This guy goes into a whore house and gives the lady at the front
Desk $500 and tells her that he wants a woman that can handle him.
She replies, go down the hall and its the second door on the right. He
does and just as they get started she starts screaming from the
pain.
He then marches back to the front desk and tell the woman that he
said he wanted a woman that could handle him. She says, ok go down
the hall and its the third door on the left. He does and once again
the woman starts screaming just as they get started. Then he goes
back to the front desk and she says I know I know you want a women
that can handle you. She says, ok ok this time go all the way down
the hall and down the stairs, there won't be any lights so just feel
around till you hit something wet and stick it in. He does this and
just as they get started nothing happens there isn't any screaming.
Well he thinks, finally, this could work. As he gets into it he
shouts "Oh yea, talk to me baby". She replies "MOOOOOO"!
