Friday, November 13, 2009

Alternation X Joke Of The Day

Mexican Words Of The Day

1. *Cheese*

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*

My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read, So I shoulder.

4. * Texas *

When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me, che wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*

Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece then che got herpes.

6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store but ju went to see sum guy, July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but che said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.

12. * Bishop *

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*

That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?