New Year’s Resolutions
1 Give Up Drinking
2. Abstain from sex with strangers
3. Quit viewing porn
4. Cold turkey giving up all bad habits and vices…
5. Strive to become a better person
Er wait a minute….sorry….that was ripped from some politician’s blog (you choose which one ain’t all of em guilty)
We all know that New Year’s Resolutions are a waste of breath, they don’t impress anyone and it shows how much of a liar people really can be besides I’m a proud supporter of Natural Ice, I have so much porn around here I can stock a entire franchise of adult bookstores and I’m so good at my bad habits and vices that giving them up would uncorruptible of me.
So put on your party hats and come join me and my demented friends on New Year’s Eve as we throw a huge New Years Eve motel party in Cookeville TN and welcome 2010 the only way we party animals know how to do with all the drinking and sex you can handle. The party starts at