I don't know whats happening in this country. You've got school
children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children.
Its a nightmare ... you just don't know whether to carry sweets or money!
A guy comes home from work early and finds his wife
laying naked in bed. "What are you doing in bed this
time of the day?" he asks.She replies, "I ate some Mexican
and now I have a stomach ache so I thought I would lay
down for a while.""Hey, where in the hell did this cigar
come from," he shouts.From under the bed a voice says,
"Havana, Senor!"
I was in the bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed
to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the
beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer
and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
The husband was angry when he found out that his wife
had been cheating on him.
He shouts at her, "I will play second fiddle to no one!"
The wife replies, "Second fiddle? With your little flute
you are lucky you are still in the band!"
Q. What does it mean when a hillbilly girl has cum running out of both
sides of her mouth?
A. The trailer is level
