Tim McGraw, Sandra Bullock
Planet 51- Voiced by Seann William Scott, Jessica Alba, Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans-Nicholas Cage and Eva Mendes
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Thursday, November 19, 2009
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q.. What is the purpose ofthis payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by: spending it at yard sales, or going to ball games, or spending it on prostitutes, or
beer or tattoos. These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)
So..... I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q.. What is the purpose ofthis payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by: spending it at yard sales, or going to ball games, or spending it on prostitutes, or
beer or tattoos. These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)
So..... I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.
DVD's Out Today
Star Trek-Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto
My Sister's Keeper-Abigail Breslin, Cameron Diaz
Bruno-Sascha Baron Cohen
The Open Road-Justin Timberlake, Jeff Bridges
How To Be-Robert Pattinson
My Sister's Keeper-Abigail Breslin, Cameron Diaz
Bruno-Sascha Baron Cohen
The Open Road-Justin Timberlake, Jeff Bridges
How To Be-Robert Pattinson
New CD's Out Today
Anberlin-Blueprints For City
Norah Jones-Fall
Keane-Hopes And Fears
Leona Lewis-Echo
Michael Schenker Group Heavy Hitters
One Republic-Waking Up
Rakim-7th Seal
Them Crooked Vultures-Them Crooked Vultures
Norah Jones-Fall
Keane-Hopes And Fears
Leona Lewis-Echo
Michael Schenker Group Heavy Hitters
One Republic-Waking Up
Rakim-7th Seal
Them Crooked Vultures-Them Crooked Vultures
Alternation X Movie Of The Day
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Movie out in stores today
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Monday, November 16, 2009
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane.
The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked.
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"
"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door."
"Did you jump then?" asked the father.
"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my ass."
"So, did you jump?"
"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over to the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, "Boy, are you gonna jump or not?"
I said, "No, sir. I'm too scared" So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! He said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this little baby up your ass.'"
"So, did you jump?" asked the father."
Well, a little.... at first."
The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked.
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"
"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door."
"Did you jump then?" asked the father.
"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my ass."
"So, did you jump?"
"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over to the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, "Boy, are you gonna jump or not?"
I said, "No, sir. I'm too scared" So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! He said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this little baby up your ass.'"
"So, did you jump?" asked the father."
Well, a little.... at first."
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Friday, November 13, 2009
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Mexican Words Of The Day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read, So I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me, che wonders where I am!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece then che got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store but ju went to see sum guy, July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but che said chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.
12. * Bishop *
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read, So I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me, che wonders where I am!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece then che got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store but ju went to see sum guy, July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but che said chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.
12. * Bishop *
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Thursday Morning Memo
Greetings! Welcome to the AlternationX Blogspot. Home Of AlternationX Internet Radio.
Hope that you are enjoying the webpage. Daily, I'll be adding jokes, pics, music videos along with the Alternation X Movie and X Rated Movie Of The Day
For those that are into the swingers lifestyle, I have a swingers motel party you are more than welcome to come check out. It is a BYOB event though and we'll have party music to keep the party going all night long. The party is in Cookeville, starts at 8:00 Come party with us. Email me at corruptor2008 at yahoo.com for more information
Friday mid-morning on AlternationX Internet Radio it's in Your Face Rock Friday. Rock With Attitude as we celebrate the last work day before the weekend. 11A-3PCST only on AlternationX Internet Radio
Party Hard
Corruptor
Hope that you are enjoying the webpage. Daily, I'll be adding jokes, pics, music videos along with the Alternation X Movie and X Rated Movie Of The Day
For those that are into the swingers lifestyle, I have a swingers motel party you are more than welcome to come check out. It is a BYOB event though and we'll have party music to keep the party going all night long. The party is in Cookeville, starts at 8:00 Come party with us. Email me at corruptor2008 at yahoo.com for more information
Friday mid-morning on AlternationX Internet Radio it's in Your Face Rock Friday. Rock With Attitude as we celebrate the last work day before the weekend. 11A-3PCST only on AlternationX Internet Radio
Party Hard
Corruptor
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
Rules of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one
club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course
owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to
avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until
the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do
so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to
admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played
or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset
course owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this
reason.
9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear just in case.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly
scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first
time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover
someone else playing what they consider to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be
temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in
this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play
when this is the case.
12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before
attempting to play the back nine.
13. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to
proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's
request.
14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play
the same hole several times in one match.
15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.
16. Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at
a given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner
and the rules are subject to change. For this reason, many players
prefer to continue to play several different courses
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one
club and two balls.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out of the hole.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course
owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to
avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until
the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do
so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to
admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played
or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset
course owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this
reason.
9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear just in case.
10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly
scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first
time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover
someone else playing what they consider to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be
temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in
this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play
when this is the case.
12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before
attempting to play the back nine.
13. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to
proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's
request.
14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play
the same hole several times in one match.
15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.
16. Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at
a given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner
and the rules are subject to change. For this reason, many players
prefer to continue to play several different courses
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
AlternationX Joke Of The Day
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
Upcoming Swinger Lifestyle Parties
This Saturday is the Upper Cumberland Social Motel Party. We got two rooms to start off with to party in. This is for couples, single females, and single males. Starts at 8:00 in Cookeville TN For more information email me at corruptor2008@gmail.com
Alternation X Movie Of The Day American Virgin
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