Alternation X Joke Of The Day

Q: How Does A Midget Reveal To Everyone That He's Gay?
A: He Comes Out Of The Cupboard

A Miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his

mate "I'm fucked, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney"

It has come to the attention of researchers of the Food and Drug

Administration that previously unanticipated complications, result when Viagara is taken along with Ex-Lax. Both products tend to act together and magnify the

effects of the other. The researchers have concluded that the result is that you

end up both coming and going at the same time. It

*really* gets complicated when Prozac is taken with the other drugs,

because then, you really don't give a shit if your cuming or going