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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Lights Out Orgy Update
As of this morning, we have 3 confirmed ladies, 3 confirmed single males (a long list of those awaiting single female sign-ups) and 3 couples
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
A small zoo in Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Alternation X Movie Download Of The Day
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Alternation X Rated Movie Download Of The Day
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Alternation X Internet Radio Update
Looks like everything works in the blogspot for AlternationX Internet Radio so we'll be cranking up the music
Coming up it's the Alternation X Six Pack Six brand new CDs from six of todays hottest artists. We'll announce the day and time here soon.
Coming up it's the Alternation X Six Pack Six brand new CDs from six of todays hottest artists. We'll announce the day and time here soon.
Lights Out Sex Orgy Update
So far we have 2 single females and 2 single males, one couple on the list. I've had 14 single guys respond so we're waiting for more single ladies to come aboard. We should have more couples confirming by the end of the week. Saturday night October 10th 8:00 Shed your clothes at the door and come and participate in one big orgy. Email me at corruptor.2000 at yahoo.com for information
Alternation X Joke Of The Day
A woman went to a discount store service counter and told the clerk
she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it didn't
work. The clerk told her that
he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
screaming, "Rub my nipples, rub my nipples." By now a crowd was
beginning to gather.
The clerk ran away to get the store manager who asked the lady what
was wrong. She explained once again that she wanted a refund for the
toaster she bought because it won't work. The manager also told her
that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
screaming, "Rub my nipples, rub my nipples." The crowd was growing
larger.
The very embarrassed store manager asked the lady why on earth she
was making such a scene and she very demurely replied, "because I
like to have my nipples rubbed when I am being screwed."
The crowd exploded in applause; she walked out of the store with a
complete refund and a very smug look on her face.
she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it didn't
work. The clerk told her that
he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
screaming, "Rub my nipples, rub my nipples." By now a crowd was
beginning to gather.
The clerk ran away to get the store manager who asked the lady what
was wrong. She explained once again that she wanted a refund for the
toaster she bought because it won't work. The manager also told her
that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started
screaming, "Rub my nipples, rub my nipples." The crowd was growing
larger.
The very embarrassed store manager asked the lady why on earth she
was making such a scene and she very demurely replied, "because I
like to have my nipples rubbed when I am being screwed."
The crowd exploded in applause; she walked out of the store with a
complete refund and a very smug look on her face.
Monday, September 28, 2009
Top Ten Things Not To Say To A PoliceMan
TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP WHEN YOU'RE PULLED OVER
10 Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
9 Wanta race to the station, Sparky?
8 I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
7 On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
6 You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!
5 Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
4 Hey wasn't your daughter a pork queen?
3 How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
2 Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
1 I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!
Lights Out Sex Orgy
If you've ever wanted to participate in one big orgy now is your chance Saturday night October 10th in Murfreesboro at the Lights Out Party. This isn't one of our usual parties in that once you get inside the door, shed your clothes and immediately start fucking. I understand there might be some compatibility issues as not everyone is for everyone, but I got that worked out too, that's why I'm getting an early start promoting this. We'll have an equal amount of men and women at this party. So if you've wanted to come to a swingers party and skip all the talking and get down to getting naked and playing hit us up and we'll get the details to you
Welcome To Alternation X
Greetings I'm Corruptor! Welcome to AlternationX. This blog will keep you updated on what we have going on with Alternation X Internet Radio.
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