A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever
done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't
listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked
him in the face. Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it
on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all
of you!'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Couple a minutes ago ... "
