Dear Corruptor,
Congratulations! Once again it didn't take you 20 seconds into 2009 before you were encouraging women to get naked and collecting their bras to help them achieve that fact. It gets to the point to where I don't even look at the top of my naughty list anymore, I know who's name is at the top. I mean after all, you and your fellow demented friends have corrupted the entire Upper Cumberland Area, you got people constantly emailing you for the past several months asking you to find a place in the Middle Tennessee area and throw one of your wild demented swingers lifestyle parties so they don't have to road trip it to Cookeville all the time. The parties were a blast once again this year. The Mrs got a chuckle when you decided to get kinky with the handcuffs, the reindeer laughed at Cowboy Rudy and the hitchhiker from Bowling Green (first time I've seen live musical entertainment at one of your parties) but at least you didn't try to walk through the storm door again at the pool parties.
I got your letter last week and once again I'll give you my blessing to throw your Xmas party Saturday December 5th. Unfortunately though, I won't be observing this one. Poor me is recuperating from the flu and I don't think my poor heart can take all the good looking women and dick stiffening action that's bound to happen with the women you are corrupting to attend this one. The world counts on Jolly St Nick to deliver the presents to the good boys and girls of the world and wouldn't appreciate knowing that I knocked over dead from watching all the hot partying you guys will be doing. So you have my blessing to party hard
Saturday December 5th and like always leave the milk and cookies out for me
See ya
Santa
We're ending the party year of 2009 with the biggest, wildest party yet. It's the Annual XXXmas party. Saturday December 5th 8:00 p.m and best of all it's smack down in the middle of everywhere (or close) in Lebanon TN. There's 4 big bedrooms for playing in, a huge living room to socialize in. We crank up the party music to keep the party pumping all night long. Corruptor will bring the dirty dice for those brave enough to play. I'll also have a few other sex games available for those wanting to play. We'll finally do the XXXmas Scavenger Hunt right before we play the Corrupted Santa game. The Love Swing will be available for use. Invite your swinger lifestyle friends and make sure they don't miss this party. We'll have a few door prizes to give away . The party will take place in a big house that's held over 100 people before. Couples and single females are invited to attend. The only party that puts the "X" in Xmas. Saturday night December 5th. Email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com for the details.
New Year’s Resolutions
1 Give Up Drinking
2. Abstain from sex with strangers
3. Quit viewing porn
4. Cold turkey giving up all bad habits and vices…
5. Strive to become a better person
Er wait a minute….sorry….that was ripped from some politician’s blog (you choose which one ain’t all of em guilty)
We all know that New Year’s Resolutions are a waste of breath, they don’t impress anyone and it shows how much of a liar people really can be besides I’m a proud supporter of Natural Ice, I have so much porn around here I can stock a entire franchise of adult bookstores and I’m so good at my bad habits and vices that giving them up would uncorruptible of me.
So put on your party hats and come join me and my demented friends on New Year’s Eve as we throw a huge New Years Eve motel party in Cookeville TN and welcome 2010 the only way we party animals know how to do with all the drinking and sex you can handle. The party starts at 8:00. We’ll a Jacuzzi available, plenty of space to socialize and a few beds to get naked and initiate the new year in. Working on some special surprises for this party. All single ladies, couples are invited to attend so email me at corruptor2008 at gmail.com
